Author Topic: heloah_love (Wandsworth SW18)  (Read 1105 times)


5 review(s) for heloah london (2 positive, 0 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Davey Dykes]

Offline ratedj

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Price: £60 for 30 mins.

Comms: Comms are handled by a maid. Stated that it would take me an hour to reach the venue and was promptly provided with a post code. While en route I was sent another text with another post code, which prompted some confusion on my part, though it was clarified that I headed to the original post code.

Venue: Current location is an apartment in SW18 (Wandsworth) and is on a main road. Not too sure about parking as I got public transport. Once nearby I texted the maid and was given the actual address. Took a while for the WG to open the door after I sounded the buzzer, which was not too ideal.

The Meet: Eventually Heloah opened the door for me and led me downstairs into a somewhat small room. I have to admit that I was swayed by the pics (especially those demonstrating that big ass!). I can confirm that the pics are an accurate reflection of Heloah in the flesh, and yes, her ass is huge!! :wackogirl: However, I do suspect that her ass is fake due to it not appearing to be in proportion with her legs, though it did feel good. Breasts are also huge but fake. Heloah's English is not great but just about god enough. Took a few attempts to clarify that I wanted a 30 mins booking. Handed over the dosh and she left the room before shortly returning. Upon her return she started dancing and singing (as noted in her other reviews) and I began fondling her large ass. Straight away she reached for a condom and started to perform OW, which was okay, not spectacular.

This was about the time I encountered some resistance. I motioned that we moved into position so I could perform RO, to which she responded that that would be extra. As you can imagine I was somewhat perplexed, as this is not stated anywhere on her AW profile. I didn't bother argue or suggest otherwise, as it's unlikely that she would have completely understood what I was attempting to articulate, though it did leave me feeling a bit disinterested. After a bit more OW she manoeuvred herself on top of me with some enthusiasm, though not totally. By this point I'd decided that we would move into doggy and I would see if she could take a pounding. Happy to say that she can take one. Eventually I exploded and cleaned up.

Conclusions: Positives are that she does match up to her profile, the ass looks good and she can take a pounding, though I have to rate the meet as a negative due in part to the lack of overall enthusiasm and the strange suggestion that RO was extra. I just felt that there were no interpersonal skills on offer. The dancing and singing appears to be a generic approach. Would I return? As good as her ass looked, I wouldn't, as I think there is probably better value for money elsewhere.   

 

Offline winkywanky

Most civilian girls would give their right arm for a bit of muff-love, what is it with WGs charging extra for worshipping their pussy with your tongue? FFS. Perhaps she wanted you to kiss her arse first? And in my case, I would have  :D

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Hopefully not a silly question - is she a worthy Bubble Butt thread entrant - a variant of the perennial question ??

Cheers!!

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Hopefully not a silly question - is she a worthy Bubble Butt thread entrant - a variant of the perennial question ??

Cheers!!

Hey Peter,

I can confirm that she is a worthy and valid entrant!

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Thanks for the review, OP.
Probably not a big deal if you don't plan to return, but I'm not sure I would have pinpointed the time and date I punted. Who knows when it might come back and bite you in the ass. Clearly she would charge you for offering that service. :lol:

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Thanks for the review, OP.
Probably not a big deal if you don't plan to return, but I'm not sure I would have pinpointed the time and date I punted. Who knows when it might come back and bite you in the ass. Clearly she would charge you for offering that service. :lol:

Thanks for the suggestion Fuzzyduck. Heeded your advice and admin have kindly amended that for me!

Offline last_days_of_logan

thanks for the review RJ

i know you said she can take a pounding but was there any indication that she might not be able to for a sustained period of time if the punter is on the thicker side?

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thanks for the review RJ

i know you said she can take a pounding but was there any indication that she might not be able to for a sustained period of time if the punter is on the thicker side?

Hi Logan,

There was nothing to indicate that this would be a problem.