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External Link/Members OnlyDuration: 35-40 mins
Paid: £50
Comms: Good. All via text.
Location: New/converted block (SG1)
Looks: Late 30's -early 40's, size 12, 5' 6". Hair up. Round smiley face. Dressed all in black; leggings, skirt, top.
Preamble: Read much about Mei on here. I was motivated to get a massage anyway after Chrimbo/New Year and thought I'd suffer the 30mins+ drive to get to her. Prices by text were 1 hour (£45) and half hour (£30) + £10 if I wanted happy ending.
Meeting/Service: Mei was giggling as soon as she answered the door. Younger looking than I expected, reminded me of a woman I knew who worked in a Chinese takeaway many years ago in the East End. Not sure if this was a good thing or not, but hey.... Mei led me to the room. I scanned around the room quickly for any cameras (as mentioned in previous reviews) but didn't see anything sinister.
Mei said "Half hour". I asked for 1 hour but she repeated "Half hour" again, giggling as she said it. No duration had been confirmed prior so I'm guessing you gotta ask for the hour upfront. As I undressed we confirmed the happy ending. I settled face down on the "proper" massage table, gesturing to my aches and pains on my back and shoulders. She understood me.
Massage wasn't too bad. I think because I actually pointed out a few problem areas it must have given her a goal. Totally acting professional, no hint of anything sensual, yet I could've done with the odd accidental touch to stir my loins, but nothing! This lasted about 20 mins or so. All of a sudden she started to stroke my arse quite sensually. She ran her fingers/nails up and down my crack, tickling my balls on the bottom stroke. Then came a reach under, pulling my cock out for her to gain easier access.
She seemed to like gripping and manipulating the very base of my stalk as if searching for where it originated from within my body. This must've lasted a good 5 mins and really got me horny. I made a few "mmmmmm" and "ahhhh" noises which seemed to encourage her and got her breathing a bit deeper and heavier. I think I had a similar effect on the Chinese bird in the takeaway, I could tell by the way she used to handle my prawn balls!
Turn over time. More finger/nail action up and down my thighs, inside and out. This was actually tickling the fuck out of me and making me lose my erection slightly; only slightly. Some cock stroking, followed by some slow wanking. By now my hand was up her skirt and I was stroking her crotch outside of her leggings and grasping the top of her thighs. Now, here's the deal. I concur with gandalf111 concerning her legs. (Review -
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=235393.0). She didn't appear to have much meat (or fat for that matter) to grab hold of. So whilst I didn't "see" this phenomenon I think I felt what he means. Nonetheless, this did not put me off or make me think she was "quite unattractive". Seeing her naked might be the mitigating circumstance to change my humble opinion though. Anyone with this 'advantage' may want to comment. Back to cock in hand......
My hands moved and fumbled across her body until I reached her face and head. I gently pushed her head towards my cock. She gave me a playful slap, moving my hand away. "Oh well, no oral for me", I thought. Immediately she grabbed a wet wipe from behind her and clumsily wiped off the oil from my cock and proceeded to suck me off. Did I mention "mmmmmm" and "ahhhh" noises? Add a little groan and I'm sure you'll get the picture. She wanked and sucked me. Not too deep and just sloppy enough. I grabbed my cock, moving her hand away from the base. I rubbed it around her lips and face, gently pulling her down over me to suck it. Pulling her back off and repeating the face rubbing with my helmet and some gentle slapping too. Mei appeared to enjoy this, with me taking control of what could've just been a bog standard happy end. I was almost there, and she knew it.
I let her take over. The inevitable happened. At least half a dozen dollops of thick sticky man muck erupted all over both her hands and eventually on to my belly. She firmly squeezed every last drop out in a dedicated fashion. Then another drop..... I was truly spent and satisfied.
Clean up, got dressed. I said to Mei "£40?". She replied "£50". I was gonna give her £50 anyway so just paid up.
Final thoughts: I was there about 35-40 mins, got OWO with a bit of cock slapping on her face, etc. Reasonable massage. A positive all round.
Note: Anyone else notice the 2 different phone numbers for the different ads? Maybe his and hers?
Would I return?: Not in a rush. Not particularly fussed about getting in her knickers. I'd never say never though.
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