MissKDD, kinkydirtybitch, Kelly_May, English_Sascha +1 - Strand- Merry Pissmas!

[Hobbit]

I don't smoke, rarely drink, and don't give the bookies any of my money.

You almost sound like a saint. 

I do agree with you though, these things aren't difficult to arrange and with advanced planning, anyone can do it. However, these foursomes always sound good on paper but in reality they don't always live up to the hype and expectations. I'm sure you had a great time but in my experience these things can be hit and miss sometimes.

[hendrix]

You almost sound like a saint. 

I do agree with you though, these things aren't difficult to arrange and with advanced planning, anyone can do it. However, these foursomes always sound good on paper but in reality they don't always live up to the hype and expectations. I'm sure you had a great time but in my experience these things can be hit and miss sometimes.

Yes, absolutely. I deliberately set my expectations low, because I thought there was bound to be some standing around/no real action and also wasn't sure if the WG's would all work well together as they hadn't all met each other.. But reality exceeded expectations this time! 

[Hobbit]

Yes, absolutely. I deliberately set my expectations low, because I thought there was bound to be some standing around/no real action and also wasn't sure if the WG's would all work well together as they hadn't all met each other.. But reality exceeded expectations this time! 

It's a good feeling to have knowing you have had a good punt. Enjoy the memory, as I always find that good punts nowadays are few and far between. 

[Foxtail17]

My friend, in a week when I have struggled to get even one escort to answer the phone I applaud your organisational skills and am delighted it turned out so well for you.

[threechilliman]

I had several months of no punting so my budget increased enough for a blow out like this.

I haven't punted for three months and won't for at least one more. At my previous £350/month budget, that could make for a decent punt with a few girls

[hendrix]

I haven't punted for three months and won't for at least one more. At my previous £350/month budget, that could make for a decent punt with a few girls

  

[RudiUK]

Wow.... I've organised a few (much smaller) sessions and I salute your organisational skills! If youre not a project manager or juggler already you should probably consider a career change.

Thanks for the review.

[Fuzzyduck]

Like smiths says, no need to be jealous! Any punter can do this with a bit of organisation (I had MissKDD and SA girl booked/arranged 3 months in advance, with the others only sorted a week prior) and the funds. On that matter, to answer your question, I work for myself (which I highly recommend) and I had several months of no punting so my budget increased enough for a blow out like this. I don't smoke, rarely drink, and don't give the bookies any of my money.

Sure, cash and organisational skills are the minimum requirements but, to pull this off, you need imagination, a spirit of adventure and the desire to live life to the full. Hat offs, fella, and thanks for the inspiration to explore what punting can be like.

[hendrix]

Please tell me that Room Service were involved at some point

Well, not exactly. But, while we were waiting for Sascha, one of the others asked me 'Does she do anal?" and Sascha who was actually just outside the door, heard it and said "yes she does" ... Which we heard. So, if that could be heard.. Anybody walking past the room would definitely have heard everything

[PLeisure]

Well, not exactly. But, while we were waiting for Sascha, one of the others asked me 'Does she do anal?" and Sascha who was actually just outside the door, heard it and said "yes she does" ... Which we heard. So, if that could be heard.. Anybody walking past the room would definitely have heard everything

Thanks for clarifying. I now have the sound of a raucous human caterpillar in full swing on repeat 

[Chiefwiggum]

Amazing punt congrats on putting it together!

[smiths]

Well, not exactly. But, while we were waiting for Sascha, one of the others asked me 'Does she do anal?" and Sascha who was actually just outside the door, heard it and said "yes she does" ... Which we heard. So, if that could be heard.. Anybody walking past the room would definitely have heard everything

 

[lysozymes]

Bravo good sir, that's a great way to remember 2018!

Will have to book one (or two) of the girls myself 

[timbucktwo]

Mr Hendrix you deserve to be knighted sir . Wow, wow, I wish I could do what you have done . Excellent    Need to save up .

[last_days_of_logan]

seeing how thick miss KDD is makes me want to splash out and see her

she is definitely bigger than a 12 i would imagine with an arm like that. or maybe she has one of those bodies where the excess weights goes to the ass and limbs

[hendrix]

seeing how thick miss KDD is makes me want to splash out and see her

she is definitely bigger than a 12 i would imagine with an arm like that. or maybe she has one of those bodies where the excess weights goes to the ass and limbs

Everyone has different views on this, my take is that she has big tits, a narrow waist, and a big ass. Even those that say she's "fat" should at least confirm her waist is narrow.

[last_days_of_logan]

Everyone has different views on this, my take is that she has big tits, a narrow waist, and a big ass. Even those that say she's "fat" should at least confirm her waist is narrow.

i dont think she is FAT type fat. i think it falls on her in the right way...like it just adds more to the shape. personally i like it.

that arm though i cant imagine belongs on a size 10/12 (actually at a stretch maybe 12)

[Bassman]

i dont think she is FAT type fat. i think it falls on her in the right way...like it just adds more to the shape. personally i like it.

that arm though i cant imagine belongs on a size 10/12 (actually at a stretch maybe 12)

Don’t go down that road bro! 

