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Author Topic: Skylar (Welsh Bunnies) Cardiff  (Read 1904 times)

Offline iverthickone

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First review of the year, and sorry to say it's a negative.

Encouraged by another review on Skylar, I made an appointment to see her last week for an hour at £150.

The area is fine, and well known to punters, (but not the same flat I have been before in - just close to it), and the flat has an intercom.  However, I had to text the agency to say there was no response, and they text back saying, sorry she isn't there yet.  A few mins later a girl wrapped head to toe up in a coat walked past, clearly her, though impossible to see.  Sure enough it was, as a few mins after that had a text from the agency saying try now.

Anyway, let in and got to the room.  Skylar is a pretty thing, and age of 18 may well be correct - certainly young.  I was told to come in, got the paperwork sorted, and I was asked have a shower, which I did, whilst she did "security stuff" (I think this meant locking the door, phoning the agency and her driver to say all ok).  On coming out of the shower, Skylar was under the cover of the sheets, so after a few mins small talk, I sarted peeling them, and her clothes back.  Went down on her, and very nice indeed (although there were a few moans, but mostly for show). 

She kissed a lot around my neck mainly, and I asked (twice) for her to go down on me.  She said it needed to be covered, I said ok (by this time I knew I had probably made a mistake).  Oral was really half hearted and lacklustre in truth - I could barely feel anything, therefore decided the best thing was just to fuck her.

I asked for her on top, but after various attempts she said she was too tight.  I asked if she had lube, but she said she had forgot it.  I then attempted mish and doggie (several times), all to no avail. Now I genuinely don't think this had much to do with my size, more the angles she put herself in, which made any penetration very hard.  Deliberate or inexperience is up for debate, but whatever, I lost the will (and quite frankly the capacity) to keep going, so asked her to wank me, although without lube that may have been asking for problems!  Actually it wasn't as her technique for a handjob was also poor  and half-hearted (could learn athing or two from Salina at Coco's!!!).  So in the end I finished myself off for round one, asking if I could come on her tits, which (I am sure you are ahead of me by now), was refused.

Skylar then questioned the time, and got her mobile phone out to see what was left.  I didn't wait for the response - told her that being 10 mins late, we still had 30 mins exactly left.  She then sent a couple of texts, on her phone. 

Not wishing to waste a girl, I had another suck and feel of her (definite highlight of this punt), before finishing a second round off in the same manner as the first.  About 2 mins after her phone alarm went off to signal time was up!

So, basically I would say I paid for two very expensive wanks in front of a pretty young girl.  I would point out that Skylar was actually quite intelligent and the conversation wasn't hard.  I just felt that she was inexperienced (not surprising I guess!) and she was there to do a job that she didn't actually want to do, and frankly she couldn't do properly anyway.

Oh well, had a decent few months, so musn't grumble!

Offline Steelworker

Cheers for reviewing, Iver. Didn’t know whether to feel sorry for you or the escort! Sounds like she was very new, inexperienced and struggled with it all. Sorry you had a bad one but good to know.

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Appreciate the lowdown on this Ivor. I don't think I've read her other review? I have to admit since Illicit Liaisons has become Welsh Bunnies, the news I've heard about them in past 12th month has not inspired me to book through them whatsoever.

From a bait and switch, to wildly photoshopped pictures, and now this. You'd think they'd have all the accessories topped up at the incall building?  :unknown: Sorry you had a crap time, I understand the frustration and I seriously doubt I'd book through them...  :thumbsdown:
« Last Edit: January 07, 2019, 07:12:58 pm by STAR-LORD »

Offline Proton

 Good evening gentlemen.  :hi:
 I had a part written review on my computer for about a week and completed it about 30 minutes ago and then saw "iverthickone" had met with the same little lady.
   It's as I have written it, it's a strange one to write as I had mixed feelings and felt Skylar was nervous most of the time, yet she tried to please within limits. :angelgirl:
    I have always been a big softy really, so gave her a relaxing time and I mainly enjoyed the experience for a nice change. :kissgirl:

Offline Bonio

You did well to finish off to be honest. If they are that young I struggle a bit.

Offline Grumpy Pumpy

Good, very fair, review Iver. Sorry to hear of this unsatisfactory punt. I hope for the SP's sake and the sake of other punters that she knocks her new job on the head. It doesn't sound like she is cut out for it

Offline EnglishRebecca121

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This is why i dont understand this agency, they dont list what services each girl does, im pretty sure if they did and listed what she doesnt do then no one would book lol
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Offline iverthickone

This is why i dont understand this agency, they dont list what services each girl does, im pretty sure if they did and listed what she doesnt do then no one would book lol

Yup, lesson learned Rebecca. Agre with you tbh.  I should probably have asked more questions on the text to the agency.

