Your worst punt

[petebelfast123]

Figured there's bound to loads of horror stories which may give some entertainment.

I'll kick us off. Mine was some woman near Randelstown out in the country. Was a ball ache to get there. Pulled up and it was a big enough country house in poor state of repair, with some sheds and outhouses. It looked empty but there was a car, so I called to make sure I was in the right place and I was. Went inside, which was just as stinking as the outside, bad smell etc. Then the WG appeared! She was small, fat and ugly as sin. I didn't know how to get out of there, so went for it hoping to blow quickly, which I managed to do. She seemed disappointed, wanted more but I could get out of there quick enough. Still trying to erase it from my memory.

[northwest69]

Figured there's bound to loads of horror stories which may give some entertainment.

I'll kick us off. Mine was some woman near Randelstown out in the country. Was a ball ache to get there. Pulled up and it was a big enough country house in poor state of repair, with some sheds and outhouses. It looked empty but there was a car, so I called to make sure I was in the right place and I was. Went inside, which was just as stinking as the outside, bad smell etc. Then the WG appeared! She was small, fat and ugly as sin. I didn't know how to get out of there, so went for it hoping to blow quickly, which I managed to do. She seemed disappointed, wanted more but I could get out of there quick enough. Still trying to erase it from my memory.

Lol.... Ive been there too! What a dump, i asked to go to the toilet when i arrived, ive never seen anything like it!
Also 2 dogs running about the house.
When i got to the bedroom she undressed i made the excuse that i left my wallet in the car and done a runner!

[MichaelP]

I’ve had none so bad I’ve ever had to leg it but most of these left me with punting regret afterwards...

Irish Josephine - she reminded me of Daisy from Keeping Up Appearances. Late 50s, long grey hair. Dirty stinking house just off the Antrim Road which stank of stale milk. Just didn’t feel comfortable throughout. Weird accent, not Irish, can’t place where she’s from. She still works and tours all over Ireland but not worked in Belfast for a while.

Mature Abigail - Short and stumpy. Bad breath. The most un-erotic punt I’ve had. Like punting with your granny. Worked in a street known to many here which is enough to put you off.

Another one was in 2014, retired now, English girl, 40s, with red hair and worked from Titanic Apartments when touring. Mad as a hatter. Didn’t shut up the whole punt to the point it was hard to maintain erect. Ring a bell with anyone?

I’ve had a fairly forgettable punt with Pamela (well referenced on here). Very mechanical, no connection, no interest in providing a good service. Her only upside is that she is really good looking, the ones above were not.

Should mention that all of the above had good reviews on AW/EI at the time (before I registered here). Just not for me 

[MrArmagh]

Figured there's bound to loads of horror stories which may give some entertainment.

I'll kick us off. Mine was some woman near Randelstown out in the country. Was a ball ache to get there. Pulled up and it was a big enough country house in poor state of repair, with some sheds and outhouses. It looked empty but there was a car, so I called to make sure I was in the right place and I was. Went inside, which was just as stinking as the outside, bad smell etc. Then the WG appeared! She was small, fat and ugly as sin. I didn't know how to get out of there, so went for it hoping to blow quickly, which I managed to do. She seemed disappointed, wanted more but I could get out of there quick enough. Still trying to erase it from my memory.

any links?

[petebelfast123]

any links?

She's long gone, this was over a year ago. I think her advert appeared on Backpage and disappeared again.

[NI-Chancer]

Good Topic!

 Never had any really bad punts I'd say. A few that were a bit rushed , or a bit mechanical. But I'd say I'm fairly cautious regarding checking feedback and profile photos.

[Roman77]

Great topic. Been lucky most of the time  but a few years ago had a 'mare' with English Posh Totty. After reading all the positive AW reviews I thought it would be a fun evening. Sounded sexy on the phone. Turned up at her apartment for hour appointment, met by attractive mature woman and her small dog. Shower taken showed me to her room. Was a little concerned her dog was outside scraping around. Down to business and then it went tits up. We didn't click, she had no sense of humour. It was a case of don't touch here etc. and wanted to reach the end as quickly as possible. This just killed the mood completely. We exchanged words, a first for me and not very pleasant. Funny she lost the sexy accent very quickly.  Couldn't wait to get out. Put me off punting for a few months. She still gets fantastic reviews although doesn't escort. Maybe I just got her on a bad day.

