External Link/Members Only£50 for 30 mins
This was a spur of the moment punt after finishing the christmas shopping, I hadn't been to Tingles for a good long while.
Location: A well known parlour between Fenton and Longton, on a main road but the entrance is around the side and firly discrete, as you cant be seen from the street while you are witing to be let in. The parlour is well kept and the rooms are pretty well appointed and clean. I was taken to a waiting room (more a cupboard) and the girls intriduced themselves, after picking one you are taken upstairs to one of the bedrooms, all with showers in the room (at least all the rooms I've been in).
The Girl: An eastern european brunette in her early twenties. Not skinny but not too large, best described as having a bit of puppy fat! Good sized boobs too. Very pleasant in the room, weasy to chat to and spoke very good english.
The ServiceOffered a massage which was a bit better than the usual parlour style massage. Turned over and she started to try to wake up the old chap unfotunatly he wasn't playing ball and her technique was more suited to unblocxking a drain with a plunger and all the while was chatting about stuff. I dont mind chatting, but that stuffs best left to the end, not while I've trying to get in the mood. I got her to move over to me so I could get my face into the nice boobs while I tried to rescue the toger-situation. This tactic was somewhat successful, so on with a mac for a bit of oral (owo not offered), OK technique and things started to look up.
Time for a bit of the old mish, but boy was she tight. Since I wasn't quite there I was struggling so switched to finishing off with an oily handjob. THe HJ was acutally quite good, and the old chap finally woke up and soon shot his load.
Overall: A neutral because the part of the problem was the old chap, but she wasn't exactly helping the situation. Might have actually been a positive if I'd been on form, as she was a pleasant and attractive girl. Just needs less idle chit-chat when try to get old farts like me to get a stiffy. And needs to learn that penises dont work like bicycle pumps