[bonapati]

Isn’t this whole topic about “she’s fat or not” getting really really boring? She must be doing something right. I haven’t seen this lady and have no intention to (That may change)  but By the sounds of it she is good at what she does and satisfies those that fancy her services... some like em thin, Some like em fat, so like em narrow waisted and big titted... spend your money on what ever you like as long as it makes ya happy and enjoy yourself ... self employed or not. Merry Xmas to ya”ll... Hendrix and KDD too! And the rest of the gangbang pack. Happy days!

[last_days_of_logan]

Don’t go down that road bro! 

okay okay...you are right. done to death and i fear i will be responsible for derail to awesome thread

[Belgarion]

Everyone has different views on this, my take is that she has big tits, a narrow waist, and a big ass. Even those that say she's "fat" should at least confirm her waist is narrow.

She sounds juicy. My kind of woman

[last_days_of_logan]

She sounds juicy. My kind of woman

thats exactly what i was thinking

[Jeffe]

Sounds like an epic punt OP, well played sir 

[Gatehouse]

She sounds juicy. My kind of woman

She has wide hips, biggish tits and a fuckable arse.

And she is very juicy when she looks up at you with her mouth over-flowing with your piss....

One top SP for the filth-seeker.

[Belgarion]

She has wide hips, biggish tits and a fuckable arse.

And she is very juicy when she looks up at you with her mouth over-flowing with your piss....

One top SP for the filth-seeker.

Yup. She's gonna get it

[CluckinBell]

Just the MFFFFF  in a cheaper hotel would be ideal.Hendrix,if 1 or 2 of the SPs dropped out would you have found replacements? or just carried on?

[hendrix]

Just the MFFFFF  in a cheaper hotel would be ideal.Hendrix,if 1 or 2 of the SPs dropped out would you have found replacements? or just carried on?

I had a couple on the subs bench, but would have carried on regardless. Part of the reason I picked these was that they're all pretty reliable.

[hendrix]

I was gonna say what a once in a lifetime meet, but knowing you Mr. hendrix...

Sounds like a splendid time was had by all!

I'm interested in knowing who the TS was that you had in mind, but of course you may wish to keep this confidential.

Top darts! 

Sorry, I missed this. It was TS Sofia, but timing didn't work out, so maybe next time!

[winkywanky]

Sorry, I missed this. It was TS Sofia, but timing didn't work out, so maybe next time!

No worries hendrix.

Yes, you should try and involve Sofia if there's a next time (I have a feeling there will be  ).

And if you do, if you fancy, drop me a line and we'll both put on a bit of a show for you...and I'll get to re-acquaint myself with MissKDD a the same time too, which would be super-nice.

My fee is negotiable 

(I'd do it at least for free, and possibly for a contribution from myself  ).

[STAR-LORD]

Venue: My hotel near The Strand
Time spent: MFFFFF for 1 hour, MFF (MissKDD plus SA girl) for 1 hour and MissKDD overnight
Cost:  (basically, as advertised, SA girl as arranged, roughly £2k plus hotel)


I'll try to make this review as useful as possible, rather than a not so humble brag. Although, the thing I think I did quite well was to actually get this organised, picked the right WG's for this particular job, and there were no issues with logistics or the punt itself at all. I could have certainly reduced the cost by picking a "normal" hotel, but I wanted something a bit better than that to add to the experience, and for my wank bank when I'm dribbling into my lap at the old peoples home

About the WG's: All pretty well known and reviewed multiple times here, except for English_Sascha who used to be at Max's around 12 years ago as "Hannah" an absolute anal and rimming fiend which is why I picked her. She used to be a real cheeky minx type, and she's now a very fit MILF, well done big fake tits, not an ounce of fat and still pretty in a "Essex girl" kind of way. The SA girl isn't on SA any longer, but we had stayed in touch, and I knew she'd be up for this type of thing. Tall, slim, fit blonde with some tasteful tats and up for everything. Nothing new to add on KDB, KDD or Kelly_May, all of whom tick my boxes.

The only real request I had made was that if anybody needed a piss, it wasn't going to be in the toilet.

All arrived on time, apart from Sascha who was a few minutes late, but she kept me posted so no problem.

So, we're in the room, business sorted, MissKDD and SA girl are talking and I drag Kelly_May over on her knees to lick out KDB to get things started. After that, it all goes very 

I can't really do a blow by blow as it were, there was too much happening. I can't remember any quiet time in that first hour. At every point, I seemed to have a tongue up my arse and my cock down someones throat, and another one sucking my balls. It was insane. I remember fucking MissKDD's arse and then an ATM chain with Kelly_May, Sascha, SA girl and kinkydirtybitch in turn, back to MissKDD's arse and then round again 

There was also a lot of chain variations (I'm not bothered about pics/filming, but I did post a pic on UKE) including a rimming chain, a strap on chain with me facefucking the one at my end who was revolved round, so I had a different mouth to fuck every 30 seconds or so. A strap on anal chain also  and a really good one where KDB was on the floor with her strap on being ridden by SA girl, who I facefucked, while Sascha, MissKDD, and Kelly_May alternately rimmed the life out of me.

