Current Indian/South Asian (not Oriental) Escorts and Masseuses in London

[Shagman45]

I don’t remember seeing you. At all.. You sound like a bitter client I likely turned away or refused to see again. Let me guess? Asian? I’m absolutely sick to death of the abuse I get from Asian enquiries, it’s relentless and boring. It also ruins it for what must be the actual decent men out there who might have gotten a chance but won’t because I’m done with the abuse.

I know for a fact you’re being malicious for no good cause - I am always cleanly shaven top to bottom, and my hygiene is impeccable - always.
And believe me, you won’t have made me squirt through “shagging”. Any client who has actually seen me will know how to do that, and it’s not via penetrative sex.
Moreover, I wouldn’t ask any client to write a review. It’s crass.
Grow the hell up and handle rejection like a man. Anyone who has actually seen me wouldn’t ever write a “review” like this. I’m many things, but a bad escort is not one of them. My service goes above and beyond, it always has.
I am absolutely furious at what you’ve written. You’ll see by my previous posts, I hold my tongue and my composure but you sir, are a dick and I would politely ask you to go fuck yourself - because you certainly won’t be fucking me.

Awwww. Are you sad about my review. Well Too bad. You really are cunningly clever, acting as we have never met, you might fool a few people here. Firstly, No, im not asian  secondly, i did see you, i asked you why you dont see asian cos your asian, and you said its because one day you accepted a indian man to come and once her was in room, he turned out to be your uncle. We had a good laugh. You gve me a BJ and i sat on your head and put my arse on your face and you told me to stop. You say your shaven, i didnt say your hairy, i said you stank. Ive just checked my adultwork history. i wont post date just to prove your crafty lies.
Anyway you keep saying to yourself your a good escort.  . Haa. No need to swear, i havent seen you since, i never will, You got a decent body but Your face is butt ugly , You say you wont see me, But thats a lie, thats your job, thats what you do,.you sleep with men whos face you dont see till they arrive in the bedroom. Oh yes you can refuse ofcourse your not a escortyour a girl with  heart who chose a man aftera night out, Priya your face looks like my toilet.
Dont worry about me, i have plenty or regular massage therapist and escorts i go to who see me regularly with passion (most are on my thread).

[PRIYA-X]

Ermm...?
Do post the dates please - I have nothing to hide and believe me I’m not in the mood to be pushed. I keep all my history and I’m sure that if I did see you and it didn’t go well, I would’ve told you about it. But right now I don’t believe you nor remember you because so the so called details you are giving on here have never happened.

Also the “story” you are telling about my uncle is utter bullshit. Did you steal that from one of the other threads on this site that I’ve posted on? There was a discussion under those lines - at least there is a method to your madness.

You are a complete weirdo. Spiteful and malicious. But well done, you’ve managed to do what no one else on this site has - make me lose my temper because of your sheer disrespect.
Post any evidence you want on here, I can counteract it with my own proof, believe me I can - my records go back to the very beginning.

You are a nasty and bitter little man and believe me, I am absolutely sick of those right now.
I give zero fucks at the moment - try me. I dare you.

[Shagman45]

Ermm...?
Do post the dates please - I have nothing to hide and believe me I’m not . I keep all my history and I’m sure that if I did see you and it didn’t go well, I would’ve told you about it. But right now I don’t believe you nor remember you because so the so called details you are giving on here have never happened.

Also the “story” you are telling about my uncle is utter bullshit. Did you steal that from one of the other threads on this site that I’ve posted on? There was a discussion under those lines - at least there is a method to your madness.

You are a complete weirdo. Spiteful and malicious and I am in no mood at the moment to be tested.
Post any evidence you want on here, I can counteract it with my own proof, believe me I can - my records go back to the very beginning.
I give zero fucks at the moment - try me.

Post the date, so everyone can see my adultwork profile. Yeah rite.. How about you post some face pics and eveyone can see if you are pretty or butt ugly. You manupalitive intelligent liar.

I made this thread to discuss indian wgs, its becoming a priya show.. good pr for priya.

[PRIYA-X]

Hide your username on it if you have to. Cover it up, just show the evidence.

I’m really sick of your spiteful shit right now.

Moreover, if I was so terrible, why not leave a bad review on here? You’re clearly passionate about how bad you think I am.

