Author Topic: Ninalonz - N22 - turnpike lane - Hygiene disaster  (Read 3790 times)


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services: DFK, OWO, sex in couple of positions, CIM

Cost: £60 for 30

Location...: house near turnpike lane station

Comms: initially scatty and shit ubt then settled as time approached...all done via text right up until door opened

Girl: this girl has been reviewed more than Brexit so nothing else to add physique wise...only she is smaller than i expected, she DOES NOT have a big ass...and i doubt she even qualifies at all as a bubble butt...its all hip and pelvic movement. bubble butt family i tell you....no bubble....just a cute little ass with a bit of meat.......actually her tits are an A cup i think..B at most

i did not find her attractive

Action: - Got to the door and she opened it...she was in a silk multi colored robe...she looked KNACKERED!...she was so tired she could barely walk..or at least she 'looked' tired. slouching slowly through the house like it was a chore and what looked like a sleepy face.

I tried to see the plus signs in the body but instantly with the lack of care on her appearance and how she looked....straight away i did not find her attractive at all. but i was hypnotised by the positives....we got upstairs (music was john blazing from a sound system they had in the house...was like a night club, infact there were flashing lights in the living room) and then went into tihs room that just about fit in a bed and cupboard...

exchanged money and went to stash it...heard her talking to her flat mate....she came in told me to take off my clothes etc

i dumped my condom on the bed...at this point i look for  reaction as i usually get one...she barely flinched.....this was a good sign, she tells me where to sit...right in front of the bed room door....then she awkwardly with her tired ass takes off her robe to expose her black big holed fish net 1 piece outfit and almost like a bunny on duracell starts to dance to twerking music like "okay time to get this routine going again, time to make this money, they all like my twerk" kind of vibe. she started doing her think...
At this point i saw why people might be fooled into think she had an okay sized ass...all that hip and pelvic movement with the bit of meat there through the dress made it seem now and again that something might be there..i slapped it and thought "nah" am gonna struggle with this..am not excited
You have to understand its almost like when someone wakes up first thing in the morning and then all of a sudden they have to go jogging...it was kind of like that transition from entry to the point of her twerking

so she took the condom and got her gear , put it to my side..gave me OWO ...pretty decent actually..woke the fella up

*regretfully (i will explain why at the end) i moved for some DFK...it was average at best, it was not natural, felt poor and little forced and awkward...the intimacy level for me dropped alot as i could tell she was not feeling me. which was ironic cause i felt my ego take a hit despite the fact that was not feeling her at all. that ended quickly...by her ...

...put the condom on (and still was like 'what? you aint shit) kind of casual behaviour...very good signs here...then she did reverse cow girl and this was really good....different angles..different depths..different rythms etc...it was actually nice

so it was time...i got her into doggy and went for it.....FINALLY!!! after a run of punts where women quit on me and run from the D, here was one taking it like a ho should. i gave her a decent go for a bit, pulled the hair, grabbed the collar bone, took the hips like she stole it from me...and she was even backing it up and in......this was making the punt worth it...... pulled her hair back for more DFK , again with true regret about doing that in hindsight, then started to pump away again...then she asked for time out, i could understand why...it was cause the angle was uncomfortable once i restarted the assault in doggy ...

so i turn her to missionary......she was doing well.....went for some DFK again  :cry: ....she kissed me but quickly turned her head away and kept on taking deep breaths and fanning herself as she was getting flustered a bit...turned her into prone.....was there for a bit..didnt enjoy it as i normally do to be honest....at this point i was losing interest in the punt fast

turned her back into missionary...a couple of more DFK attempts and got it for a bit with her turning away each time after a tiny spell of it..(i felt i needed that in order to cum but like i said both of us i dont think were feeling each other)..., i literally started going hard with her pulling her legs back and just then after a bit of that she quit on me for a second time. she kept fanning herself as i think she was getting really hot. i have heard this before as i give off a lot of body heat naturally....but anyway..she asked for us to change positions and then went to cow girl facing me...took her time lubbing up etc and then i went limp

she didnt even try to wake the man up for continuation and then said i should CIM

**OKay here is the THE big reveal and the reason for even needing to write this review***

after i wanked myself off, and came in her mouth..she got the wet wipes to clean me up......guys i am NOT kidding you when i tell you this...... the same wet wipes that she used to wipe my chest, my dick, my balls and anything else she used it to wipe after i came...she then took the wet wipe and dabbed it on her mouth to clean the cum from her lips!!!

