Jade Heart - Gateshead

[Druidtoad]

Location: Gateshead Quayside.

Links
External Link/Members Only
External Link/Members Only

Services
Escort

Price
£70 for 30 minutes.

Communication
Message replies were very quick, and directions were precise.

Appearances
Jade is very sexy, has a body that you can tell that has been to the gym, and while she has enhanced breasts, which put some people off, they looked great, especially for her height and figure.  States she's 40, but could claim to be younger if she wanted to.

Main Event:

This was my very first punt, and I decided I wanted to visit Jade, of whom I had my eye on for quite some time.  I messaged her at the start of the week, and by the end of the day, a session had been booked.  Arriving at her apartment, and following her instructions, I was met by a petite woman wearing black bra, lingerie and stockings, and after a quick drink of water and passing Jade the paperwork, the next 30 minutes flew by.  DFK, Owo, 69, handjobs, cowgirl, and eating her sweet pussy, the minutes went by like seconds, and before I knew it, it was over.  Visiting Jade was definitely the best choice I made, besides her skills, Jade was friendly, down to Earth, had a GSOH, and helped me feel at ease, and nothing felt forced or laboured.  It was a pleasant experience, and I'll be definitely making another visit, preferably longer than 30 minutes.

[Fitgeordie]

Nice review and good choice  . One sexy posh milf! I seen Jade a few years back and was tied to her bed then I had one of my best punting memories to date when having a great view of st james park mid action 

[toon972]

Always wanted to see her but the fake boobs put me off.

[Druidtoad]

Nice review and good choice  . One sexy posh milf! I seen Jade a few years back and was tied to her bed then I had one of my best punting memories to date when having a great view of st james park mid action 

She's brilliant, and I'll definitely be making another visit ASAP!

[Druidtoad]

Always wanted to see her but the fake boobs put me off.

I understand, as some fake boobs can look horrible, but Jade's are actually nice.  On the one hand you can tell they're fake, but on the other, they suit her, and don't look weird or ridiculous. 

[Druidtoad]

I just like to add to my original review, that Jade doesn't provide CIM.

[The Man from Del Monte]

Quite a few people (myself included), have voiced their opinion about how £70/30mins is arguably too high for the average person in the North East. I must admit, that is the only reason I haven't visited Jade yet.

But after reading so many positive comments about this lady, I'm beginning to think, unlike many of the inexperienced WG's overpricing themselves, maybe... a visit with Jade might actually be legitimately worth the fee she commands?!  I'd expect fireworks! PSML

[Kev3773]

Quite a few people (myself included), have voiced their opinion about how £70/30mins is arguably too high for the average person in the North East. I must admit, that is the only reason I haven't visited Jade yet.

But after reading so many positive comments about this lady, I'm beginning to think, unlike many of the inexperienced WG's overpricing themselves, maybe... a visit with Jade might actually be legitimately worth the fee she commands?!  I'd expect fireworks! PSML

I agree to a certain degree, there are lots of great lasses cheaper but every now and again someone has piqued my interest enough for me to pay 'over the odds' Once I paid £80/half hour  but I subsequently had several meets with her at the more normal rate of £60 so the initial overpayment was worth it for me. 

[Fitgeordie]

Jesus man it's a tenner! 2 or 3 pints nowadays. Well worth paying a bit extra for quality. 

[Kev3773]

Jesus man it's a tenner! 2 or 3 pints nowadays. Well worth paying a bit extra for quality. 

Paying more doesn't guarantee quality 

[Fitgeordie]

It does in this case. Moaning over a daft tenner man  if you like the look of the girl and she is well reviewed I don't see the issue. Yeah if it's a complete unknown then I see the point

[Kev3773]

It does in this case. Moaning over a daft tenner man  if you like the look of the girl and she is well reviewed I don't see the issue. Yeah if it's a complete unknown then I see the point

I'm not arguing with anyone happy to pay more than the average in this area, I've already admitted I've done the same (rarely though) it's your money etc etc.
One man's "quality" punt though is another man's overpriced overrated average shag 

[daviemac]

Jesus man it's a tenner! 2 or 3 pints nowadays. Well worth paying a bit extra for quality. 

I've said many times it's not that I can't afford to pay £70, it's I don't want to, so your 'it's only a tenner' is meaningless. having said that I wouldn't book her anyway with the fake tits. If I were to see her I would book the hour through AW at £120 which to me is better value.

[Fitgeordie]

I'm not arguing with anyone happy to pay more than the average in this area, I've already admitted I've done the same (rarely though) it's your money etc etc.
One man's "quality" punt though is another man's overpriced overrated average shag 

Fair one 

[waynekerr600]

Jesus man it's a tenner! 2 or 3 pints nowadays. Well worth paying a bit extra for quality. 