And then there was the piss The sheet was down in the bathroom, and anytime one of us needed to go, we all went in there, the others got down and got pissed on. Sometimes 2 or 3 needed to go at the same time which made things very, very messy  - Kelly_May was always happy to drink any amount of piss as were MissKDD and KDB, who also delivers streams of piss with superb aim! I remember MissKDD let go a huge stream over my cock and Kelly_Mays mouth which the others then all shared.

I eventually spunked in SA girls mouth while we were in a rimming chain, and she then shared it back down the line (apart from Sascha who doesn't offer this) and it kept going from mouth to mouth and back, until KDB swallowed. I needed a piss at the end, so all back to the bathroom, all on their knees and I let go a big stream, happily swapped and swallowed. Just brilliant.

That first hour went over time, definitely no clock watching, and a ridiculous amount of fun.

Next up was a MFF with MissKDD and the SA girl, which resulted in a rare spunk in the bag for me while MissKDD rode me hard and SA girl licked by balls and arse.

Food break and then MissKDD for the rest of the night, more filth, some deserved sleep   and a superb toe curling bj to get my day started.

I guess what might be useful for other punters in all this is that if you want to do something like this, you certainly can, and there are WG's who will deliver without fucking around and wasting time trying to do as little as possible. All the WG's here were superb, professional, worked well together, made sure condoms were changed, and actually made it a better punt for me than I expected. Would I do it again? Yes, probably, as I'd like to get a TS in the mix. I did try for a TS this time, but diaries didn't match.

A good way to end my 2018 punting 


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Fair play that is an epic booking. I've only met Kelly May before, but in due credit for a last punt for the year, you went out with a  . Respect. 

[NightKid]

Whoa. Well, to be honest I'm not entirely surprised you went and did something like that, having known your punting MO for a while now. But as others have said, hats off for having succeeded at the logistics of it all to begin with regardless. 

Personally, I'd be more interested in how you managed to rope the SA girl into it ... never knew you were on there either, why didn't you join the SA thread and was she a regular of yours? Also, how much did you cough up for her participation and d'you reckon you've introduced her to the wider world of professional escorting, now that she's had the chance to meet these WGs?

[hendrix]

Whoa. Well, to be honest I'm not entirely surprised you went and did something like that, having known your punting MO for a while now. But as others have said, hats off for having succeeded at the logistics of it all to begin with regardless. 

Personally, I'd be more interested in how you managed to rope the SA girl into it ... never knew you were on there either, why didn't you join the SA thread and was she a regular of yours? Also, how much did you cough up for her participation and d'you reckon you've introduced her to the wider world of professional escorting, now that she's had the chance to meet these WGs?

I had an arrangement with the SA girl that worked well for a few months till she went off travelling. I then literally bumped into her at a sex club in the south of France and we stayed in touch. She'd sometimes tell me about her shagging adventures, and when I was planning this, I mentioned it to her and she asked if she could join, basically for the thrill (and dinner in a bloody nice restaurant )

She's a real hedonist, she may well do escorting if she needs the cash, but seems happy with how her life/career works at the moment.

[Gatehouse]

I had an arrangement with the SA girl that worked well for a few months till she went off travelling. I then literally bumped into her at a sex club in the south of France and we stayed in touch. She'd sometimes tell me about her shagging adventures, and when I was planning this, I mentioned it to her and she asked if she could join, basically for the thrill (and dinner in a bloody nice restaurant )

She's a real hedonist, she may well do escorting if she needs the cash, but seems happy with how her life/career works at the moment.

One day, you must write a book.

Obviously change all the names, ghost write it, howsoever, but 1 day you need to write it.

[karlos_danger]

One day, you must write a book.

Obviously change all the names, ghost write it, howsoever, but 1 day you need to write it.

Man Pays for Sex...... Man Gets the Sex he Paid for.....The End

[hendrix]

One day, you must write a book.

Obviously change all the names, ghost write it, howsoever, but 1 day you need to write it.

If I did, it'd be free for UKP members - this site has been an actual godsend.

[Payyourwaymate]

Wow, sorry to bump this... but this is incredible. Sigh, the miser in me would not allow me to dare to think to attempt something like this  .

[TTGR]

What a ledge, though if I’m going to be honest, affordability aside, I wouldn’t enjoy this MFFFFF orgy much.

I had a plain old MFF once and found the intensity of it so strong I was fighting blowing my load early the whole time 

[hendrix]

Ah this bought back some memories  definitely don't regret it. Something similar planned for the end of the year, with some changes to the lineup. I will review if it happens and/or if there's any significant difference in service levels.

[mace-window]

Ah this bought back some memories  definitely don't regret it. Something similar planned for the end of the year, with some changes to the lineup. I will review if it happens and/or if there's any significant difference in service levels.

My man. Hendrix you have inspired me do something similar in the future. Though not as filthy and I don't think I can take on 4 women as I never had a threesome yet alone a 4some. Look forward to your review pal.

[Johnny wishbone]

A great read Hendrix.  Another reminder that i do need to book KDD one day.

Do you have a top 10 best SPs?

[tazz]

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