THE SAME WIPE

i just smirked and couldnt believe i kept initiating DFK with her looking away after short bits of it....turns out this girl was trying to do me a favour each time. anyway...she used more wet wipes to wipe her pussy and the inside of her legs and thigh...some more wipes on her upper body and neck and then rubbed some kind of cream around her neck and chest area. it was a gypsy wash that took all over 10 secs

needless to say i got dressed and complemented her on being able to handle me even though she is small and she was like "of course", i told her noticed that she doesnt like kissing me even though she texted me she does and she said "i have a cough / cold and not feeling well..." et etc. I was like 'whatever' got my stuff and headed down...her flat mate came out to talk to her, naked...i waved and she waved back smiling...seemed like a fun personality and IMO prettier than Nina...just as i was about to leave a  her flat mate had a punter come in..so i ducked into the bathroom....let him go up..then made my way to the door

at the door this foul woman tried to kiss me...and like RegionalAndy i completely pulled my face back hard, letting her know 'hell no, i dont want to kiss you anymore' and dodged it...she could tell i thought the whole punt was bad....and she gave me a couple of phantom kisses , i smiled while looking away and i made my way out of there

just an addition...a couple of times during the punt her flat mate yelled something at her and she kept saying "yes its okay". no idea what that was about

the whole thing altogether is a neutral......

summary: Positive:
technically did the stuff i asked for in the text
can take a pounding
good VFM
You can tell that she can fuck
did not give me lasting dfk

negatives:
very little bubble
didnt find her attractive
started the whole thing like a zombie, a tired zombie
no real effort on her appearance
dodged the DFK (even though i am grateful she did not over commit to it, at the time i felt my esteem sink as she provided that service to others well. in hindsight i am delighted we didnt get into it..more LFK and very brief at that)
THE HYGIENE is just disgusting!!! cleaning my chest and dick with the cum all over it then using it to wipe your mouth??!! WTF!!??


reccomend? No...but i am certain others would have a good time

Return? never



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 :vomit:
And there goes any chance of her getting back onto my HL....

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An interesting and well-written read...
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Offline naz

Thanks for detailed review. Not worth the risk....

Offline Wozel

Wow, I was thinking about going to see or the other one today. Thank fuck I didn’t. OP cheers , well written review

Offline JackJones

I literally shuddered when I read the bit about the wet wipe. I had been meaning to return to these two since my foursome, but then I started reading about the hygiene issues. This puts a nail in the coffin. It was good when it lasted, but it's done. Thanks for the review though as always Logan. I could sense just what you thought of this woman from the tone of the writing!

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If its so hard to use mouthwash at the very least you could use a fresh wipe!! :vomit:

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Cheers for the review.
It’s strange I find her the prettiest of the two, but I suppose each to their own.

I like you found the hygiene an issue.

I’m not generally squeamish but just didn’t feel right to me either.

A pair of Skanks.. cheap and tend to deliver on what they offer.

Definitely a shared shower is advisable at the start

Offline last_days_of_logan

If its so hard to use mouthwash at the very least you could use a fresh wipe!! :vomit:

she had mouth wash on the drawers.......... it was empty by this point

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Cheers for the review.
It’s strange I find her the prettiest of the two, but I suppose each to their own.

I like you found the hygiene an issue.

I’m not generally squeamish but just didn’t feel right to me either.

A pair of Skanks.. cheap and tend to deliver on what they offer.

