(TS) Aisha, Warren St - maybe the best service in London, but with a caveat

[samtor]

The "best service" in London.  Yes, really. 

First, the girl.  Simply stunning.  Petite, trim, smooth skin, lovely bolt-ons. 

Second, the attitude.  Smiley and friendly.  I asked her what she did and she replied "Everything".  And she did do everything.  Including anal quite readily for no extra cost (how many £100/30 min SPs do that?).  The only dislike she had was CIM (which I'm not a big fan of anyway). 

Third, the performance.  Flexible.  Great looks.  Some dirty talk.  All the positions.  Passionate DFK.  Sensuous OWO.  The above mentioned anal.

Fourth, the hospitality.  Her room is like a fully stocked bar.  She has a frig packed with beer and soft drinks.  There are candies and snacks on the table.  She asked a number of times if I would like a drink (or one to take with me).

This is one gorgeous girl out to give you the time of your life.  I thoroughly enjoyed every bit of it.  Except.  I tried some RO.  Okay, I'm pretty experienced, and that lump of very firm flesh is not a clitoris like I have ever seen.  I start going at it and she is writhing and moaning.  Normally, I can tell from the reaction of the clitoris whether the girl is putting on a show or really getting aroused.  I couldn't tell at all this time.  Partly because she was putting on such a convincing performance, but also because I was licking some bizarre lump of flesh.  She claims to have climaxed, but I couldn't tell.  She seemed happy with her sensation and lied there for a while seemingly savouring it (most fakers often jump into the next thing).

Throughout I wondered what was up.  A deformed clitoris?  Some monstrous genital wart (no too big and not shaped right)?  A post-op??  Well, yes, spoiler alert, that was it (one would think that after this week's Emily Bird thread - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=230170.25 - I would be an expert).  I didn't want to kill a great mood and session, but in the end I asked her about this genitalia.  Her English was not great, but she immediately got defensive.  She started going on about how her passport says she is a woman (but you can get a passport with your new gender after reassignment) and said she had a husband and a daughter.  I calmed things down and tried to tell her I didn't mean anything by the question and was sorry for asking.  She then said that she just want to give the best service and she tried really hard to do so but now she was sad because she didn't think I enjoyed myself and I wouldn't be back (I found this quite sweet about how important it was to leave the customer thrilled...part of my assessment of why she might be the best in London).  I tried to reply that I had a great time, but it was time to go and I said thank you again and good-bye.

Perplexed by the situation, I called the agency AsianSelection.  They immediately knew what I was on about and said they had had quite a few calls from customers asking if she was post-op.  They said that they had checked her passport and that was all they could do to verify her gender.  When I got home I checked and found out that the girl I had planned to go see, and asked the agency for, "Olivia" was simply a re-naming of "Aisha".  And "Oliva" had gotten busted on UKP back in September - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=220362.  In fact, it was this review that had led me to call them to book Olivia in the first place today (I hadn't read the subsequent comments to Olivia's initial glowing review where her post-op status was revealed).  When I called, they said that they don't have "Olivia" but they do have "Aisha".  So the agency know full well what Olivia/Aisha is but refuse to be clear about it. 

If you are intrigued (or not bothered) by what post-op genitals are, then Aisha is a simply stunning, top drawer sensational session.  People who enjoy RO or are a bit squeamish about the thought of post-op should steer clear.

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[samtor]

Ironically or coincidentally, Olivia who became Aisha was my Plan B when my session with Karla Star (full fledged TS) fell through - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=230541.0

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[winkywanky]

A post-op??  Well, yes, spoiler alert, that was it (one would think that after this week's Emily Bird thread - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=230170.25 - I would be an expert).  I didn't want to kill a great mood and session, but in the end I asked her about this genitalia.  Her English was not great, but she immediately got defensive.  She started going on about how her passport says she is a woman (but you can get a passport with your new gender after reassignment) and said she had a husband and a daughter.  I calmed things down and tried to tell her I didn't mean anything by the question and was sorry for asking.  She then said that she just want to give the best service and she tried really hard to do so but now she was sad because she didn't think I enjoyed myself and I wouldn't be back (I found this quite sweet about how important it was to leave the customer thrilled...part of my assessment of why she might be the best in London).  I tried to reply that I had a great time, but it was time to go and I said thank you again and good-bye.