Couldn't disagree more.

Gives others the idea that £70 is ok as the going rate.

Then 80,90,100 etc

[Druidtoad]

A counter argument, is that WGs who cost more than £70 for 30 minutes, might consider to lower their price, in order to achieve the same success as Jade.  On the 30 minute slots, Jade is a little bit more than the average WG, but the 1 hour of £120 seems to be the average in the NE.  In my opinion and experience, I would highly recommend going for the full hour (2 x 30 minute sessions are £140, so you'll be saving £20 in the long run). 

Jade admits that she doesn't offer a lower price for 30 minutes, because it wouldn't be cost effective for her, and that she doesn't want loads of clients going in and out of her apartment like a metro station.  Her aim is having a few clients a day, and making that experience the best it can be.  Being the nice guy that I am, I asked her what kind of things she enjoys, so I reciprocate to her interests, and she said likes giving blowjobs, so being the gentleman I am, I couldn't say no to that lol.

[waynekerr600]

I had heard that many girls in the North East weren't exactly having a busy time at the moment.

I personally think £70 is the tipping point.

[Sar-Major]

I had heard that many girls in the North East weren't exactly having a busy time at the moment.

I personally think £70 is the tipping point.

Totally agree with you there................ Cunty.   

Once the phone's start getting dusty in the New Year, they'll all start having a "Late New Years Sale".............. 

 

[waynekerr600]

Totally agree with you there................ Cunty.   

Once the phone's start getting dusty in the New Year, they'll all start having a "Late New Years Sale".............. 

 

Proof being Lydia and Milly (I know noone would book them anyway) but they put their rates up to £70 and have now dropped them to £60.

I'm sure that's not out of the goodness of their heart.

If everybody stood firm at £60 then £60 would be the going rate.

[Winker121]

Proof being Lydia and Milly (I know noone would book them anyway) but they put their rates up to £70 and have now dropped them to £60.

I'm sure that's not out of the goodness of their heart.

If everybody stood firm at £60 then £60 would be the going rate.

Absolutely correct.  For your examples though the money would surely have to be going the other way.

[waynekerr600]

Absolutely correct.  For your examples though the money would surely have to be going the other way.

See what you mean mate. Ironically I wouldn't accept £60 from either of that pair.

[bushman]

Proof being Lydia and Milly (I know noone would book them anyway) but they put their rates up to £70 and have now dropped them to £60.

I'm sure that's not out of the goodness of their heart.

If everybody stood firm at £60 then £60 would be the going rate.

That's the reason they are touring. Wrecked their home support. No have to go somewhere else for it.

[Sar-Major]

Proof being Lydia and Milly (I know noone would book them anyway) but they put their rates up to £70 and have now dropped them to £60.

I'm sure that's not out of the goodness of their heart.

If everybody stood firm at £60 then £60 would be the going rate.

Nor the "Season of Good Will"................................ 

 

[GeordieBadass]

Thanks for your review and pleased to hear you enjoyed your time with Jade. I’ve seen her many times over the years and IMO she is one of the best in the NE. Great body and great skills. Also highly professional and always immaculately presented. Only down side is lack of CIM and she no longer offers A levels. I’m not a big fan of enhanced tits but Jades are pretty good. I only ever book an hour with her as it’s better value. I wouldn’t pay £70/30mins.

[Mr Game and Watch]

Got my first booking with her coming up next week. Can't wait.

[Moresomes]

Before early 2016 Jade used to charge £130 for an hour.
She started with a temporary 10 quid off an hour then, (when I first saw her) which has never gone back on her rates, hence her profile mention of a special offer.
This offer's been going longer than a DFS sale.

[Druidtoad]

Thanks for your review and pleased to hear you enjoyed your time with Jade. I’ve seen her many times over the years and IMO she is one of the best in the NE. Great body and great skills. Also highly professional and always immaculately presented. Only down side is lack of CIM and she no longer offers A levels. I’m not a big fan of enhanced tits but Jades are pretty good. I only ever book an hour with her as it’s better value. I wouldn’t pay £70/30mins.

I agree, I wish I had an hour with her instead, which I'll rectify for next time.  Its my first punt, but I got the impression she enjoys what she does, and doesn't seem to be putting on an act for my sake too.  I felt I was talking to someone who enjoys their work.

[Druidtoad]

Got my first booking with her coming up next week. Can't wait.

You're in for a treat.

[toon972]

I agree, I wish I had an hour with her instead, which I'll rectify for next time.  Its my first punt, but I got the impression she enjoys what she does, and doesn't seem to be putting on an act for my sake too.  I felt I was talking to someone who enjoys their work.

