Author Topic: Dodgy Mango 🥭 unhygienic awareness.. (Read 24946 times)

Waterhouse · « **Reply #100 on:** April 23, 2019, 12:10:37 am »

Quote from: scutty brown on April 23, 2019, 12:01:06 am

Tarzan having sex
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warning - no women involved

This should come with a standard 'HP' type warning.

king tarzan · « **Reply #101 on:** April 23, 2019, 06:37:27 am »

Quote from: Yondu616 on April 23, 2019, 12:10:37 am

This should come with a standard 'HP' type warning.

I ain't gonna watch it..
Scutty obviously getting depraved..
Sick cunt.

Colston36 · « **Reply #102 on:** April 23, 2019, 07:49:33 am »

Quote from: EnglishRebecca121 on January 09, 2019, 10:36:17 pm

is it me or do mangos taste like petrol?

Very faintly reminiscent, yes.

king tarzan · « **Reply #103 on:** June 24, 2019, 03:54:28 pm »

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Smelly hygiene issues.

horsa · « **Reply #104 on:** June 24, 2019, 04:02:54 pm »

Quote from: king tarzan on June 24, 2019, 03:54:28 pm

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Smelly hygiene issues.

profile gone, review on its way?

Kev40ish · « **Reply #105 on:** June 24, 2019, 04:07:18 pm »

Quote from: horsa on June 24, 2019, 04:02:54 pm

profile gone, review on its way?

He uses this thread as his personal warning of bad reviews by others..

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=252826.0

Not sure what the new owner will think of using the forum as his personal storage device..

king tarzan · « **Reply #106 on:** June 24, 2019, 05:02:05 pm »

Quote from: Kev40ish on June 24, 2019, 04:07:18 pm

He uses this thread as his personal warning of bad reviews by others..

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=252826.0

Not sure what the new owner will think of using the forum as his personal storage device..

Well done for bringing the review up..👏
It's also helpful to the other Londoner's..👍

earlgreyman · « **Reply #107 on:** June 24, 2019, 05:02:20 pm »

Quote from: Kev40ish on June 24, 2019, 04:07:18 pm

He uses this thread as his personal warning of bad reviews by others..

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=252826.0

Not sure what the new owner will think of using the forum as his personal storage device..

Would be a handy thread if review links were attached like you have done as quoted. Like others have said, any reference to whiffy poontang should be written in reviews anyway, not just randomly pointed at with no real context.

Kev40ish · « **Reply #108 on:** June 24, 2019, 05:08:20 pm »

Quote from: king tarzan on June 24, 2019, 05:02:05 pm

Well done for bringing the review up..👏
It's also helpful to the other Londoner's..👍

No problem KT always glad to help

king tarzan · « **Reply #109 on:** September 30, 2019, 01:41:09 pm »

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Another rotten mango to beware of

king tarzan · « **Reply #110 on:** October 22, 2019, 09:56:16 pm »

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Certainly not lady like!

DrConners · « **Reply #111 on:** October 23, 2019, 10:27:50 am »

Quote from: king tarzan on October 22, 2019, 09:56:16 pm

External Link/Members Only bad breath issues

Certainly not lady like!

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Link that works

Have you seen her or just going by what you have read on other reviews ?

king tarzan · « **Reply #112 on:** October 23, 2019, 11:35:36 am »

Quote from: DrConners on October 23, 2019, 10:27:50 am

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Link that works

Have you seen her or just going by what you have read on other reviews ?

Going by review..👍

Sheraton · « **Reply #113 on:** October 24, 2019, 08:36:42 am »

Nothing worse than a sick smelling mango, it has to be said. Complete dampener on proceedings.

king tarzan · « **Reply #114 on:** October 24, 2019, 08:39:06 am »

Quote from: Automate512 on October 24, 2019, 08:36:42 am

Nothing worse than a sick smelling mango, it has to be said. Complete dampener on proceedings.

Bad breath
Body odour
Hairy
Thinning head hair
Fat sagging bodies/loose flesh

On women.. absolutely

king tarzan · « **Reply #115 on:** April 04, 2020, 08:48:17 pm »

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Colston36 · « **Reply #116 on:** April 05, 2020, 09:43:08 am »

Quote from: king tarzan on January 09, 2019, 08:31:26 am

Izzy rose unhygienic mango multiple offending for example..