[MichaelP]

Great topic. Been lucky most of the time  but a few years ago had a 'mare' with English Posh Totty. After reading all the positive AW reviews I thought it would be a fun evening. Sounded sexy on the phone. Turned up at her apartment for hour appointment, met by attractive mature woman and her small dog. Shower taken showed me to her room. Was a little concerned her dog was outside scraping around. Down to business and then it went tits up. We didn't click, she had no sense of humour. It was a case of don't touch here etc. and wanted to reach the end as quickly as possible. This just killed the mood completely. We exchanged words, a first for me and not very pleasant. Funny she lost the sexy accent very quickly.  Couldn't wait to get out. Put me off punting for a few months. She still gets fantastic reviews although doesn't escort. Maybe I just got her on a bad day.

Wow. Sorry to read that. I have Caroline down as one of my best ever punts. So good I saw her twice in a fortnight. She is mostly a dominatrix. I’ve posted before about being out of the game but if Caroline is back in NI anytime soon I’m on it!

[Roman77]

Wow. Sorry to read that. I have Caroline down as one of my best ever punts. So good I saw her twice in a fortnight. She is mostly a dominatrix. I’ve posted before about being out of the game but if Caroline is back in NI anytime soon I’m on it!
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Maybe it was the dominatrix vibe I didn't enjoy although at the time it wasn't obvious. If we all liked the same things it would be very boring. MP if she returns enjoy yourself. That's what it's all about. 

[Bryan11]

Had a few. One that stands out

I saw an ad for a young Chinese girl
Went to her place on Lisburn road, it was an ok venue

When I met the girl, she wasn’t a pretty, young girl
She was fat and old, at least 50 and pretty Hagerred
She didn’t use lube and was dry as fuck
I thought I’d try and be as disgusting as possible, by licking her face as we fucked
Eventually came and I left

Then ten minutes later she phoned me and gives me her address and asks when I’ll be there

[Bigjim12]

Worst punt was Pam star   looked amazing good in the phone when arrived I knew it was going to be shite brought me in for the money started to suck answered her phone while doing this then got on top I tried to go bit harder she said no no movement really from her so I stopped and got changed and left one to avoid   best punt definitely the girl allday all night  pity she's not around any more

[SN5]

Usually I've no shame in walking away if I don't like the look of the girl, so I don't have too many bad ones to tell.

I called a Backpage ad really early one morning before work. When I got there it was a dumpy wee Romanian. The horn was hanging out of me so I just stayed. No movement, no touching, small saggy tits, pot bellied and her face was disgusting. I ended up finishing myself off and bolting.

The most disappointing was an Italian that I saw in a Belfast hotel a few years ago. She was well reviewed on EI at the time (since retired) and was priced higher. When it came down to it, she was ok looking, the pics online were definitely shopped though. She had a very recent C-section scar and refused to take her bra off, but did let me fondle. She hushed me down every time I spoke, as it was quite late as night. Really weird appointment. I really struggled to finish as the atmosphere between us was just terrible, but got there in the end. Was definitely the most regretful I've had considering I'd paid £90 or something.

[Mkdng]

Never really had any bad punts thanks to this forum

[MichaelP]

I’ve had none so bad I’ve ever had to leg it but most of these left me with punting regret afterwards...

Irish Josephine - she reminded me of Daisy from Keeping Up Appearances. Late 50s, long grey hair. Dirty stinking house just off the Antrim Road which stank of stale milk. Just didn’t feel comfortable throughout. Weird accent, not Irish, can’t place where she’s from. She still works and tours all over Ireland but not worked in Belfast for a while.

Mature Abigail - Short and stumpy. Bad breath. The most un-erotic punt I’ve had. Like punting with your granny. Worked in a street known to many here which is enough to put you off.

Another one was in 2014, retired now, English girl, 40s, with red hair and worked from Titanic Apartments when touring. Mad as a hatter. Didn’t shut up the whole punt to the point it was hard to maintain erect. Ring a bell with anyone?

I’ve had a fairly forgettable punt with Pamela (well referenced on here). Very mechanical, no connection, no interest in providing a good service. Her only upside is that she is really good looking, the ones above were not.

Should mention that all of the above had good reviews on AW/EI at the time (before I registered here). Just not for me 

I’ve just remembered that the English girl was Curvacous Kate. Complete melter.

[rustpoacher]

Wow, now I was thinking that I've had lots of poor to bad punts but this thread is making me feel lucky :-(

I've certainly come to understand that the competent WG are not the most expensive at all but rather they have come to terms with attractive pricing to encourage extra business whilst providing superior service.