[PRIYA-X]

Awwww. Are you sad about my review. Well Too bad. You really are cunningly clever, acting as we have never met, you might fool a few people here. Firstly, No, im not asian  secondly, i did see you, i asked you why you dont see asian cos your asian, and you said its because one day you accepted a indian man to come and once her was in room, he turned out to be your uncle. We had a good laugh. You gve me a BJ and i sat on your head and put my arse on your face and you told me to stop. You say your shaven, i didnt say your hairy, i said you stank. Ive just checked my adultwork history. i wont post date just to prove your crafty lies.
Anyway you keep saying to yourself your a good escort.  . Haa. No need to swear, i havent seen you since, i never will, You got a decent body but Your face is butt ugly , You say you wont see me, But thats a lie, thats your job, thats what you do,.you sleep with men whos face you dont see till they arrive in the bedroom. Oh yes you can refuse ofcourse your not a escortyour a girl with  heart who chose a man aftera night out, Priya your face looks like my toilet.
Dont worry about me, i have plenty or regular massage therapist and escorts i go to who see me regularly with passion (most are on my thread).

And believe me, if an uncle of mine turned up:
1) He would never have a chance to come past the door.
2) I certainly wouldn’t be sitting there having a fucking “good laugh” with you about it.

You’re a creep. Post the evidence.

[LLPunting]

Awwww. Are you sad about my review. Well Too bad. You really are cunningly clever, acting as we have never met, you might fool a few people here. Firstly, No, im not asian  secondly, i did see you, i asked you why you dont see asian cos your asian, and you said its because one day you accepted a indian man to come and once her was in room, he turned out to be your uncle. We had a good laugh. You gve me a BJ and i sat on your head and put my arse on your face and you told me to stop. You say your shaven, i didnt say your hairy, i said you stank. Ive just checked my adultwork history. i wont post date just to prove your crafty lies.
Anyway you keep saying to yourself your a good escort.  . Haa. No need to swear, i havent seen you since, i never will, You got a decent body but Your face is butt ugly , You say you wont see me, But thats a lie, thats your job, thats what you do,.you sleep with men whos face you dont see till they arrive in the bedroom. Oh yes you can refuse ofcourse your not a escortyour a girl with  heart who chose a man aftera night out, Priya your face looks like my toilet.
Dont worry about me, i have plenty or regular massage therapist and escorts i go to who see me regularly with passion (most are on my thread).

Shagman & Priya, genuine disputes are resolved in private with Admin not a public slanging.  If you both want to prove your truths then do so properly and we'll see who comes out smelling of roses.

[PRIYA-X]

LLPunting, apologies, you are correct.

How do I contact admin? I haven’t had to resolve a dispute before and the contact form won’t allow me to send a message, only to reply.
I have every single booking and email since I began working, I’ll have no problems to dispel this.

Shagman, if you don’t want to post your evidence on here, send it to admin and I’ll have a chance to respond. There’s nothing to hide on my side.

[PLeisure]

LLPunting, apologies, you are correct.

How do I contact admin? I haven’t had to resolve a dispute before and the contact form won’t allow me to send a message, only to reply.
I have every single booking and email since I began working, I’ll have no problems to dispel this.

Shagman, if you don’t want to post your evidence on here, send it to admin and I’ll have a chance to respond. There’s nothing to hide on my side.

Priya - to the bottom right of each post is a link to "report to moderator" 

[PRIYA-X]

Priya - to the bottom right of each post is a link to "report to moderator" 

Ah perfect, thanks PLeisure. 

[Methone]

For what it's worth, I've seen Priya once before, and thought she was fantastic.  None of what Shagman says is the least bit reflective of my experience.  His tirades do rather have the ring of bitterness, and a hidden agenda, about them.   Hopefully admin can resolve this in a fair manner.

[Shagman45]

For what it's worth, I've seen Priya once before, and thought she was fantastic.  None of what Shagman says is the least bit reflective of my experience.  His tirades do rather have the ring of bitterness, and a hidden agenda, about them.   Hopefully admin can resolve this in a fair manner.

White knight to the rescue. Mate you haven't reviewed her, Shes been escorting for years and shes hardly has any reviews on uk punting. Just the adultwork.

[iphonex]

I don’t remember seeing you. At all.. You sound like a bitter client I likely turned away or refused to see again. Let me guess? Asian? I’m absolutely sick to death of the abuse I get from Asian enquiries, it’s relentless and boring. It also ruins it for what must be the actual decent men out there who might have gotten a chance but won’t because I’m done with the abuse.

