External Link/Members OnlyI'm a bit late in getting this review posted as the punt actually happened on Christmas Eve after a particularly horrendous day of last minute Christmas shopping. I was genuinely aching after a day of walking up and down Southend High Street, so after getting home and having a quick shower I thought I'd take a browse for someone offering a decent massage service.
I found an ad on Gumtree for a girl called Emma who described herself as a 30 year old Thai (
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When I rang the doorbell on arrival, I was ushered in straight away. £40 was handed over for a 1 hour massage and I was led to the room. The rooms are clean and fresh and the massage is performed on a covered mattress on the floor. Meena then walked into the room to introduce herself. She's early 40's, quite attractive and has a pretty fit body for her age, with just the slight beginnings of a tummy coming on. She told me to get undressed and onto the mattress which I did.
The massage was good. Plenty of deep slow strokes on my back and legs which I'd asked for. She spent a fair amount of time massaging my thighs and my bum which I had no complaints about. Then came the inevitable close contact strokes which made the old fella start to stir between my legs. She giggled as she could no doubt see me getting hard and a few more accidental strokes across my cock and balls followed. Then came the question we all want to hear, "did I want anything else today?".
Only HJ (£20) and body to body with HJ (£60) were on offer. I played the old "not enough money on me" trick and we negotiated on B2B and HJ for £40. She stripped off and then started with the B2B on my back which I have to say was very good. As she slid her tits up and down me she reached under me to slowly wank my cock. After a few minutes I rolled onto my back and enjoyed some more B2B where she spent a fair while sliding her tits over my cock and balls. Eventually, this pushed me over the edge and I came all over her chest and my stomach as she slid up and down on me. I was offered plenty of tissues and wet wipes to clean up with.
As I was leaving I noticed two other girls walking around, one of which was a lovely young Thai girl, probably in her early 20's. I will definitely have to try to see her soon.
The reason for the Neutral rating of this review is purely because of the location. The place is located on a fairly busy road and right by the traffic lights. It's also lit up like a Christmas tree with neon "massage" signs and whatnot, so there's no real hiding what you're walking in for as you're gawped at by the people in cars waiting at the traffic lights. Saying that though, If you time your walk up to coincide with the lights changing you can minimize the chances of being spotted going in...
I'd recommend this place for the massages, but trying to extort £60 for just B2B and HR is a bit much in my book.