External Link/Members Only£120 for the hour
Full disclosure: I’ve seen this girl before and that meet stands as one of my best punts ever. Ever since then I’ve been trying to set up a rematch through a variety of profiles, never knowing if would be worth the effort. And now I know the answer: Fuck no. Well, kinda, but mostly no.
Comms: It’s taken a couple of attempts on this profile - the first ended up being cancelled by her just prior to booking. 2nd time - quick response to booking enquiry, then text with address, followed by house number on arrival.
Venue: A terraced house in a pretty rough area. It was a daytime booking, so no particular issues. When let in, it was apparent this was a family home, with kids stuff in the hallway.
The lass: Tania advertises as 27, 5’5” and she’s 14. I’d go nearer a size 16 and the usual deal with age. I don’t know why she insists on using other people’s pics on her profile (specifically porn star Maserati) as she’s a good looking lass. She’s had face pics on in the past, but she’s better looking in the flesh. Obviously tastes vary, but she’s a fine looking lass, with amazing arse and boobs and a pretty face. No need to use other pics as it gives out the wrong signal. I’d seen her before and knew what I was expecting.
The deed: upstairs into an untidy but serviceable bedroom. Paperwork sorted and then time for action. She bent over the bed and ground her arse against me - quick undress from me and into arse worship, then flipped her over for RO and several fingers. She’s either a good actress or came very loudly and violently several times before onto the bed for some not quite DFK but still passionate kissing. I then steered her in the direction of my cock for some of the most enthusiastic oral I’ve had in a while, plenty of attention to the balls and perineum, smacking herself about the face with my cock and plenty of drool all over the place.
Then onto full sex, condom on and into cowgirl with the boobs swinging in my face.
At that point a child started screaming and I’m listening to find out where it’s coming from. Could be next door, so on with the cowgirl as the screaming gets louder. It’s downstairs, I’m sure. I’m a bit distracted and so the wilt sets in. Bless her, she helps me through it and continues on with enthusiasm. The screaming gets louder still.
She laughs, ‘Kids, eh?!’ Um, yeah.
Next thing I know, there are feet hammering up the stairs.
‘Don’t come in!’ she shouts, panic setting in.
The door starts to open. ‘Close the door, don’t come in!’
Reverse psychology working in full effect, the door opens and there’s a maybe 8 year old child in the doorway. Tania leaps off to deal with the situation and throws a towel at me.
Nice.
An argument outside the doorway as the child is appeased and the still screaming child downstairs is dealt with.
Then she comes back into the room and sits on the bed with her head in her hands. ‘My sister asked me to babysit’. And you didn’t know this when we exchanged texts an hour ago?! Besides, I’m sure she said something about a daughter earlier. Story doesn’t quite add up.
‘We’re going to have to stop,’ she says, with a certain amount of regret and pulls off the condom. Her hands remains in place on my cock. Torn between getting the fuck out of there or getting my money’s worth, I ask her to finish the deal which she obliges to with a mixture of frantic oral and hand, I finish off as children continue to scream. Not exactly my proudest moment.
I’m then left alone in the bedroom unsure if she’s coming back or who the fuck else is in the house. I opt for getting dressed and the fuck out of there. As I leave, I’m offered a free 30 mins by way of apology. Fair play, but I’m not exactly sure I want a repeat.
In the street, I turn on my phone. I’d managed to get half an hour for my money. Fucksake.
If she advertised honestly, I’m sure she’d do better - and if they were in a better, more private location without disturbances. Still a much deserved red card.
