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External Link/Members OnlyGot paid and had a real horn on, so booked an hour at the start of the week with Lia, made sure I was
her first client of the day , wish I hadn't. Worst punt I've had in year, very much the worst I've ever had with Divine in the ~10 years I've used them.
Start with the good: smooth comms with Rachel as always, friendly, told me Bianca wasn't going to work for a while so settled for Lia. Quick callback from Lia, English on the phone okay, got texted the address easy enough. Just off King Street, easy enough to find, a little exposed but nothing to worry about really.
The meeting didn't start so great, Lia is quite pretty in teh face, but is a LOT bigger than the 8/10 it says on Divine's site, closer to a 12/14 than an 8/10. Had girlfriends who were 8, much smaller than her, she's quite chunky, not fat, just chunky, bit of a belly. No real effort with hair, tied up, facially okay. Nice enough lingerie.
Services provided were kissing, OWO, and sex. Doesn't do CIM, does COB at request. Really not great at communicating, doesn't listen at all, and just goes for it hell for leather the whole time, clearly trying to make you pop as quick as possible. Really frantic hand work whilst sucking my dick, very mechanical. Tried to slow her down, wasn't listening at all, so went with it and popped inside her in doggy. TOld her I expected a second round, tried to kiss for a bit, but she was straight back at it tring to get me up, again with frantic handjob. Managed to get it up a second time, fucked in missionary, then popped inside her again. She was straight up and out of there.
Ended up getting dressed and leaving after my second pop, was back on the street 25 minutes after I arrived, totally unsatisfied and regretting spending the money. A shame, my other experiences with Divine have always been good and I expected this one would be too.
