External Link/Members OnlySaw her about a month ago now and it was by far my worst punt ever. This will be a long one.
£150 per hour
Her comms I can't complain about, as my e-mailed were responded to fine and she phoned when she said, but that is where the positives end really.
Yes it is her in the pics for sure but she is heavier then she looks in the them, not massive but a few extra stone, and is older than she says by a few years. When the clothes were on she seemed nice but when they came off she wasn't all that. However normally a good service can overcome average looks and that what I was hoping for.
But I didn't get it. Now on her profile it says that at the start of the booking she insists on giving each client 10-15 mins of time to talk at the start, to get the mandatory chat out of the way, and know what you want during the booking. And this is free and the booking time doesn't start until the chat is over and your in the bedroom. In theory this is brilliant, as when I book an escort for 1st time they obviously chat first, to calm nerves etc. before moving on to the fun part, and me being me, I always worry I'll chat to much, and waste valuable booking time and have to squeeze everything in and rush. So to have the chat not count as booking time, seemed like a blessing. Heh.
No. Let's say my booking was at 1:30pm and the 10-15 mins of free chat would make it at latest 1:45pm when the 1 hour booking actually started. Nope. She went on and on. I heard it all. And then she started talking about taking her dog for a walk or something, and said "you understand?" I said yes because I did and then she launched into another long story that ended up being about walking the dog! and she did this about 4 times! and each time she asked if I understood! Is "yes" not clear? Is my speech that bad?
Then finally (
finally!) we went upstairs and it felt like a lot longer than 15 mins had past, I go in, see her clock and its 2:20pm! Well my heart sank then. It only got worse from there. The clothes came off and she had a gut alright, and stretch marks. Not sure if she's had a baby or just put on weight quickly & suddenly. As said if the service was good I'd overlook this. We started with OWO which was good for about 10 seconds before she sucked on it so hard it felt like she was trying to bite it off! Ouch. I told her politely to not use so much force and she said ok sorry and started again. After 20 seconds this time it happened again! So I said please turn around to 69, not good, and the whole time I notice she seemed nervous and shy almost. It was as if I was her 1st ever client. She seemed to avoid eye contact a few times and laughed nervously. Which is wired as she was only like that during the bedroom part, not the chat downstairs. No then she was very relaxed and open talking about sex then, but not so upstairs. Very strange. Maybe she realized she's talked to long, but I don't know.
Anyway due to my dick feeling like it was almost bitten off, I asked her to toss me off, and again used too much pressure. Ouch again. I asked to 69 once more but wasn't feeling it, because well, I never complain about the state a house during a punt normally, but I noticed the brown coloured cobwebs on the curtain rail that went all the way the the lightshade in the middle of the ceiling! I am not a fan of those.
Even though a few mins before she said not to worry about the time, she quickly changed her mind, it was at this point I just gave up, and never came at all or even got close really. So all that way, all that money and all that time getting there, was wasted. It's a shame because I'd never had and Asian girl before and was looking forward to it.
No I would not return and if you do go, make sure to have your smart phone on so you don't get lost like I did.
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