External Link/Members OnlyThe girl was Chanel, not listed but is listed on twitter!
She was 40+ she talked all sweet at first then her attitude changed, it was like she had a waiting room to get through despite me being the only customer.
I only had £60, I wasn't sure of the price and I did say I would come back, she didn't want to let me go, I showed her the money to prove I wasn't just going in for a cheap thrill, she all but grabbed it and said on this occasion it was all good, the lady on the door wavered their door fee so she got £60 instead of £70
She insisted on a back massage (with oil) I wasn't keen I said let's do that at the end if we still have time, oh no!, I have a set routine she said the body was covered up she had terrible scares on her boobs, don't touch the nipples, don't lick or suck, she gave me a bit of a bj than said let's have sex!
She jumped on top I couldn't really see anything but a lot of baby belly wobbling around! then she said do you like doggy? and assumed the position I said let's try you on your back first, she said okay then placed a leg either side of my ears and squeezed hard, blocking any view and preventing me form touching any part of her! I moved her legs and tried to kiss her neck line a little, she flinched so I said... did you say you do GFE? shall we have a little kiss? she said NO, then said finish me in Doggy - I started to and she was literally cold as ice!
She kept moving back into me so I could't get a rhythm each time I created space to get a deep thrust she moved back into me so I asked if she was alright she said yes but you'll have to hurry up, I said oh... I thought we had loads of time left, should I stand up and try doggy ? well.. with that, she jumped off the bed and said that's it!
I walked over to me phone looked at the time and said 'Babe! it's only been 12 minutes! (including the massage) I set the time for my parking meter, she said right I'll finish you by hand, I said look, it'll be okay but you're rushing me and it's stressing me out, just relax and I'll finish in whatever position you like best! she said Nah! I'll give you a hand job we're done having sex, I said well you can try but my knob knows when it's not welcome and proceeded to loose all erection!
She covered me in goup and I said where's the shower, she started to argue with me and I said... are you now saying I can't have a shower? she said most people have one at the beginning and I said yes! that's why I turned up fresh as a daisy clean shaven and smelling nice because I had a shower before I set off!
I told the receptionist all this and still got back to the car with time to spare!
What a waste of £60 the place was lovely the receptionist was lovely the WG was basically an old pro and thought she could work me £60 in 10 minutes!