[kazor13]

I’ve had none so bad I’ve ever had to leg it but most of these left me with punting regret afterwards...

Irish Josephine - she reminded me of Daisy from Keeping Up Appearances. Late 50s, long grey hair. Dirty stinking house just off the Antrim Road which stank of stale milk. Just didn’t feel comfortable throughout. Weird accent, not Irish, can’t place where she’s from. She still works and tours all over Ireland but not worked in Belfast for a while.

Mature Abigail - Short and stumpy. Bad breath. The most un-erotic punt I’ve had. Like punting with your granny. Worked in a street known to many here which is enough to put you off.

Another one was in 2014, retired now, English girl, 40s, with red hair and worked from Titanic Apartments when touring. Mad as a hatter. Didn’t shut up the whole punt to the point it was hard to maintain erect. Ring a bell with anyone?

I’ve had a fairly forgettable punt with Pamela (well referenced on here). Very mechanical, no connection, no interest in providing a good service. Her only upside is that she is really good looking, the ones above were not.

Should mention that all of the above had good reviews on AW/EI at the time (before I registered here). Just not for me 

English kate? Lost my virginity to her.

[Stalinator]

I wouldn't describe English Kate as a nutter. She was a very good shag.

[J-punter8888]

Figured there's bound to loads of horror stories which may give some entertainment.

I'll kick us off. Mine was some woman near Randelstown out in the country. Was a ball ache to get there. Pulled up and it was a big enough country house in poor state of repair, with some sheds and outhouses. It looked empty but there was a car, so I called to make sure I was in the right place and I was. Went inside, which was just as stinking as the outside, bad smell etc. Then the WG appeared! She was small, fat and ugly as sin. I didn't know how to get out of there, so went for it hoping to blow quickly, which I managed to do. She seemed disappointed, wanted more but I could get out of there quick enough. Still trying to erase it from my memory.

Did she have black hair, called Louise?

[bonerman1969]

worst punt was a blonde who was working with pam opposite the kings hall about 4 years ago. She had false pics (think she called herself irish kim) anyway photo was way off target, she was about 5 stone heavier and 10 years older. Didnt ask what i wanted, didnt even want to take her underwear off and just pulled her pants to one side:( made the oh ah face that you would've seen on dodgy 70s porn and talked about picnic tables a lot?? Put me off for ages

[namron]

yeah she called herself Irish  Kim and about 5 other fake names on various different profiles she was caught running ring of girls visiting caravan parks.old saying" long runs the fox"

[petebelfast123]

Did she have black hair, called Louise?

I honestly can't remember the name but she had light coloured hair and was a small dumpy woman. Also I forgot to add, she asked me to bring my own condoms. Id to stop in at a garage on the way up the road.

[kazor13]

I wouldn't describe English Kate as a nutter. She was a very good shag.

Large tits.

[pussylover76]

I honestly can't remember the name but she had light coloured hair and was a small dumpy woman. Also I forgot to add, she asked me to bring my own condoms. Id to stop in at a garage on the way up the road.

Here's another one asking to bring condoms... 

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[TheGreatCornholio]

I think mine was with a woman named Cherry, she had a proclaimed trophy for best blow job or other such nonsense. Anyway, I asked for a booking and she said she could do a duo and being hungry for a threesome like I was back then I said yes.

I turned up and she was a good two sizes bigger than her photos herself and the duo girl was an easy size 18  50 year old woman, and also when it gone going she thought it was sexy to smother me with her ridiculously humongous tits which sounds great but when you're struggling to breathe and trying to get hard cause making out with someone 30 years your older isn't your thing.

I try to forget this one but I guess if this is my worst then I'm lucky!

[petebelfast123]

Actually thought of another punt which was strange and unpleasant in equal measure. It doesn't even sound believable and I'm still not sure what to make of it.
All I can remember was it was in one the houses behind Tesco on the Dublin Road about 7 - 8 years ago. Small black girl, not skinny not fat, pretty good looking. Got a covered BJ then onto the main course. But when she took he pants off, there was either a really large clit or a small miniature penis there. I was totally shocked, I'd never seen anything like this. Instantly lost a boner. I said, what's that!? She /he just said "I'm big" and started laughing. This point I started to get up and she kept saying come on, but I was freaking out. Made my excuses and got out of there. I still to this day don't really know what that was.