Perplexed by the situation, I called the agency AsianSelection.  They immediately knew what I was on about and said they had had quite a few calls from customers asking if she was post-op.  They said that they had checked her passport and that was all they could do to verify her gender.

Well patently, that is bollocks.

For the amount of money they're making from punters, and with that amount of 'enquiries' as to this girl's real gender, they could fork out £60 or so and have test done to find out for certain. They're either being thick, or disingenuous, or both.

[mitrapanu]

wow! what an experience.
So the pussy which the doctors create after removing the male parts, is so realistic, that one cannot tell?
How about lubrication? Does "artificial" pussy get wet when aroused?
I find this very interesting.

[NotATrumpFan]

wow! what an experience.
So the pussy which the doctors create after removing the male parts, is so realistic, that one cannot tell?
How about lubrication? Does "artificial" pussy get wet when aroused?
I find this very interesting.

I have read a lot of rumors / lies / and misinformation about this.   From what most people seem to suggest they dont self lube but they do sweat.  And because of where the skin came from they can grow hairs on the inside but not always.  So if its not regularly cleaned out it can get messy.

I would guess a good WG would flush every time, and probably use plenty of lube for both entrances to avoid chafing, so it shouldnt be a problem as such, but again it comes down to if you find that sort of thing a bit problematic.

I have to say I am curious.

[mrhappypants]

The "best service" in London.  Yes, really. 

So you think a transexual who disguises or misrepresents his/her original gender in his/her advertising, has precisely 1 positive review and does not offer a basic like CIM is a candidate for best SP in London?

 

[samtor]

So you think a transexual who disguises or misrepresents his/her original gender in his/her advertising, has precisely 1 positive review and does not offer a basic like CIM is a candidate for best SP in London?

 

I said EXCEPT FOR the CIM and the false advertising, everything else was outstanding.  I made that clear.  And yes, if she was a real she and did CIM then what would be so wacko about my description?

[samtor]

wow! what an experience.
So the pussy which the doctors create after removing the male parts, is so realistic, that one cannot tell?
How about lubrication? Does "artificial" pussy get wet when aroused?
I find this very interesting.

Well, it depends on what part of the "pussy" you are referring to.  As I described, I immediately noted something dramatically different about the "clitoris" (and I've seen lots of them).  When I entered her "vag", I did have some lube on (standard practice) and it felt like any other.

[mrhappypants]

I said EXCEPT FOR the CIM and the false advertising, everything else was outstanding.  I made that clear.  And yes, if she was a real she and did CIM then what would be so wacko about my description?

1 Most of us don’t want to fuck a bloke.
2 Most of us don’t like being mislead
3 Being mislead into fucking a bloke is a personal punting nightmare others share
4 He has one positive review compared to the tens or hundreds other SP have gained.

Apart from that, sounds like a good candidate...

[Slowjoe]

1 Most of us don’t want to fuck a bloke.
2 Most of us don’t like being mislead
3 Being mislead into fucking a bloke is a personal punting nightmare others share
4 He has one positive review compared to the tens or hundreds other SP have gained.

Apart from that, sounds like a good candidate...

+1

Each to their own but the thought of fucking a bloke (even with a man made fanny) is the thing of nightmares  Thanks for the review and glad you enjoyed it, but one for me to stay very clear of.

[samtor]

1 Most of us don’t want to fuck a bloke.
2 Most of us don’t like being mislead
3 Being mislead into fucking a bloke is a personal punting nightmare others share
4 He has one positive review compared to the tens or hundreds other SP have gained.

