I'm so tired of trying to find a good punt on aw. (I'm not a fan of agencies..at all). Being on the lookout and searching is part of the fun, but I'm seeking a unicorn it seems. All I ask for/seek is:
Honest profile (correct age, etc)
Correct enjoys list
Clear and stated price
Clear and accurate area
Good communications
Recent and clear pictures
Friendly personality that doesn't try to scam on time, fake enjoys list/ complain that it's too much doggy or my dick is too big for owo (it isn't. I'm proportional. I have an ego, but I'm not retarded. I see through this).
Fucks sake, you don't even have to be a stunner. I'll admit, I've had a great time punting with women whose looks weren't up to a woman I'd date in "real life". Looks aren't high on the list at all. I'm here for fun sex, pleasure and convenience. I like having convenient pleasure, an hour or two of real sexual fantasy. I like a sloppy wet blowjob, I like facials, I like an oily tit wank, and I might lick your malteser ejector when we do 69. I'm not looking to do anything kinky. All these things are things I did in relationships and one night stands when my work allowed me to have relationships/one night stands etc. The mood, attitude and scamming attempts by so many wgs makes the supposed to be fun and exciting experience the equivelant of going to Disneyland, expecting the advert to be real but seeing Mickey take a shit on Goofy and shooting up before he kills Donald in a drive by. Even the £300 ones can be like this. Some look amazing...until you talk to them or want to do what you are there for. Sorry my cock is such a nuisance, but it is why I'm here. And I do apologise that it doesn't suck itself or orgasm instantly, but if it did, I wouldn't be here. I am always respectful, clean and friendly. I don't short change, and I am very straightforward. Am I asking for too much?
Why is it so hard to find? What is your straightforward list of what makes a good provider/profile/punt? And, if you live in London...please post a link. I've been in a punting mood for a week...my balls are bluer than a surf that's been suffocating for a week. My protein pencil needs CPR...so long as she meets the above criteria...
Thank fuck we have ukp to rant, review, share and debate on.