Ok fella, can’t say I’m exactly a Bunya expert but from my two visits..... well I get the feeling it’s one of those places where less may be promised than other providers. I’m not in a rush to go back but I fancy trying the near enough (8 mins drive) Palm Leaves in Rochdale?
Anyway sounds like you’re a bit “shy” and nervous about the whole thing so here’s some tips.
1. Always strip naked and lie down on your front. Let her cover you if she wants (rare). I’ve only known one massage place which insists on clothing being kept on and that’s strictly legit. Most actually tell you to “take all off” if they think you may be in doubt.
Oh and another thing on this, Thai places she will almost certainly leave the room whilst you undress, Chinese will probably stay in and watch you. Doesn’t matter either way tbh just an odd little thing many have noticed.
2. When she’s massaging your inner upper thigh, make a noise to “oh that’s nice”, she’ll get the message.
3. Part of me doesn’t believe I’m saying this but.... as you initially lie down (she’ll be out the room remember so she won’t see you do this) push your hand down your front and make sure your todger is well between your legs and preferably against a thigh, you’re practically guaranteed an “accidental” swipe then lol and you can react appropriately.
4. Chat, build rapport, be cheeky make her laugh and she’s less likely to be suspicious. Absolutely don’t worry about asking if they do “anything else”. Remember she may worry you’re an undercover council worker, granted unlikely though.
5. BIG one, if she asks if you’ve been before, always say yes but ages ago or not here but other places.
Good luck and do report back say how you get on next time.
Ps mind me asking what meds you’re on to delay things? I’ve got the opposite problem lol. I used to have that tho when I was on antidepressants. If that’s personal sorry just don’t answer it’s fine