I know for a fact you’re being malicious for no good cause - I am always cleanly shaven top to bottom, and my hygiene is impeccable - always.
And believe me, you won’t have made me squirt through “shagging”. Any client who has actually seen me will know how to do that, and it’s not via penetrative sex.
Moreover, I wouldn’t ask any client to write a review. It’s crass.
Grow the hell up and handle rejection like a man. Anyone who has actually seen me wouldn’t ever write a “review” like this. I’m many things, but a bad escort is not one of them. My service goes above and beyond, it always has.
I am absolutely furious at what you’ve written. You’ll see by my previous posts, I hold my tongue and my composure but you sir, are a dick and I would politely ask you to go fuck yourself - because you certainly won’t be fucking me.

Having met Priya-x several months ago I can conclude the following:

* She does not look like her pictures. Maybe many moons ago
* She did not have hairy armpits when I met her
* She did have good hygiene when I met her (she travelled to me)
* She did not feel like an escort with 100s of feedback, experienced and more of a new escort on the scene
* She is very cold and businesslike in her comms
* She is very vanilla but kissed well.
* She is smart. She played the meet as in ‘how can I satisfy?’ you rather than a girlfriend like experience. You knew you were with an escort from start to finish rather than losing your mind in the moment and having fun with an old flame

I can totally see where he is coming from with his negative comments.
Priyax DOES not like to rush into things. She likes a slow and steady pace and in my honest opinion isn’t suited to one hour appointments as she will be chatty and not allow things to progress in a fast enough pace.

She was at least 2-4 sizes over her dress size in pictures. I expected a 8 to 10 but I’m pretty sure she resembled a 12. Her pictures definitely do mislead and she does admit to ‘loving her food’.

I don’t believe she had hairy armpits as I would have remembered that. She did have good hygiene although she claimed she travelled an hour to get to me. She didn’t shower after she left but most outcall escorts do so at home. She is not one to make back to back bookings.

I can see where the negative points are coming from as I believe he wanted something more fast paced and in the end received a ‘courtesan’ and not an ‘escort’ experience. If you combine your  communication skills and also your slow approach he will definitely have been disappointed hence his frustration against you.

You really ought to upgrade your pictures to something a little more recent.

With that being said you are not the worst escort out there but by looking at your feedback some would be disappointed afterwards as to how slow and steady the booking went.

[LLPunting]

Having met Priya-x several months ago I can conclude the following:

* She does not look like her pictures. Maybe many moons ago
* She did not have hairy armpits when I met her
* She did have good hygiene when I met her (she travelled to me)
* She did not feel like an escort with 100s of feedback, experienced and more of a new escort on the scene
* She is very cold and businesslike in her comms
* She is very vanilla but kissed well.
* She is smart. She played the meet as in ‘how can I satisfy?’ you rather than a girlfriend like experience. You knew you were with an escort from start to finish rather than losing your mind in the moment and having fun with an old flame

I can totally see where he is coming from with his negative comments.
Priyax DOES not like to rush into things. She likes a slow and steady pace and in my honest opinion isn’t suited to one hour appointments as she will be chatty and not allow things to progress in a fast enough pace.

She was at least 2-4 sizes over her dress size in pictures. I expected a 8 to 10 but I’m pretty sure she resembled a 12. Her pictures definitely do mislead and she does admit to ‘loving her food’.

I don’t believe she had hairy armpits as I would have remembered that. She did have good hygiene although she claimed she travelled an hour to get to me. She didn’t shower after she left but most outcall escorts do so at home. She is not one to make back to back bookings.

I can see where the negative points are coming from as I believe he wanted something more fast paced and in the end received a ‘courtesan’ and not an ‘escort’ experience. If you combine your  communication skills and also your slow approach he will definitely have been disappointed hence his frustration against you.

You really ought to upgrade your pictures to something a little more recent.

With that being said you are not the worst escort out there but by looking at your feedback some would be disappointed afterwards as to how slow and steady the booking went.

Thanks for chipping in but why no review previously?  You would've saved both parties and possibly a bunch of other lurkers here the disappointment.

[iphonex]

I don’t wish to slate anyone, her profile is rather detailed and does come across as more courtesan and not very escort like. I put it down to my selection and maybe I expected a little too much.

Also anonymity is a factor. I let time go and then forgot about her review.

I do remember 90% of that meet and it was a very vanilla courtesan experience.

That being said she was trying to be genuine and nice throughout but for me was very vanilla and coupled with the fact she did not look like her pictures was a turn off.

Looking back now her pictures are the same as then and she does not resemble a single one of her 36 pictures. She was larger and I do prefer them a little slimmer.