You could take her under under your wing and teach her?!   :D

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Yup, lesson learned Rebecca. Agre with you tbh.  I should probably have asked more questions on the text to the agency.

You could take her under under your wing and teach her?!   :D

maybe i should retire and start a how to escort workshop lol
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Offline iverthickone

maybe i should retire and start a how to escort workshop lol

It's an idea, though I for one would miss you

To show willing I am, at great personal expense willing to be help on the practical lessons to your pupils free of charge.  ;)

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This is why i dont understand this agency, they dont list what services each girl does, im pretty sure if they did and listed what she doesnt do then no one would book lol

If they listed what services were on offer then they slip to the wrong side of the line from a legal stand point and cant play the whole "you are only paying for her time" card.

Offline dumbo25

Thanks for the balanced review.  :thumbsup:

Offline SO595

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On coming out of the shower, Skylar was under the cover of the sheets

That's a new one!

Sounds like a real disappointment, and a fair negative.
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Offline SO595

This is why i dont understand this agency, they dont list what services each girl does, im pretty sure if they did and listed what she doesnt do then no one would book lol

Same with all of them, around here at least, and I've moaned about it before.  Is it normal for agencies elsewhere to list services?

Doesn't sound like this line of work is for this girl.
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Offline Mil 34

Thanks for the honest appraisal of a pretty poor service you received.
I just hope no one else gets tucked up by this girl especially as she’s received a positive for the same crap service on her other review.

Offline welshguyforyou

Cheers fella, definitly one for the shit can, sorry to hear about the poor service

Offline Proton

 Ivor is understandingly pissed off and I can see that clearly.
I took the evening as it went along, I was clearly told by Skylar her clear limits within five minutes being in my house.
 I knew she was a totally a novice escort within half an hour and excepted the situation as it was there and then.
 A neutral on reflection may have been better than the positive, that I admit. But for me she was a very friendly gentle young lady in a totally strange environment.

 Having computer hardware issues overheating to sort out and replace I expect BFN  :drinks:

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Ivor is understandingly pissed off and I can see that clearly.
I took the evening as it went along, I was clearly told by Skylar her clear limits within five minutes being in my house.

After she took the cash?

Offline 2b2bdoo

A shame, was keen on this one.

Offline Grumpy Pumpy

Ivor is understandingly pissed off and I can see that clearly.
I took the evening as it went along, I was clearly told by Skylar her clear limits within five minutes being in my house.
 I knew she was a totally a novice escort within half an hour and excepted the situation as it was there and then.
 A neutral on reflection may have been better than the positive, that I admit. But for me she was a very friendly gentle young lady in a totally strange environment.

 Having computer hardware issues overheating to sort out and replace I expect BFN  :drinks:

Proton, I can't speak for Iver. But he doesn't come across as pissed off to me. Understandably disappointed and frustrated with a poor service. But not pissed off.

As ever, his review seems very fair and balanced. Yours much less so

Offline iverthickone

In truth I now put it down to experience rather than get "pisssed off". 

To an extent, I was like Proton, and enjoyed being with a naked, young and pretty girl, who was kissing and at least to some extent fondling me, who wouldn't?  No way on Earth is that enough for a positive or a neutral to me, given I am paying to fuck her, but I have had far worse experiences in my punting years.  To some extent picking such a young girl came with risks, though likethemoon's review was meant to reduce them.

But comparable to Aimee Snow, English Rebecca, Amber or Sweet Amyy for the same or less money, then I know where my vote wouldn't go!

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In truth I now put it down to experience rather than get "pisssed off". 

To an extent, I was like Proton, and enjoyed being with a naked, young and pretty girl, who was kissing and at least to some extent fondling me, who wouldn't?  No way on Earth is that enough for a positive or a neutral to me, given I am paying to fuck her, but I have had far worse experiences in my punting years.  To some extent picking such a young girl came with risks, though likethemoon's review was meant to reduce them.

But comparable to Aimee Snow, English Rebecca, Amber or Sweet Amyy for the same or less money, then I know where my vote wouldn't go!

 There is definitely no comparison "Aimee Snow or English Rebecca" who are two of the best by far and have meet many times. As you say "DOWN to EXPERIENCE" ;)
  I managed with the help of "StT" to altered to the more appropriate Neutral on reflection, but my review stands the same unchanged.  :drinks: