Chloe Kisses - Milton Keynes

[hotfire84]

So after having an itch that needed scratching I wanted to tried a few options and after the 3rd one said no I decided to try my luck with Chloe, I wasn't very optimistic after reading previous reports but I thought i'd take a chance. External Link/Members Only (Punt took place in August 2018)

Service: 30 mins @£70

Comms: Sent a text was told to call when I arrived. Called and given clear directions.

Location: Nice flat in the Hub area a stones through from the train station and Free Parking at the Sainsburys around the corner. She shares the property with another SP (Unique Addiction on AW) who I cant seem to find on the site anymore.

Looks: This is objective but I didnt find her very attractive, nice personality but wouldn't turn my head on a night out. Older Milf looking type who has seen her best days a while ago.

Service:

This ended up just being OW as I couldn't get back up for round 2 and to be fair she didn't do much to make me. Decent blow job however got me to attention quickly no teeth and seemed to enjoy what she was doing, no ball action however which is a slight let down. Decent french kissing, tongues fully involved and allowed fingering but told me to be careful. I came in the bag after about 15 mins and was out after about 25 mins once I realised that round 2 wasn't going to happen.

Conclusion: I wouldn't go again as I didnt find her attractive and there are so many other ladies to see. A bit underwhelmed by it all but she didn't really do anything wrong and was nice, just didnt feel her.

[vw]

Correct link

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[hotfire84]

 :dash:Apologies thanks for that

[The Owl]

Now has a new AW profile so I've added it to this this neutral review as she had 3 reviews only on here. One positive, one neutral and one negative.

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She's also been using VS.

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[dubhcarr]

thanks for the review OP how accurate are her profile pics?.  Has she lost weight in your opinion?.   

[dynatron]

when i saw her several years ago she was at least 2 to 3 dress sizes bigger than she and her photos claimed-never again

[DouglasReynholm]

when i saw her several years ago she was at least 2 to 3 dress sizes bigger than she and her photos claimed-never again

That rings a bell! I remember I nearly booked her until I saw this: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=25656.0 - it was before I'd even joined here. "cheeky bitch used a wet-wipe on my cock" indeed. I wasn't sure if the review was a hatchet job, but I decided she must be.

[Wadebridge]

when i saw her several years ago she was at least 2 to 3 dress sizes bigger than she and her photos claimed-never again

Well she certainly doesn't look that now.
Whether or not she's become a little bit self-conscious with all the fat shaming on the threads and reviews about her, is anyone's guess.
Not an attractive look now at all in my opinion. She looks a right 'skinny minnie'.
Not interested!

[dubhcarr]

I'm not sure the issue is fat shaming cos some punters like fuller figure sos. I just expect profile pics to be accurate. Not a big ask for the big ph fee? 

[smiths]

Certainly in her media pics on UKE she looks thin now, thinner than when I punted with her for the only time ever at a FFM punt in early 2009. She wasn't thin then but was as advertised and was good, the problem with Chloe is since she worked as a pimp running MKEscorts years ago she has been a horrible cunt in my experience of many dealings with her on punting forums.

She also tried to destroy the UKP Wiki but old admin caught her out, that's how much she despises UKP and all it stands for. She will also make up stories and allegations if it suits her as she tried on me, simply because she couldn't get the better of me in a heated debate. I have no idea what her service is like now.

[Pj55]

I had just the one punt with Chloe about 4 yrs ago in Mk, and was shocked when she opened the door as saw she was at least 3 dress sizes bigger than her photos on her website at the time. Was a poor experience, and i wished i'd walked. The photos on her new AW profile are very different, significant weight loss to how i remember her, and looks like the opposite extreme to me, which i personally don't find appealing.