Author Topic: SUZY HORNY X - Luton - Bait & Switch Brothel - Walked  (Read 2271 times)


6 review(s) for SUZY HORNY X (4 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Waterhouse]

Offline DouglasReynholm

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I was wondering who to do last weekend... I noticed from AW the pornstar Tara Spades was in Luton temporarily, then I saw from her profile she doesn't kiss. Then I remembered this review of Suzy Horny: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=210318.0

Her AW feedback is hidden, but cos that she's got four positives here (plus one no-show, which don't put me off) and she's only £80 p/h I thought I'd give her a go. No answer on the phone so booked by text, got a reply all seemed OK. Postcode was not far from Luton town centre; mrx007 has already posted the name of the street, I'm too discreet to do that though. I'll just tell you the house number. Or will I........

I phoned when I got there, I was a couple of minutes late and a girl answered with bad English and I could hear women yakking loudly in the background too. I didn't expect a brothel, although I don't mind them that much and they are a good way to find threesomes. I went up the road and knocked on the door, which needed replacing. A skinny, very-tired-looking Asian-Hungarian bird in very-tired-looking underwear answered the door, but I went in because I could hear the other girls. In a room off the hall were three "Luton search results" in lingerie, smoking Hungarian fags and talking loudly, in Hungarian. One was fat, one was rough and there was one standing with her back to me who could have been the Suzy in the pics. But: the old Asian-Hungarian closed the door - I was with her. Oh no I wasn't. She didn't seem to care that I walked actually, I think she was used to it.

There is a chance that what with their bad English and bad comms she thought I was someone else and it was a mix up. :D But hopefully my mobile no. is now blacklisted by every under-£100 an hour prossie in Luton. I have tried to ban myself from Luton and failed; as I said last time and the eighteen times before that, never again.

Offline Metalgear2018

Come on!!!! You should read my reviews about Luton. It's a joke there. No gems. The only time I pop into Luton is to remind myself how shit the place is.

Offline Danldn84

There’s only one good thing about Luton, when you leave

Offline DouglasReynholm

Yes but I've had a couple of good punts there, reviewed them too.

Sometimes you want a bit of adventure, there's more to life than great sex with pretty girls.   :sarcastic:

Offline Cim420

Just got done by another Luton classic!  :cry: :sarcastic:

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Offline Watts.E.Dunn

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Are there ANY good shags to be had in Luton?.

Offline DouglasReynholm

There's one: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=199599.0 - oh, that new main photo she's uploaded isn't very good is it. If there weren't any I'd have learnt my lesson sooner.

Offline Moneyshow

must admit that i had the pleasure of Suzy Horny, she is attractive and it is her in the pics, however she is in a house full of other prossies.

Guess i was lucky paying £50 for 30 minutes, would have done the same in your situation though.

Offline Wolf_66

Thanķs for review had my eyes on her but will pass now.
Think next on list will be Alice-in-wonderland   in steavange

Offline Cim420

Come on!!!! You should read my reviews about Luton. It's a joke there. No gems. The only time I pop into Luton is to remind myself how shit the place is.

It’s not about Luton, everyone slags off Luton but it’s only the idiots that fall for the EE profiles with no feedback/hidden feedback like this profile. 9/10 time these aw profiles are brothels. There’s some gems in Luton like there is everywhere but there’s also shit like elsewhere. Pick your punts smartly, research.
Only an idiot would punt this aw profile  :D

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I've seen her a few times and never had a problem , but it is worth having a fall back plan every time

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i have seen her and did not find anyone else and she was good

Offline DouglasReynholm

I wouldn't have booked her if it hadn't been for the good reviews on UKP. And as I said, for me a brothel isn't a deal breaker.

It’s not about Luton, everyone slags off Luton but it’s only the idiots that fall for the EE profiles with no feedback/hidden feedback like this profile. 9/10 time these aw profiles are brothels. There’s some gems in Luton like there is everywhere but there’s also shit like elsewhere. Pick your punts smartly, research.
Only an idiot would punt this aw profile
Right so if you've seen her, why not post a review then?!  :hi: 

Offline mrx007

Saw her a few weeks ago (an't post a review as it's too lose to my previous negative of her - no show).

This time I got to see her and wish I hadn't.

She answered the door wearing socks, jogging bottoms, jumper, really like lounging about clothes.

Didn't want to get undressed but did eventually.

Shit blowjob, wanking it with the end of her fingers, sucked for 30 seconds at a time, wouldn't lick balls or cock (despite shaven and showered before I came out).

Wouldn't let me wank it into her mouth or do anything I wanted.

And despite agreeing: no CIM. no facials. I was SO BORED I  wanked onto her tits and she had a towel ready and started wiping cum straight away.

Paid for 30 minutes, she said 30 minutes was up after 10, I protested she said no "30 minutes you been".

Here's the best bit: I got into my clothes and said "that was 10 minutes, that was useless" meaning "you are useless".

ABSOLUTE SHIT EXPERIENCE and place was shithole, looks like it's never been cleaned, awful experience. £50 I would have been happier burning the money and watching it burn.