Utterly incomprehensible; makes even less sense than usual. If you didn't like the smell why keep going back?

winkywanky · « **Reply #117 on:** April 05, 2020, 11:52:23 am »

There's something about a smelly mango, it's a bit like eating a dodgy-looking kebab when you're pissed.

LLPunting · « **Reply #118 on:** April 05, 2020, 03:58:27 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on April 05, 2020, 11:52:23 am

There's something about a smelly mango, it's a bit like eating a dodgy-looking kebab when you're pissed.

Thankfully it's not the subsequent devastation to the toilet bowl after.

winkywanky · « **Reply #119 on:** April 05, 2020, 04:30:30 pm »

...what, the dodgy mango or the smelly kebab?

LLPunting · « **Reply #120 on:** April 05, 2020, 04:35:11 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on April 05, 2020, 04:30:30 pm

...what, the dodgy mango or the smelly kebab?

Pardon me, I should've said "...not the amount of subsequent..."

winkywanky · « **Reply #121 on:** April 05, 2020, 04:54:15 pm »

king tarzan · « **Reply #122 on:** October 18, 2020, 04:34:50 pm »

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tynetunnel · « **Reply #123 on:** October 18, 2020, 09:05:34 pm »

Quote from: king tarzan on October 18, 2020, 04:34:50 pm

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Are you suggesting this WG has a dodgy mango 🥭 or is otherwise unhygienic?

king tarzan · « **Reply #124 on:** October 18, 2020, 09:12:45 pm »

Quote from: tynetunnel on October 18, 2020, 09:05:34 pm

Are you suggesting this WG has a dodgy mango 🥭 or is otherwise unhygienic?

It did state bad unhygienic smells 🤮🤮🤮🤮

GingerNuts · « **Reply #125 on:** October 18, 2020, 09:29:22 pm »

Quote from: king tarzan on October 18, 2020, 09:12:45 pm

It did state bad unhygienic smells 🤮🤮🤮🤮

"It" being the review anyone can read for themselves.

Just let the thread die.

Cum_again · « **Reply #126 on:** October 18, 2020, 10:10:52 pm »

For, a few weeks back washed her hands after I needed her the money.

But was then happy to have nearly every part of me in her mouth....

Funny world...

tynetunnel · « **Reply #127 on:** October 19, 2020, 08:26:14 pm »

Quote from: king tarzan on October 18, 2020, 09:12:45 pm

It did state bad unhygienic smells 🤮🤮🤮🤮

I don’t understand why you have revived a 6 month old thread with the posting of an AW profile link?

Home Alone · « **Reply #128 on:** October 19, 2020, 11:50:03 pm »

Am I the only one on here to be utterly bemused by wtf king tarzan means by his idiosyncratic phrase 'dodgy mango'?
Is he talking about a smelly pussy or what?

And while I'm getting this off my chest, k t, why do you need quite so many emojis on your posts? I always feel a bit guilty if I post, say as many as 3 x

if a post has amused me.

Rant over!

Waterhouse · « **Reply #129 on:** October 20, 2020, 12:03:28 am »

Quote from: Home Alone on October 19, 2020, 11:50:03 pm

Am I the only one on here to be utterly bemused by wtf king tarzan means by his idiosyncratic phrase 'dodgy mango'?
Is he talking about a smelly pussy or what?

And while I'm getting this off my chest, k t, why do you need quite so many emojis on your posts? I always feel a bit guilty if I post, say as many as 3 x if a post has amused me.

Rant over!

HA.... spot on fella.... eye of the tiger 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊😛😛😛😛😛😛😛

Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #130 on:** October 20, 2020, 09:31:49 am »

Quote from: Home Alone on October 19, 2020, 11:50:03 pm

Am I the only one on here to be utterly bemused by wtf king tarzan means by his idiosyncratic phrase 'dodgy mango'?
Is he talking about a smelly pussy or what?

And while I'm getting this off my chest, k t, why do you need quite so many emojis on your posts? I always feel a bit guilty if I post, say as many as 3 x if a post has amused me.

Rant over!

