It does read like an advert!
I went there off the back of the previous poster's feedback. I would say top marks for effort but low marks for quality.
The masseuse didn't speak much English. She was short, a little tubby and not particularly attractive. Her massage style was hard and at times, rough. It felt a bit like she was rubbing me with a fist filled with rings. She smelled of smoke too.
But she was clearly using a lot of effort! Half way through the hour she asked me to flip over and quickly offered happy ending with B2B at £40. All the times I've had Chinese and Thai massages and this is the first time that B2B actually meant B2B!! She took a lot of time on the hand relief and build up - again, the most attention/effort I've experienced. Then head massage to fill up the hour afterwards.
It's not the worst massage I've had but it's amongst them. The attention however was very good and it's a shame that the effort wasn't better directed.
Otherwise the location is convenient but exposed. The shop was very bare.
And all this might be irrelevant as another post suggests they might have shut up shop already.
