This is a review I've been meaning to write since I met Chelsea on her last Birmingham tour. So I have had plenty of time to reflect on this booking and feel that overall it wasn't good enough to deserve a positive rating.
External Link/Members OnlyCommsA few days before Chelsea's tour I sent an email asking for a 1 hour booking and my email wasn't read until the tour started. I was told that she was taking pre-bookings on AW and was also given her phone number. After making my booking on AW I recieved the full address and we discussed my outfit requests etc. No problems with comms on the day and all went very smoothly I'm very pleased to report.
VenueServiced apartments by the NIA which I have visited many times and I thought there would never be any problems meeting escorts there? Well I was wrong.. this time there was problems..
The girlChelsea is a mixed race stunner and easily one of the best looking ladies I've punted. Attractive face with very kissable lips, great looking body with enhanced boobs, long legs, long dark hair, and last but not least that incredible ass. Wouldn't say her skin is as dark as was reported in a previous negative review to be fair. Probably older than she admits to with a very strong Manchester accent. I asked her to wear her black leather PVC outfit with boots.
Services1 hour incall for £160 included DFK, OWO, RO, Deep throat, CIM protected sex, no extra's. Most expensive hour booking for me to date but I was very happy with how she looked and couldn't stop smiling so didn't really care. Would the services match the looks though? or was I in for a surprise?
The meetingNot the best of starts as I knocked on the door and then walked into complete darkness. FFS when I walked through the magic door I couldn't see a fucking thing. Not a very polite way to greet someone? I'm paying a shit load of money and no kiss at the door? The first time I see her she has her back to me as she's walking into the bedroom. Anyway, I get a kiss once I'm in the room (about bloody time). She seems a bit stand-offish to me at first and if anything she's making me more nervous. I have a few doubts at this point but decide to carry on and hand her over the cash. I get changed and then after a few minutes she rejoins me and we start kissing while still standing as we explore each others bodies. Then onto the bed and more kissing as I helped Chelsea to get her kit off. WOW I have to say once that beautiful body was out I had completely forgotten about the shit start. This booking was getting better and better as she was on top of me and doing some very good OWO. It certainly did it for me as I felt close to cumming early in the booking. Then switched to 69 for oral both ways and I give her a good rimming as well. If I was to score her services at this point I'd give them 10/10. But after some prolonged OWO she finally put the condom on me and then I just wasn't able to enjoy the sex enough. I get into missionary position and no sooner as I start she's complaining the beds making a rocking noise and the cleaners will hear it. I tell her you don't have anything to worry about as I've been in these apartments many times and never had a problem with cleaners and noise. Looking towards the door and worried about anyone overhearing she gets herself into doggy but as I fuck her she has her hand in the way to lessen the noise. This is getting ridiculous now and I'm finding the sex far too limited to my liking. I try another position but she moves again to make it as quiet as possible. So we go back to OWO and I finish with CIM and unloading in her mouth. Took a shower before I left and thought I might as well see the hour out and have a chat.
ConclusionAll in all I felt the time that I paid for was spoilt by an over fussy escort more concerned about the cleaners than giving me real value for my money. She may have had some problems working in hotels in the past but there was really no need for the over the top way in which she tried to keep the noise to an absolute minimum throughout. I must say I have never experienced anything like this with other escorts. Yes I'm used to being ushered in through the door but usually that's it. Could have been a positive review if it wasn't for all this messing about? But in the end I feel its not quite bad enough to be a negative either. Would I go back? No. I had thought about emailing her and asking her what hotel she's working from for her next Birmingham tour. Maybe she would be better at a different venue? But no, I won't risk spending that kind of money again for limited sex. Another one ticked off my hot list, onto the next