Apart from that, sounds like a good candidate...

1 through 3...yes, that is part of the "except" part.  We are in complete agreement on these points.
4...not sure what number of reviews has to do with anything.  I have seen lots of SPs and as a reviewer (my post, my title) I am saying that from my perspective she could be "maybe" the best service in London.  And I go through point by point the things that make her service distinctive.  For starters, if you want to argue my claim, I would welcome getting an example of another SP who has such a well stocked room full of refreshments (full bar, food treats) and offers anal for free for a 30 min/£100 session (and is smoking hot to look at).  I would love to find more of those.  If there is a "best service" in London, they have to get their first review sometime.

[mrhappypants]

.. an example of another SP who has such a well stocked room full of refreshments (full bar, food treats) and offers anal for free for a 30 min/£100 session (and is smoking hot to look at). 

Sounds like you need a thread on transexuals who work next to Tesco’s.

as a reviewer (my post, my title) I am saying that from my perspective she could be "maybe" the best service in London. 

and as commentator (my post, my opinion) I am saying that from my perspective that is touty bollox that doesn’t convince.  I think Ellie Rose is currently the best SP in London, not just because she always gives me sweets ( ) but because she has an unparalleled review record of 100+ positives, no neutral, no negatives here. 

Throw the best SP claim around if you want to, caveate it as personal opinion in your defence if you wish; for one I will just weigh you opinion (as bollocks) accordingly.

[samtor]

Sounds like you need a thread on transexuals who work next to Tesco’s.

Some people won't care about that stuff and it's not a big deal to me (I didn't have anything to drink ort eat myself).  But attention to details like that can be an indication of how much effort the SP is willing to put in to make sure you have a good time.

and as commentator (my post, my opinion) I am saying that from my perspective that is touty bollox that doesn’t convince.  I think Ellie Rose is currently the best SP in London, not just because she always gives me sweets ( ) but because she has an unparalleled review record of 100+ positives, no neutral, no negatives here. 

Throw the best SP claim around if you want to, caveate it as personal opinion in your defence if you wish; for one I will just weigh you opinion (as bollocks) accordingly.

You are welcome to your opinion that my opinion is bollocks.  Thanks for the suggestion of Ellie Rose.  She looks great and I have added her to my HL.  She costs a minimum of £140 (better price per hour than Aisha but less good when on a budget or in a rush) and doesn't do anal (at all).  Her 110 positives and 0 negatives has got to be one of the tops in UKP (is there a league table anywhere?).

[Excalibur]

Thai nationals can’t change their gender on legal documents e.g. passport.  So if born a male, despite having your cock cut off and turned into a pussy, you remain a ‘M’ in your passport, likewise with their Thai ID cards.  So if the agency see the Thai passport as "Female” then she was born a "F”.

However, do you trust what an agency says?

[winkywanky]

Passable, fake passports can be had for under a Grand, is something else to consider.

[samtor]

Thai nationals can’t change their gender on legal documents e.g. passport.  So if born a male, despite having your cock cut off and turned into a pussy, you remain a ‘M’ in your passport, likewise with their Thai ID cards.  So if the agency see the Thai passport as "Female” then she was born a "F”.

However, do you trust what an agency says?

She's not from Thailand.  She's from Laos.

[ThomasKDC]

Ironically or coincidentally, Olivia who became Aisha was my Plan B when my session with Karla Star (full fledged TS) fell through - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=230541.0

Hey Sam,

Thanks for your contribution and sorry that you had to go through the same experience as I did.

The same Post-op was discussed a while ago: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=220362.msg2230972#msg2230972

These thai agencies are getting worse and worse.... they should be upfront about this.

When questioned they do get defensive and swear that the SP is 100% female.

That massive fleshy part above her pussy is still giving me nightmares.... does that mean we have been giving a guy OWO?!?!