I have had many worse out there and she wasn’t the worst

[Methone]

Having met Priya-x several months ago I can conclude the following:

* She does not look like her pictures. Maybe many moons ago
* She did not have hairy armpits when I met her
* She did have good hygiene when I met her (she travelled to me)
* She did not feel like an escort with 100s of feedback, experienced and more of a new escort on the scene
* She is very cold and businesslike in her comms
* She is very vanilla but kissed well.
* She is smart. She played the meet as in ‘how can I satisfy?’ you rather than a girlfriend like experience. You knew you were with an escort from start to finish rather than losing your mind in the moment and having fun with an old flame

I'd go along with all of that; it entirely tallies with my experience, other than I'd say she was only one size bigger than the pix - but I saw her a while ago, so things could have changed.   

I do disagree, however, about these factors explaining the prior OP's response - his accusations still seem far-fetched and waaaay beyond the mark to me.  Sure, my time with Priya wasn't perfect, but it was nowhere near the shitshow this guy is angrily attempting to paint.  I still sense a hidden agenda.

Apols for my own lack of review.

[Shagman45]

I'd go along with all of that; it entirely tallies with my experience, other than I'd say she was only one size bigger than the pix - but I saw her a while ago, so things could have changed.   

I do disagree, however, about these factors explaining the prior OP's response - his accusations still seem far-fetched and waaaay beyond the mark to me.  Sure, my time with Priya wasn't perfect, but it was nowhere near the shitshow this guy is angrily attempting to paint.  I still sense a hidden agenda.

Apols for my own lack of review.

Mate, you said earlier she was fantastic, now you go with what the op says, i.e. She was fantastic... BUT she was a bit bigger, cold and boring?
make up your mind. im not angrily attemting to paint, im very calm. ive got nothig to hide, ive been punting for over ten years so i have experience in what a good shagging experience is.
Why dont you contribute more to ukp instead of apologising for the lack of reviews,  you havent done  nothing for this website and informing your friend priya.

[Methone]

im very calm.

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Finding a trim South Asian seems nigh on impossible 

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[jok32]

Profile says she's Dominican sadly, rather than Asian

[MoDoggie995]

Anyone here quite frustrated at how most, and in my experience all, South Asian WGs just seem to not be looking after themselves physically? None I have met are fit, or anything like what they are in pictures! 

[kaj314]

Anyone here quite frustrated at how most, and in my experience all, South Asian WGs just seem to not be looking after themselves physically? None I have met are fit, or anything like what they are in pictures! 

It's the high carb low exercise diet.

[MoDoggie995]

It's the high carb low exercise diet.

Ah yes, I am spoilt with my Arab girls to be fair considering we have high protein diets...  will stick to English and Eastern European. Back to topic before I derail this thread.

[kaj314]

Ah yes, I am spoilt with my Arab girls to be fair considering we have high protein diets...  will stick to English and Eastern European. Back to topic before I derail this thread.

Genetics also has a big say in our physical appearance.

[Sunny]

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Damn wish more Indian milfs like that were based in London, the Indian milf (CurvyIndianPrincess) I met in leicester was great, provided great service

[sunnyj]

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[sunnyj]

Face picture available on WhatsApp. Anyone seen her?
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[sunnyj]

Profile says that she appeared on fake taxi.  Anyone got her video link?
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[ifajs71]

She was PrincessXXXAsia. I reviewed her:

I apologise for the late review that I have been encouraged to do. 

Initially, communication was good. She bid on a Reverse Booking, exchanged a few messages and the date was set. She then went quiet for a couple of days and I began to wonder if she had changed her mind. Eventually, I got a text a couple of hours before the due meeting time. Game on.

Having asked her what kind of restaurant she would like and being told it was up to me, I booked a Japanese Teppanyaki. Ironically, she doesn’t do Asian food, so I changed to a Spanish restaurant and
I met her last summer outside the Aqua restaurants off Regent Street.

She looked great, dressed in a summer dress that showed off her curves well. I was in lust. We shared a few drinks and a meal. Looking back, and this is probably why the meeting wasn’t positive, I think she drank too much for her. Conversation was tough to initiate at times, but I tried. She opened up about Fake Taxi (she was looking forward to the experience a week or so later) and replied that she was not awkward about being seen out with me as she is from Birmingham

We taxied back to my hotels where the sex was good, but only just because of her great breasts. I didn’t want oral, but love to give it and she received. Sex was in a variety of positions. I awoke the next morning, freshened up and made tea. This is where it went wrong for me. I tried to initiate sex again and using my fingers to warm her up. After a short while she said I was tickling her! That’s a new one on me. She was obviously keen to go home to Aldgate, which was convenient for my first meeting, so I dressed, she dressed and I shared her Uber to my meeting.