My mate has seen her quite a few times and he said exactly the same thing.. The only thing stopping me is the falsies.

[waynekerr600]

My mate has seen her quite a few times and he said exactly the same thing.. The only thing stopping me is the falsies.

I'd heard that SM leaves his falsies in a glass by the bed during a punt 

[Fitgeordie]

I'd heard that SM leaves his falsies in a glass by the bed during a punt 

He will have ya young waynekerr 

[Mansell]

My mate has seen her quite a few times and he said exactly the same thing.. The only thing stopping me is the falsies.

I've only seen her once a few years ago but as someone who really doesn't like falsies like you I was slightly worried. Got to say don't be they were superb, difficult to tell they weren't real. Hope that helps, my review is a bit out of date, but she was a good punt.

[oldrockingchair]

I'd heard that SM leaves his falsies in a glass by the bed during a punt 

Good jo you didn't mention the fixodent and the sterident .. 

[Sar-Major]

I'd heard that SM leaves his falsies in a glass by the bed during a punt 

The only fekin "Falsies" that will be about will be your replacement fekin legs. 

After I've ripped yours off and shoved them up ya fekin "Arse", you "Orrible Little Cunt"................   

 

[Sar-Major]

Good jo you didn't mention the fixodent and the sterident .. 

Even if I did use them, it's still better that that "Oribble Little Cunts" Dr Schoels fekin "Foot Powder" he uses on his punts.   

 

[Fitgeordie]

The only fekin "Falsies" that will be about will be your replacement fekin legs. 

After I've ripped yours off and shoved them up ya fekin "Arse", you "Orrible Little Cunt"................   

 

 

[waynekerr600]

The only fekin "Falsies" that will be about will be your replacement fekin legs. 

After I've ripped yours off and shoved them up ya fekin "Arse", you "Orrible Little Cunt"................   

 

Compliments of the season to you to SM 

[Fitgeordie]

Sar " wallop in deep" major. Look forward to reading many more of them award winning worthy reviews in 2019 

[Kev3773]

Sar " wallop in deep" major. Look forward to reading many more of them award winning worthy reviews in 2019 

Bit of manlove going on with the Sar there     

[Fitgeordie]

Ha ha his reviews just crack me up 

[Sar-Major]

Sar " wallop in deep" major. Look forward to reading many more of them award winning worthy reviews in 2019 

Got my "Beady Eye" on you FG. Plus I've "Doubled the Guard" on me "Khaki Buttonhole"...................

 

[Fitgeordie]

Got my "Beady Eye" on you FG. Plus I've "Doubled the Guard" on me "Khaki Buttonhole"...................

 

 

[waynekerr600]

Got my "Beady Eye" on you FG. Plus I've "Doubled the Guard" on me "caccy bumhole"...................

 

If you give it a proper wipe it'll be a lot less caccy.

[Sar-Major]

If you give it a proper wipe it'll be a lot less caccy.

Shame you can't wipe your fekin mouth the same way, coz there's some stock of "SHITE" comes out of that............... 

May be it's to do with ALL those "Sweaty Fekin Feet" ya "Licking n Sucking".             

 

[Mr Game and Watch]

OP according to another thread Jade is facially similar to Susanna Reid, the news presenter. Would you say that was accurate? I'm hoping it's a yes!

[Fitgeordie]

I would say so yeah just with a lot bigger tits too 

[GeordieBadass]

OP according to another thread Jade is facially similar to Susanna Reid, the news presenter. Would you say that was accurate? I'm hoping it's a yes!

I think she looks more like Julia Bradbury although there is a slight similarity to Susanna Reid.

[bushman]

I think she looks more like Julia Bradbury although there is a slight similarity to Susanna Reid.

Both very attractive women.

[Stevensmiles]

Is it just cos this lass is up north that the argument over ten fuckin quid comes into play.

What should or would she charge if she was working from a flat in Chelsea harbour then 

Maybe it’s cos this Geordie has lived in the smoke for too long. I see the differences make no difference if that makes sense. 

Looks a bonny lass. I’ll get in touch on my next sojourn.
That’s French by the way. Just for the benefit of you cockneys who might stray into this thread 

[Fitgeordie]

Is it just cos this lass is up north that the argument over ten fuckin quid comes into play.

What should or would she charge if she was working from a flat in Chelsea harbour then 

Maybe it’s cos this Geordie has lived in the smoke for too long. I see the differences make no difference if that makes sense. 

Looks a bonny lass. I’ll get in touch on my next sojourn.
That’s French by the way. Just for the benefit of you cockneys who might stray into this thread 

Well said.