Definitely a shared shower is advisable at the start

i saw poca from a bit of a distance....i was at the bottom of the stairs and she at the top, plus dont forget that appearance wise Nina was unkept and looked like she had just woken up and was very very tired and lethargic looking. she probably had an off day. And the way she smiled at me when i waved at her added to her personality and thus probably how i viewed her

but at the time i thought she was prettier
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Surprised you even bothered, I see all the positives but the body is non stater.

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i saw poca from a bit of a distance....i was at the bottom of the stairs and she at the top, plus dont forget that appearance wise Nina was unkept and looked like she had just woken up and was very very tired and lethargic looking. she probably had an off day. And the way she smiled at me when i waved at her added to her personality and thus probably how i viewed her

but at the time i thought she was prettier

No totally understand. In my opinion she should take a few weeks off, she is not well it sounds like her cold hasn’t cleared either.

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Surprised you even bothered, I see all the positives but the body is non stater.

brother i fell victim to the reviews , the VFM and her performances....plus i hadnt REALLY smashed anything in a while and i knew she could take the beat down (seeing Bassman and azechai on more than 1 occassion means she qualifies) and smash i did  :yahoo:

but yeah.... i was not feeling her like i thought i would..... its not like i cant see slim women..i can and have...i was just expecting more body wise and plus her half dead demeanor when i arrived just killed it early. Her body isnt actually bad....its just not my number 1 choice

plus it was cold and raining.

the whole thing was ill advised from the get go ....

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Not many DFK requests following this review I guess :lol: :lol:
Thanks for the review, enlighting  :hi:

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It’s easy to get seduced by lots of positive reviews.

I was in the same boat as you. Shame really I think she was probably good to start.

Offline thecat250

feel sorry for the guy that came after me

Regrettably the guy before you may have been thinking the same thing  :vomit:

Thanks for the review anyway, these two have fallen off my hotlist since the early reports of hygiene issues

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It’s easy to get seduced by lots of positive reviews.

I was in the same boat as you. Shame really I think she was probably good to start.

This is why I still think it was worth me trying all those unrevieweds and failing more, I'd have PTSD if I was encountering the likes of these 2 regularly.
If I see a popular girl I make sure it's first appointment of the day and preferably after her day off.

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That is disgusting! Should be a negative in my opinion. A wet wipe is not enough to clean up sufficiently. Fuck I feel ill thinking about it.  :vomit:

Offline Bassman

Yeah straight neg for me!

Using a punters used wet wipe to clear her mouth is  :vomit:

I’m glad I always had her shower before/with me when I saw her. But I won’t return now. She has had plenty of cash from me as it is lol. But that and the fact she can’t shake a simple cold is red flag city.

They’ve both been rinsed due to the reviews and the service value

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Wow 😂 I've heard it all now. Thanks for heads up matey. She's definitely off the HL

Offline Honestpunter

Thanks for the review,
Was thinking about seeing her tomorrow but I better cancel it!

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However see her must book appointment to GUM clinic bloody dirty sp

Offline last_days_of_logan

i feel bad for spilling it like this but i it was just one of my "first" moments in my 2 year experience in the game

it was the same wipe but maybe she folded it and used a different side before dabbing and wiping her mouth? still rank to me....i couldnt believe it

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i feel bad for spilling it like this but i it was just one of my "first" moments in my 2 year experience in the game

it was the same wipe but maybe she folded it and used a different side before dabbing and wiping her mouth? still rank to me....i couldnt believe it

Still rank man. How can she use the same fucking wipe! :vomit: :vomit:

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If you are going to see her bring your own mouthwash  :lol:

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If you are going to see her bring your own mouthwash  :lol:

And sulphuric acid.

Offline Big Bad R

Sounds to me like these two have simply been fucked to exhaustion and clear they are running a conveyor belt service, shame as sounded so promising based on the initial reviews.

As someone else said earlier they are clearly skanks of the highest order.

They need the Christmas break to recharge their batteries  :hi: