Was in Birmingham a couple of days ago doing some (for me) early Xmas shopping & found that I had a bit of time on my hands so rang the Water Street group & asked for an appointment with either Kitty or Maya. I was told that Maya was available & agreed that I would get there half an hour after the call.
I arrived on time, phoned from the gate & was told that Maya was on the toilet so could I come back in 10 minutes. I asked if anyone else was available and was told no - only Maya when she gets off the bog.
Because of other commitments I didn't have time to try anywhere else so I hung around for 10 minutes then called back. Surprise, surprise the phone just rang out. Tried again a couple of minutes later with same result so thought fuck it & went to the German market for a beer or three. To my immense surprise I received a text about 20 minutes later saying something along the lines "sorry, she's still on the toilet".
I've heard some excuses in my time but this one takes the biscuit so after this & the poor punt I had with Pinky a few weeks ago i probably won't bother with this lot again & next time I'm in Birmingham I'll give one of the polish girls a try.
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