External Link/Members OnlyPunt took place a few days after my productive liaison with Mya.Again, a girl recommended to me by my UKP-ignorant fellow punting mate, first reco fairly good,this one not so.You frikkin' twat,you. Lol.....
Read the tittle tattle on here about Lush Escorts in advance,a lot of it negative,afraid to say I went against fellow members' better judgement.I know,I know.Five Star Class A1 mong with scrambled shite for a brain cell.But,this TOFTT (AFAIK)may hopefully save some of you some dollars.
Have been buoyed by a recent run of good pussy forays, so probability law dictated that I had to step barefoot into a squishy dog turd sometime........
Booking Protocol : Obviously undertaken entirely through agency . EE- accented female operator polite + with great English.
Was kept waiting outside for 5mins after agreed booking start though,previous punter overran(Mia told me on entry).But, Miss Poland at the other end kept me fully informed.
8/10 Location + Pumphouse : Side road off the top of Broad St.Oh,surprise surprise,the area of iniquity-AGAIN.Heard the Severn Trent sewer maintenance team have to clear Spermbergs,not Fatbergs,here.Must get Father Sherborne,the local Catholic priest ,to bless this sinful area.......
Motorists = ample parking : pub.transport users = 9/12/13/23/24 etc buses : walkers = 20mins from city centre.
Modern,minimalist, clean + tidy studio flat.
Good shower : clean towels : toiletries available.
8/10Money Burn: 60 : 30 (service not even worth 30 : 60 )!
3/10 Body form/character : Make no mistake (and I did !),good facial eye candy,IMO,with a good body.
Arabic heritage:mid-20s: 5' 3'' : size 10 : curvy, but lean : big ,shapely bum : small,floppy titties (32B?),small chest dials : minimal tum : lovely ,tidy minimalist lipped shaven kitty : didn't notice tatts.
Best aspect was her face-very attractive,IMO.Closest analogy I can think of would be Paloma Faith with an olive skin tone.Long black hair : thick ,dark eyebrows : piercing light blue mince pies (natural?) : slight snail upper lip (filler?).
Would make a good Cleopatra/Nefertiti in a movie.....
Top class English,shy to begin with,became more chatty,quiet at end when I used my non-verbal cues to express displeasure at the punt quality ......But,pleasant overall.
8/10 : Body
7/10 : Personality
Services received : OWO/ Ball attention /RO / HJ (from my right hand )
3/10 : Her
10/10 : My right hand
Shagless Punt -the excrutiatingly painful details :Freshened up in shower after sorting fiscals, face down on bed,subjected to a tripe back massage.
Turned over,immediately knew this was going to be a diarrhoea encounter,positioned herself at a distance so I couldn't touch her,started to manually stimulate me.I take time to get inflated (smoker + no spring chicken),a bit of B2B grinding,kissing + mutual stroking usually catalyses this.NO CHANCE.Felt like bailing even at this early stage..........
Took over myself manually + somehow got an 80% hard on.Progressed to what would laughingly be described as a BJ.Hand wrapped tightly around shaft base to limit depth,top 2 inches noshed at Formula 1 speed,probably to get me to blast quickly and get the next punter in.Kept on giving her hints by gently leading her hand away,only for it to determinedly return shortly. Struggled to maintain a hard on through this unerotic assault.To her credit,also did deign to give me some reasonable ball attention in between sucks,probably the physical highlight.....
A few more blood fluid ounces in my stalk, felt ready for the pussy plunder,asked for the sleeve.Told me she was very tight ,returning from an escorting break,wasn't sure whether we would be a comfortable fit.Reassured her that I would take it gently at first.She then produced a condom that a flea with a micropenis would've had trouble fitting into.Said she used the "safest"brand + it was the" largest" she had. Rolled it halfway down(how?),gave up, citing her long nails,had to finish the encapsulating myself,don't know how I managed it.Yikes ! Felt like poor Mr.Saveloy was in a mediaeval torture vice for adulterous hubbies.Literally squeezed the blood out of my todger,reducing my sausage to the size of a bonsai chipolata.Needless to say, I'd wilted,and badly.Swear I could see a look of triumph on her face.......
Could use of ,IMO, undersized sheaths be a deliberate ploy on her part to limit punter penetration ? I am cynical.......
Shafting prospects now out of the window.Determined to soldier on and at least blow for my 3 purple notes sacrifice, divested myself of the Johnny that had surely been manufactured with premature male Pygmy babies in mind,and started to jerk off .Asked her to position herself on all 4s so I could bend forward to binge on her minge,rare for me -a lovely looking, hygienic slit.This eventually got me over the line.
So,never got round to pumping her.
Mission accomplished,but with a bitter taste in my mouth-and not from her juices,either.
3/10 : (being generous)
Showered and dressed,while putting on my garb she tried to initiate some small talk,probably embarrassed at the way the punt had gone,politely replied but made it clear from body language that I wanted to get the F.O. Goodbyes, departed.There 35mins.
Closing Points :Now,I'm very fair-minded and balanced in outlook (IMO).Could struggling to stay erect have been down to
me ? It
does take some time for me to get warmed up,was it fatigue from the few days earlier Mya punt, an off-day? Or a case of YMMV ? Well,performed OK in the few days earlier punt ,have performed OK in recent rapid succession punts,and have got good boners with less attractive girls recently.
Wasn't her looks,as I considered her very attractive.Could've been a fairly dire unerotic service on her part(likely).Or,maybe we were asynchronous and it was a case of YMMV?
Reckon the Agency may take so much commission that the e$cort$ have to run a conveyor belt to make any significant ££.Evidenced by previous punter overunning.What may have to be sacrificed? Quality.
Sad,as I consider she's got some great tools in her locker-lovely ,exotic facial looks (IMO),nice ass + legs,silky smooth unsullied skin,curvy but simultaneously lean,decent personality.
Credit to my right hand for putting in a shift......
Return ? Ermmmmm ! Loud cough.......
Recommend ? Will be boring here,
you make your decision based on my narrative.YMMV.
Cheers.
LM
