The GirlMazUltimateGFE
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External Link/Members OnlyPrice / Duration£60 for 30 minutes
LocationNottingham - incall flat
CommsSeemed all fine until I arrived, at which point I got the usual "give me 10 minutes" routine several times in a row.
The MeetI've never much held with the expression "never stick your dick in crazy". Some of the most fun places I've stuck my dick have been attached to various forms of crazy. The advantage of punting is that you don't have to put up with the crazy for long. However, you have to draw the line somewhere, and Maz is waaay too far over that line for my liking.
Once I finally got in to see her, she seemed like a nice enough girl. Facially she looked somewhat older than her pictures, but body-wise she's a very skinny, pale redhead, and that's why I was there. I was looking forward to getting down to the fun, when she proceeded to launch into some tirade about how awful most working girls are, and how they always keep clients waiting or cut their time short, and how she'd never do anything like that. She then disappeared into the other room for 20 minutes to feed her dog.
On her eventual return, she told me she just had to get ready, and then jumped into the bath for another 20 minutes. When she emerged I thought we would surely get down to it at last, but no - she got dressed, and headed off to the other room for another half an hour or so. I'm sure most of you would have walked by now, but I was just in a sort of stupor of amazement that she could be so insane. Besides, I had nowhere important to be, so I just kinda hung around messing about on my phone and waiting to see where the evening would take me.
In total, I think it was a full hour and a half before I finally ended up on a bed with Maz. I stripped her off, there was some kissing, a little oral each way, she seemed a little awkward though I couldn't put my finger on how. Then, about five minutes into the action, she started saying how I'd need to hurry up as I'd been there for ages. Ignoring that, I slipped on the mac and got down to some proper shagging, but she seemed tight and found it uncomfortable, so that didn't last long. In the end, I asked her to finish me in her mouth, and to her credit she obliged and swallowed the lot.
ConclusionIt took me well over two hours to get 20 minutes of "fun" with Maz. I genuinely think she's quite insane. I actually hope she's okay, as she clearly isn't cut out for this game.
TL;DRBizarre couple of hours wasted waiting for a pointless meet with a crazy woman.
