Author Topic: Elliexxxoooxxxellie of Hemel Hempstead  (Read 6726 times)


1 review(s) for Elliexxxoooxxxellie (1 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Horizontal pleasures

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At 60p I decided to check her private gallery and that convinced me. Voluptuous. Better looking than her dour face pics.

Emailed to describe myself, she sent me her number. I called, made a date and she stood me up. It was obvious from her voice that she was unwell so I postponed and saw her a week later and all was well and she apologised. Well-spoken and English. Younger than my usual choices but she knew how to look after me nicely.

£150 for an hour with no extras and a bar of Green & Black 85% chocolate. Not cheap. She removed the cats.

She lives in a large modern block with private parking and only residents parking in the area. I checked it out with Google Maps and Streetview and could not find any meters. I parked a few streets away where there were no restrictions. She told me on arrival that I could have parked in Asda car park. Doh! But that was also not exactly near. In conversation later I discovered that while most of the block was private her rather shabby place was council. Not sure how such a young woman got a council flat?

But it was fun. She was still of what some people called the age of puppy fat, not obese but well-padded at about size 14 with voluptuous breasts, a bit of a tummy and a lovely set of rumps and thighs. And a smile. She wore black leggings and a black sleeveless vest. Off with it and I undressed and we snogged standing up and standing up is what mister happy did immediately. Onto the double bed and under the duvet for a long relaxing snog except mister happy who did not relax but stood at attention. I needed to relax.

Then down onto her breasts which responded nicely, then to lick her out which she seemed to enjoy. Having established that she was not a vegetarian she then sucked me. Over to 69 which was not easy, - the view was great but I could not get a good angle with my head between her legs so swerved round into mish. Many positions, outside and inside her rubbing up and down and in and out, legs flat, legs raised and then a prolonged and profuse climax. Yippee. Mister Happy was still drooling when he emerged. Wiped, chatted, rested, dressed and toddled off well satisfied.



« Last Edit: November 21, 2018, 07:30:10 pm by Horizontal pleasures »

Offline Horizontal pleasures

oops
I just saw a short thread about another profile for her which must have come and gone, in the East of England discussions about cutiepiellie123, so it was also about 'Ellie' .

Offline tantric talents

Thanks for the review HP
Sounds like she is within spitting distance of Karinna Latina.
That reminds me a trip back to the wilds of Hemel is required!

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Thanks for the review HP
Sounds like she is within spitting distance of Karinna Latina.
That reminds me a trip back to the wilds of Hemel is required!
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hmm
factory made breasts, not for me.

« Last Edit: November 21, 2018, 07:44:33 pm by Horizontal pleasures »

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hmm
factory made breasts, not for me.

Agreed not usually my favourite either but I must say the rest of her service and her attitude was so good it more than made up for it  :drinks:

Oldy worldy

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The review is not clear, but did you bareback her, as its not on her likes list

Offline Horizontal pleasures

The review is not clear, but did you bareback her, as its not on her likes list
ha ha
look at her 60p gallery
the subject was not discussed, nature took its course.

Offline Metalgear2018

ha ha
look at her 60p gallery
the subject was not discussed, nature took its course.

Haha

Good man. Keep up the reviews

Offline theoldmaggot

Thanks for the review as usual,

Any reason why she had two profiles? I know some already seen the thread i just posted...

Is she new into the game, did you have to take the lead?


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Offline Horizontal pleasures

Thanks for the review as usual,
Any reason why she had two profiles? I know some already seen the thread i just posted...
Is she new into the game, did you have to take the lead?

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=230434
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TOM
thanks.
I think she must be quite new, profile date shows this. I had fun although used up a lot of funds! No idea about 2nd profile, saw the thread after the visit. I might return.
HP
« Last Edit: November 22, 2018, 09:12:26 am by Horizontal pleasures »

Offline macman26

Good review as ever HP -  as she is younger than your normal WG  I hope you did enquire (even afterwards) about is she on contraception? 

To my shock about five years ago after  relaxing with a WG she happily told me she does not use contraception other than the condom as she was only 19 already had one kid she was 16.

Offline Dick Emeroids

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Good review as ever HP -  as she is younger than your normal WG  I hope you did enquire (even afterwards) about is she on contraception? 

To my shock about five years ago after  relaxing with a WG she happily told me she does not use contraception other than the condom as she was only 19 already had one kid she was 16.
Why on earth would HP give a fuck about contraception? He's alreay in her (great) grandfather range and good fuck to him.
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Offline macman26

Why on earth would HP give a fuck about contraception? He's alreay in her (great) grandfather range and good fuck to him.

Well look at Rod Stewart or Mick Jager etc...

Offline NelsonH

Because the dangerous cow might sue for parental contributions.

Offline Cervixbanger

Because the dangerous cow might sue for parental contributions.

She might want to sue for child support but that can surely only be done if you have the real name and contact details of the person. An experienced punter like HP would surely have a burner phone which he could just dump in the event of messages about a baby. The SP would presumably have no other way of contacting him. In any case is she going to try and get all punters she's seen to take a paternity test to identify the father? Fair bet the OP isn't the first she's BBacked, so not really practical to go after the father I think?

Offline finn5555

Surely she is on some form of contraception  :unknown: or did she say she wasn’t

Offline DouglasReynholm

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That's all the contraception anyone would need.

There's also a chance HP isn't fertile any more. Fun how everyone joins in with his reviews though isn't it?   :drinks:

Offline sensualencounter

Holy shit, she looks like a bad blow up doll!!!

Offline Danny 0808

Good God ,looks like she's been hit in the face with a wok.Its every one's right to be ugly but that's taking the poss.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

She looks like the sort of young women I might have met in the very early 1960s who had been trained to keep their legs shut so when I met Ellie I had a ball! Great figure and a nice grin when she is happy.

Oldy worldy

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Another wg lying on her profile and offering bb. Fuck that. Actually no i wouldnt loking at the photos. I might from behind to avoid her face putting me off, but now hp has shot his muck up her, its off limits to loads of us. Thank goodness for this review!

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 That's all the contraception anyone would need.
 :lol: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :scare: :vomit:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

The review is not clear, but did you bareback her, as its not on her likes list
BIG Thank you mister Admin. I am not good at spotting trolls.

I am not sure when I get messages like this whether to ignore or respond. Maybe I am too polite for this game.
Again thanks.

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Offline DouglasReynholm

oooops
she is back with a new one

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So she is.

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That's all the contraception you'll need.

Her new profile says she doesn't offer BS, never mind BB. I like a bit of BS from a woman - and I'm prepared give it too.  :rose:

Apparently oldy worldy was Nervous Colin .. ?

Offline Horizontal pleasures

So she is.

That's all the contraception you'll need.

Her new profile says she doesn't offer BS, never mind BB. I like a bit of BS from a woman - and I'm prepared give it too.  :rose:

Apparently oldy worldy was Nervous Colin .. ?
Her new profile does not say she offers BB. But she has no idea of what her profile says, some guy wrote it for her.
« Last Edit: November 29, 2018, 03:33:16 pm by Horizontal pleasures »

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