Right lads it's time for my 5th instalment and a 6th coming right up, sad to say this was not a good one, a big RED NO NO for me shame really, if I'm honest I'd have loved to have seen more of this young lady but not after this not worth the chance when I can go have a reliable GFE else where
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1 hour in call £100 , serviced apartments sheffield city centre
VENUE:
A nice apartment block, city centre with parking on the street outside/in front, easy buzzer entry and no reception or concierge to pass
FARRAH XO:
Farrah is 100% the girl in her picture, she's pretty(subjective), petite, has lovely olive skin, cute smile and long dark hair, definitely in her early 20s, since this meet she has definitely had what looks to be a fantastic boob job
COMS:
This meet was arranged on the day by txt, she replied just over the half hour mark saying sorry for the delay and she'd be happy to see me at my chosen time etc. That's not too that bad really!
MEET:
I'd been umming and Arring about seeing this lady for a while but didn't find much info about her so went for it(the exact reason we should all review, guilty as charged.....to show well reviewed girls are consistency and lesser reviewed/known girls are good or bad)
I txt her that I'd sett off, I always do this but she didn't reply! when I was 5 min away a witheld call, I didn't answer, then she txt twice for me to call her, I then called back, NO answer!!!!!!!!!
I got parked and called again, informed her I was parked, only to be told I was in the wrong place, I said its fine I'm just further down the same street..... "any way shut up and listen"she chirped up, "I need to tell you what to do and my phones nearly dead"(what WG wouldn't have a spare charger or go and buy one when based in the city centre)now tbf she wasn't rude or being rude as such but i was like oh ok, so I listened and walked to where she wanted and called again.
I'm guessing She did this so she could have a look at me through the window, scope me out so to speak ......"oooooohh aren't you cute" she said (I've a face only a mother could love) then guided me to the door and in I went. She greeted me at the door in her birthday suit, impressive and what a sight it was, pretty little thing with a fantastic figure, at this point I was rather pleased with my choice, on closing the door she said "I'm running a bit late I'm just out the shower but I didn't think you was coming?"WTF? I sent a txt 40 mins ago saying i was on my way and we only arranged all this 4hrs or so ago!!!!! she then came to greet me, peck on the cheek, I was offered a drink whilst handing over the cash......... she was all smiley and said "get yourself ready I'm going to make your day" fucking result I was thinking!!!!
NO NO NO Just NO.......this turned out to be probably my worst punt to date with the exception of an EE lady I saw ages ago(no longer active)
She returned in nice Lacey underwear, no drink(water)as requested and asked would I like a massage or straight to the fun, I replied fun.
Now this is where is starts to go wrong and in some ways has similarities to her last negative review posted by Dion88 quite recently.
She told me to loose the boxer shorts and then started perform a kind of slow strip tease/lap dance before coming over to me on the bed, we chat a little bit no kissing and as I'm about to confirm do's and don'ts she says "no fingers inside me or on it" in quite and abrupt tone...ok I thought.....she then sits on me in reverse CG baby oil all over us/my bits and begins to gyrate on my cock with her arse,great sight, different and quite nice tbh, she's now also talking away to me and saying she'd wanted to go out with her mates but was being good and then BOOM she asks "Are you on coke cos you look like you've had coke?".......I answered "No, I don't use drugs sorry!"..........she then informed she was at the doctors/hospital or summat and my opinion "do you think they can detect anything".....she proceeded to ask again if I was on coke cos my pupils are dilated......I answered "no" again and tried to make a joke of it in my own humour.......for me not great sex talk, she turns round and says quite aggressively and moody "omg what's up with you, why are you not even properly hard after I've been doing that, you must be on coke...........now looking back she was probably fishing for me to give her some "coke" she was barking up the wrong tree but if my eyes were odd, well basically I'd been up well over 22hrs upto this point, I informed her that it was semi and I'm not a young many anymore and I can't knock hole in a brick wall, again being light hearted and in a kind of joking tone. she took this as a jibe at her by responding with"Errrr I don't see young boys thank you very much" she then started to perform what was a really really good OWO but again mention me being on coke, little bit of naughty talk not ott, sloppy, good rhythm & pace and with eye contact game on.........she stopped just as I was getting hard and beckoned me to the foot of the bed and carried on, I assume she did this to bring me to climax, I politely informed her I can't pop with a BJ, so she said shall we fuck, I said well you like having ur pussy licked I'd like to do that! She jumped on the bed on all 4s but as soon as I put my mouth on it, barely 15 seconds she moved saying no no no your too aggressive lets just fuck...........in all my sexual life I've never had a girl say that to me, maybe left a touch, keep going, fucking fuck me OMG etc etc but never that!!!!
Condom on, started in missionary, not even 45 secs into it she has another strop/panic, again saying No no no, stop stop! your not properly hard it's not safe for me, this is too risky! whilst moving away from me!!!!
I'm know about to upset her again. What shall we do now she says..........my reply was this, "we'll make him hard and try again"......she went mad .....who the fuck are you talking to how dare you, make it hard again what do you think I am, whilst moving around the bed away from me........now you'll notice there is an apostrophe in that we will, she for whatever reason heard "well" as in a rude instruction......now I can see how this may have been misconstrued BUT there is also the manor in which I speak and in which it was spoken I'd the tone/mannerisms,I am very very polite in how I come across, I'm overly polite when in the presence of a working girl ESPECIALLY on a first meet, I'm respectful and a guest in there place, I also go with the notion I may wanna return so seems a simple logic, my mother brought me up properly aswell, cheers mum!
Whilst she ran off she informed me I'll get some money back for you and we'll leave it.....I found myself explaining and also apologising even though I've done fuck all wrong, maybe I'm just tired I'd said I work nights and shouldn't perhaps punt etc.......again she took this as a personal attack on her as a
Opposed to me explaining myself ....... "it's not my fault your tired" she replied......yes I know I wasn't insinuating it was...
I got dressed and she politely saw me to the door and was all nicey nicey again pecked me on the lips and off I went.........WIERD......I left in a state of confusion TBH. Now for the best, I woke up to a txt the next morning, sent to me at just shy of 4-30 am, yes 4-30 am saying she was sorry if she had not lived up to my expectations and that she'd had a long day, and she loved to see me again and if I was to return would offer a discount.........as nice as that may seem at a glance, firstly that should have gone to my AW via PM, I didn't tell her anything about me so she has no idea if I have a wife or girlfriend at home, it would have just been easier to probably research that I'm quite possibly a decent reliable punter and I'd have most likely come back if you'd delivered a good service
PROS:
Pretty girl with a fantastic figure, did have the decency to give me some cash back, and her idea! This meet what at her old prices and not at the new 150/160 ph rates thank goodness!!!!
CONS:
Wierd random mood swings, insinuating i take drugs, terrible discretion! She made the meet a bad one and probably on purpose imo
VERDICT:
Could and should have been really good but she chose to behave the way she did.....would I have returned yes, but will I......ABSOLUTELY NOT,NEVER!!!!! shame really if I'm honest and especially has she now has really good looks g big boobs oh well they're only boobs, if she'd used her business brain and researched me she would see would have easily worked out I like to come back......not overly business savvy!!!!