Hobbit · « **Reply #131 on:** October 20, 2020, 01:42:26 pm »

Quote from: Home Alone on October 19, 2020, 11:50:03 pm

Am I the only one on here to be utterly bemused by wtf king tarzan means by his idiosyncratic phrase 'dodgy mango'?
Is he talking about a smelly pussy or what?

And while I'm getting this off my chest, k t, why do you need quite so many emojis on your posts? I always feel a bit guilty if I post, say as many as 3 x if a post has amused me.

Rant over!

He means a smelly pussy. I'm surprised we don't have a mango emoji by now.

scutty brown · « **Reply #132 on:** October 20, 2020, 08:59:06 pm »

Quote from: Hobbit on October 20, 2020, 01:42:26 pm

He means a smelly pussy. I'm surprised we don't have a mango emoji by now.

testing
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kuck · « **Reply #133 on:** October 20, 2020, 09:07:29 pm »

Quote from: scutty brown on October 20, 2020, 08:59:06 pm

testing
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If only we had one for dodgy as well.

king tarzan · « **Reply #134 on:** October 20, 2020, 10:11:39 pm »

Quote from: scutty brown on October 20, 2020, 08:59:06 pm

testing
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Home Alone · « **Reply #135 on:** October 21, 2020, 10:08:16 am »

Quote from: Hobbit on October 20, 2020, 01:42:26 pm

He means a smelly pussy. I'm surprised we don't have a mango emoji by now.

Thanks, Hobbit. I kind-of guessed that's what he meant but wasn't sure.

marcius2018 · « **Reply #136 on:** October 21, 2020, 12:21:10 pm »

Quote from: Home Alone on October 21, 2020, 10:08:16 am

Thanks, Hobbit. I kind-of guessed that's what he meant but wasn't sure.

OK, but how/why does a "mango" come into it?

Hobbit · « **Reply #137 on:** October 21, 2020, 01:03:45 pm »

Quote from: marcius2018 on October 21, 2020, 12:21:10 pm

OK, but how/why does a "mango" come into it?

Because KT thinks pussies look like mangoes I presume.

Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #138 on:** October 21, 2020, 01:12:07 pm »

Quote from: Hobbit on October 21, 2020, 01:03:45 pm

Because KT thinks pussies look like mangoes I presume.

And probably should taste like a mango 🥭 too

RandomGuy99 · « **Reply #139 on:** October 21, 2020, 01:43:45 pm »

An experience with a smelly pussy really makes you appreciate why SPs often talk about the need for punters to be squeaky clean if they want to receive a good service. It really doesn't take long to have a good wash and it makes the experience better for all parties.

Hobbit · « **Reply #140 on:** October 21, 2020, 01:45:22 pm »

Quote from: Punterperson1971 on October 21, 2020, 01:12:07 pm

And probably should taste like a mango 🥭 too

Depends where the mangoes from. Not all are sweet.

Hobbit · « **Reply #141 on:** October 21, 2020, 01:47:15 pm »

Quote from: RandomGuy99 on October 21, 2020, 01:43:45 pm

An experience with a smelly pussy really makes you appreciate why SPs often talk about the need for punters to be squeaky clean if they want to receive a good service. It really doesn't take long to have a good wash and it makes the experience better for all parties.

It does. But some wash, some wash a little, and some don't wash at all.

king tarzan · « **Reply #142 on:** October 21, 2020, 01:59:14 pm »

Quote from: RandomGuy99 on October 21, 2020, 01:43:45 pm

An experience with a smelly pussy really makes you appreciate why SPs often talk about the need for punters to be squeaky clean if they want to receive a good service. It really doesn't take long to have a good wash and it makes the experience better for all parties.

That's why I have no issues with the Russian hotties and there clean freak attitudes... And yes they taste so 👅👅👅👅😋😋😋😋👅👅👅😋😋😋👅👅👅😋😋😋

marcius2018 · « **Reply #143 on:** October 21, 2020, 05:52:51 pm »

Quote from: king tarzan on October 21, 2020, 01:59:14 pm

That's why I have no issues with the Russian hotties and there clean freak attitudes... And yes they taste so 👅👅👅👅😋😋😋😋👅👅👅😋😋😋👅👅👅😋😋😋

A healthy pussy should have a scent...an attractive, stimulating one...not be completely odourless!

As for taste...if it's "sweet" 99+% chance it's down to the flavoured lubricant they've applied!