Very underwhelming

[sunnyj]

She was PrincessXXXAsia. I reviewed her:

I apologise for the late review that I have been encouraged to do. 

Initially, communication was good. She bid on a Reverse Booking, exchanged a few messages and the date was set. She then went quiet for a couple of days and I began to wonder if she had changed her mind. Eventually, I got a text a couple of hours before the due meeting time. Game on.

Having asked her what kind of restaurant she would like and being told it was up to me, I booked a Japanese Teppanyaki. Ironically, she doesn’t do Asian food, so I changed to a Spanish restaurant and
I met her last summer outside the Aqua restaurants off Regent Street.

She looked great, dressed in a summer dress that showed off her curves well. I was in lust. We shared a few drinks and a meal. Looking back, and this is probably why the meeting wasn’t positive, I think she drank too much for her. Conversation was tough to initiate at times, but I tried. She opened up about Fake Taxi (she was looking forward to the experience a week or so later) and replied that she was not awkward about being seen out with me as she is from Birmingham

We taxied back to my hotels where the sex was good, but only just because of her great breasts. I didn’t want oral, but love to give it and she received. Sex was in a variety of positions. I awoke the next morning, freshened up and made tea. This is where it went wrong for me. I tried to initiate sex again and using my fingers to warm her up. After a short while she said I was tickling her! That’s a new one on me. She was obviously keen to go home to Aldgate, which was convenient for my first meeting, so I dressed, she dressed and I shared her Uber to my meeting.

Very underwhelming

Thanks for the details. 

[sunnyj]

Profile says that she appeared on fake taxi.  Anyone got her video link?
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[king tarzan]

I'm in the mood for a pair of nice tasty gulab jaman's 👅👅👅😋😋😋👅👅😋

[LLPunting]

Profile says that she appeared on fake taxi.  Anyone got her video link?
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Oh dear...

Please post screencaps, VS profiles change/vanish very quickly.

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[sunnyj]

Oh dear...

Please post screencaps, VS profiles change/vanish very quickly.

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Thanks. Will post screencaps for VS profiles. 
Got her AW profile and looks like one to be avoided.

[RAJEC]

Face picture available on WhatsApp. Anyone seen her?
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Not seen her but at those prices might be worth a tofft.

Hopefully will try this week.

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Haa. ive been to her for body massage in fulham.  its nice she is back to doing fs

[James]

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[LLPunting]

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She's not Asian. 
Will you be taking her on as an SB?

[James]

She's not Asian. 
Will you be taking her on as an SB?

No i wont be taking her as a sb. She is asian. Well looked it. What makes you say shes not. Shes british born. Id say dark skinned but is asian, more arabic not indian

[Shagman45]

Arabic is not Asian. wrong thread. my thread is indian, Pakistani, bengali.....

[James]

Arabic is not Asian. wrong thread. my thread is indian, Pakistani, bengali.....

Sorry i thought she would be pakistani. Ignore her then

[Kaluuu276]

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Don't waste your money or time on this cold fish bitch.

I had my first out call with her she arrived late made no effort in looks and ate my food/ drink.

Then laid there like a dead carcass and gave me no pleasure

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[Shagman45]

looks good, dont mind the slight tummy. photo not verified. anyone to toftt

[VladtheImpaleHer]

I've seen these four girls and I enjoyed my time with all four of them. All of them were friendly, attractive and provided a good service. I met all of them before I joined Ukpunting, hence that's why I haven't left and reviews for them.

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[VladtheImpaleHer]

Indian Nahdia is a gorgeous petite British Indian girl. Provides a very good GFE. Mya was a good looking lady with big natural tits who also provided an excellent GFE. Desi derata was lovely and very pretty. Also a great GFE. Shazna is a genuine Pakistani girl. And I thought she was good as well! She has the perfect feet for foot worship!!

[darkknightrises]

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This lady is the bees knees .... good comm, friendly & very good service wise.

As always no one is perfect ... whilst IMO she has a banging body not the prettiest face, in fact if you saw her in the street just by looking at her face you would look for a 2nd glance but everything else was very very good.

Full review to come but I’ve just come back from being away for a while so might take a few days.