External Link/Members OnlyOnce again found myself over in Paisley, had a good massage with Tung-Tung there a few weeks ago but some recent comments put me off and I remembered Hot Sophie had a couple of recent good reviews, I'd noticed her profile earlier in the year and stuck her on my H/L but never took the plunge, unreviewed Romanian, I'll pass, however recent good feedback gave me some hope. So I took the plunge.
Location - Again, not that familiar with Paisley but satnav found the address easily enough. Tenement block that's quite run down compared to others on the same street. No buzzer so door is open all the time, lots of junk in the hallways. Flat itself was small but clean.
Comms - Torturous, called and got nothing then got a text, then followed a series of ping-pong texts where I tried to get her to setup an appointment, check a couple of basic things and made a simple request. Every time I got a reply which was a 10-20 min wait it didn't really answer my questions. Should have booted the idea there and then but stupidly went ahead.
Cost - £60 for H/H, thank god I didn't pay for an hour. I'd probably be in Barlinnie on remand by now.
Where to start....
She's now in Aberdeen and 24 years old, I'm sure she was 32 last week when I saw her.
She may be either of those ages but she's just a daft, silly girl or trying to con you into that belief. Either way the act or reality of it was doing my head in.
The photos, while her, are very flattering, she's not unattractive, but she's not as good as the photos and has put on a bit of weight.
She's a complete timewaster.
Arrived and greeted at the door by Sophie, she's dressed how I asked but if I'm honest I'm a little disappointed, as I said she's not unattractive but not as hot as the pics. She's also caked in perfume, not an issue for me but it could be for many of you.
It's fine, she's silly and fun and friendly, but she's also like an 18-year old with the attention span of a goldfish. We sit down I give her the cash and re-iterate what I'm looking for "sure baby" and right away she's up changing music on her phone, texting someone (next client probably) and then the "sexy" dancing starts. She's giving me a sort of lapdance, it's a bit fun, she's mucking about with her phone while her back is turned, my bad vibe off this continues.
The song finishes and she starts another on her phone, fucks about with the soundbar a bit, "sexy" dancing continues. It's not sexy anymore, it's annoying and obviously along with all the shite on the phone, purely a timewasting tactic. I start touching her from behind, stand up and rub her pussy, "no fingers baby".
Fingering is on her profile, I say that, but shes's "sore baby"
I'm starting to get more cheesed off.
We move on, she's intent to dance and giggle, I'm not.
I ask for oral, Deepthroat (covered) is on her profile, I've asked about it by text and she's confirmed in the room as well, "sure baby"
40 seconds later she's done with that.
Again, I'm not happy so she goes back for maybe about a minute, it's starting to get decent when I realise she's climbing on top of me. Fuck it, this is a disaster, just get it over with. She's on top starts banging away like a piledriver and makes the most fake sounding "oohs" and "aaahs" I've heard.
All done now?
Here are some tissues and wipes, she goes back to the phone and sticks on more music. The "sexy dancing continues. I leave.
Complete and utter waste of time and money.
Sidenote- Her voice alone would be enough to make me want to commit murder after a couple of hours, it's like scratching a blackboard to me, admittedly that's not her fault but everything else is.
Would I return. Not a fucking chance. I was stinking of her perfume until I got home, no shower was offered, it was on my clothes as well. As I said not an issue for me, but it's really bad a "professional" WG has such little thought.
She'd be happy to "sexy" dance and text her way through your time, burning it up and offering little in return. Her likes list isn't huge but then from my experience, she doesn't do most of it. She's a Romanian providing what most of us know is a typical Romanian service although at least you don't get the scowl and general feeling her skin is crawling when you touch her.
TLDR - Spend your money on lottery tickets, magic beans, condoms that don't fit you or a gym membership you'll never use instead. You'll feel it's been less wasted.
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