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Author Topic: I'll just say hi then and get settled in ...  (Read 1491 times)

Offline HeyDougie

Hi!  :hi:

I've stumbled across this site [and I'm still not sure how] and had to join you all to share some experiences, views and reviews on our Southampton WGs.   :thumbsup:

I must comment on the reviews and threads I've perused to date - you seem refreshingly short on flamers and trolls with some great comments and helpful views; so nice to see.

So with experiences on such South Coast girls as Summer [Sugar & Spice], Hayley [Fareham redhead] & Aimee225xxx [or whatever she's renamed too, pneumatic blonde hunni] to name a few I hope to help you to a new punt in the future.

Thanks and Good Punting [which seems to be the sign off du jour!]


Offline vorian

Thank you for the introduction and your first review. Welcome to UKP. :thumbsup:
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Offline SirFrank

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Roland D Hay


Offline vorian

Can we get you on reception? :unknown:

If he was, we wouldn't have to worry about those fucking key cards  :D :D :D
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Roland D Hay

Don't put those key cards in the same pocket as your mobile phone or you'll be paying sirfrank on reception another visit within a few minutes to get your card reprogrammed. I hate it when that happens :mad:

Offline vorian

Don't put those key cards in the same pocket as your mobile phone or you'll be paying sirfrank on reception another visit within a few minutes to get your card reprogrammed. I hate it when that happens :mad:

True but with SirFrank on reception you could at least be guaranteed to get some good recommendations for local WG's if you get lonely in the middle of the night.  :D :D 
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Offline LL

Hi.
My only knowledge of the Southampton scene is St Mary's where I've noticed rough-as-fuck and alcoholic street walkers stumbling around.  I guess there's more to it than that then.  It's some years since I've been to Southampton.

Offline vorian

Hi.
My only knowledge of the Southampton scene is St Mary's where I've noticed rough-as-fuck and alcoholic street walkers stumbling around.  I guess there's more to it than that then.  It's some years since I've been to Southampton.

Must admit I tend not to hunt the docks at night for street walkers (Bit too cold at this time of the year)  :D. I'm more thinking of the surrounding areas as opposed to Southampton itself. :D
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Offline HeyDougie

Alas, we do still have a couple of areas where an innocent walk home after missing the bus / train can see you hounded and harrangued by the very worst sort of streetwalking WG.  Worst still is when you innocently nip behind some bushes to have a piss and find yourself confronted with two of them 'servicing' some chaps; on their knees working away at chaps who can hardly stand themselves, pausing only to throw up a little alongside their chaps feet before continuing.  I didn't know whether to laugh, cry or piss on them!

On the other hand, we seem to have a fabulous crop of English girls in the area, extending out to Bournemouth in the West, Portsmouth in the East.  Ok, some of the Pompey lasses are worth avoiding and the spelling on their profiles is atrocious [worthy of a thread that I think, whether horrendous misspelling puts you off?], likewise some of the local lasses charge £200 an hour because it looks like you might be shagging a footballers missus in his house, but between these extremes lie a wealth of local and regular tour girls who are worth seeking out.

I've posted about Summer [X Sugar & Spice X], Hayley [numerous reports and a lover of gangbang sessions], Aimee225Xx [enhanced blonde dolly bird with a heart of gold]; a search of AW within the SO post code gives plenty of options with much good feedback.  We also seem to have a lot of honest foreign girls that work from hotels but level with you about being latvian / russian / croatian etc.  Not my thing personally, but helps sort wheat from chaff.

So, if you're down on the coast, a little forward planning may see you spending time with a hot WG and enjoying our fair city.  I wish you a good punt sirs.

Offline HeyDougie

And as for being on reception and key cards ....

I'll accept the task if we can move to a more secure biometric system involving fingerprint id and retinal scans; I'll need you all to send me your right hand thumb so I can do a print. Also, I'll need the eye of your choosing to take a retinal scan.  These will of course be returned to you swiftly.

You can then look forward to a seamless login process with no password problems and no dodgy key cards .....

 ;)


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