Emily_Bird - Victoria

[oinki]

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In short
A very enthusiastic WG, providing DFK, passionate sex, great blowjob. Would highly recommend!

Booking
Sent a text in the morning (like 7am) for a before midday meet last week, got a reply around 11am after I tried calling her and we arranged a booking an hour after. Quick and easy to arrange.

Sent a text on the booking time, was delayed by 5 min.

Location / flat
Appears to be the flat where she lives, about 5-10 minutes walk from Victoria station. Two bedrooms, but do not think she works / lives with anyone else. Nice flat, and as pictured in her profile.

Appearance
Greeted me in a nice black one piece lingerie, I would say that she looks the age stated in profile - 28-30. Her pictures probably make her look a bit better, I would rate her 6.5/7 out of 10. OK looking - not a stunner but not too bad looking either. Body as pictured in her pictures, maybe B sized boobs (not perky).

Fee
Exchanged money for 1 hour for £100 (I can see it has increased now) after going into the shower and confirming the services.

Services

DFK - Passionate kissing from the start with no hesitation locking tongues. Great kisser.

OWO - OK her blow job is pretty good, lots of saliva, different style of deepthroating, sucking, licking, ball licking and good eye contact. Fast paced. Cannot fault her BJ skills.

DATY / 69 - Nice clean pussy, she did say a couple of times to be gentle (which I thought I was), so probably quite sensitive.

Penetration (protected) - Very enthusiastic in the bed with a lot of encouragement, gyrating and pounding. Kept her legs wrapped around me to also encourage the penetration and seemed to thoroughly enjoy it. No lubrication. Went through regular positions-  missionary, doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl - she seems quite up for it and amiable to different positions. We were very much sweating after the first session - came in the dom.

We took a break, in which she took a smoke. Chit chat about her studies and how she is finding it etc etc. Said she was from Lithuania and studying Maths (showed me some of her coursework for some reason, so would say accurate). Good grasp of English.

Second round was much of the same of the first round with the exception of CIM, me standing with her down on her knees. She had mouthwashed before the round started, so there were no smoke smell during DFK. A fair bit of reverse cowgirl on this round - nice admiring the side view of the wardrobe mirror.

Took a final shower, paid the £20 extra for CIM, and left probably bang on the hour.

EDIT: Service levels comparable to Fantasy courtesan for the ones who have had the pleasure.

[Sinz]

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[holland]

Thanks OP.
I noticed very evident big scar/discoloration around her pussy in her PG images. 
Post op trans or just a surgery? 
Op did you notice anything strange in her?

[DylanPerry]

Thanks OP.
I noticed very evident big scar/discoloration around her pussy in her PG images. 
Post op trans or just a surgery? 
Op did you notice anything strange in her?

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

I was about to quote my comment from another review on him/her, onto this thread and ask this OP the same question. I had yet to read your comment Holland, upon writing:

Redindian, is there a chance that it could have been a pre op/post op profile?

OP, in reflection...is there any chance that this could be a heshe?
FYI, I'm asking due to true reasons per se (I viewed vid on profile, and for a split second the face shows...I think I may loosely know him/her from civvy life)...not just on a whim.

[holland]

picture no.8 the Sinz posted shows a discoloration around her knickers. It is more evident in her pg

[holland]

Very suspicious

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[DylanPerry]

picture no.8 the Sinz posted shows a discoloration around her knickers. It is more evident in her pg

hisher* 

Ok, let's take a step back. Holland, you attempt to give some benefit of doubt within your initial concerns, stating perhaps surgery. What kind of (legitimate female...if you like) surgery could leave such bruising?
I have dealt with a woman in civvy life who had vaginal reconstruction due to her not liking the general look of her vag (think she was paranoid, having been a very young mum...bless her). I recall her simply having a darker shade/bruising along her labia. It certainly didn't extend beyond her bikini line (as pic #8, and others appear to show for "Emily").

[DylanPerry]

Very suspicious

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Open and shut case, Johnson.

Almost definitely is who I thought it was. Small world, ey.

[Fuzzyduck]

picture no.8 the Sinz posted shows a discoloration around her knickers. It is more evident in her pg

Hmmm.

I did note that when I had a look at the PG a few days ago but didn't pay much attention to it (clearly I've not been exposed to enough post-ops). What did strike me was that she didn't have much of a waist and that she had quite muscular shoulders (photo from behind, arms stretched out). but assumed she just worked out a bit.

[holland]

Open and shut case, Johnson.

Almost definitely is who I thought it was. Small world, ey.

Absolutely
Look at the size of her hands 

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Foot

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[DylanPerry]

Loool.
You know what, I've started to look away from hands as a deciding 'tell,' cos I've come across plenty of women with dodgy hands

I just can't get over that bruising.
As shown again on pic 1 of Reply #9. Madness.
Bit confused also why the cutting seemed to go up to and beyond the batty hole? lol. Dr Dominykas do bad job back home in Vilnius.
Ok sorry, bad joke...with racist undertones. Must be the shock.

[DylanPerry]

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL the way you put "foot" cracked me up.

G'night 

[cunningman]

This is ridiculous.  I guess at some point I will have to have a good long talk with a surgeon and preferably some real and trans women.
Currently I just go on:
 - looks like a pussy
 - feels like a pussy
 - tastes like a pussy
=> its a pussy.  And I'm enjoying.
But I'm clearly not paranoid enough.
Thing is, if it looks like a pussy, tastes like a pussy, feels like a pussy - why should I care?
If he/she/it is XY too - not probs with pregnancy if the dom splits, right?

[DylanPerry]

I would love to tell you all how I know him/her but won't. On the off chance he/she will see this thread, it was almost certainly out me lol. There would be a maximum of four people that I could be.

I wish I could share though, it's hilarious.
The four of us actually speculated upon hisher 'true' gender. & then got 100% confirmation. I actually lost money on it  (I bet on true woman). Heshe can doll up well and be very convincing "in real life." I actually can't imagine that heshe looks like pic #2 in reply #5. Push up bras work wonders.

[holland]

Loool.
You know what, I've started to look away from hands as a deciding 'tell,' cos I've come across plenty of women with dodgy hands

I just can't get over that bruising.
As shown again on pic 1 of Reply #9. Madness.
Bit confused also why the cutting seemed to go up to and beyond the batty hole? lol. Dr Dominykas do bad job back home in Vilnius.
Ok sorry, bad joke...with racist undertones. Must be the shock.

Lol
Look at this image than look at her pussy.
Her pussy is very close to her butt hole.
They didn't left almost any space in between.


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[DylanPerry]

If he/she/it is XY too - not probs with pregnancy if the dom splits, right?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. Poor logic surely.
Most of these hos, the smart ones anyway, are on the pill as extra precaution.
If dom were to split, I think you should be more worried about STDs, considering this lot are statistically considerably higher risk 

[DylanPerry]

Lol
Look at this image than look at her pussy.
Her pussy is very close to her butt hole.
They didn't left almost any space in between.


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Good spot. I never even thought of that one.
Fuck me, when heshe is curling one out, the vag is in serious danger 
Ok now I'm just being childish, and that's a fucking grim image.

I'm weirdly curious about this...I'm thinking they somehow moved hisher anus? lol. For one reason or t'other. Madness.

[Fuzzyduck]

Good spot. I never even thought of that one.
Fuck me, when heshe is curling one out, the vag is in serious danger 
Ok now I'm just being childish, and that's a fucking grim image.

I'm weirdly curious about this...I'm thinking they somehow moved hisher anus? lol. For one reason or t'other. Madness.

Indeed. I think you need to go to bed now, mate!

Great work between you and Holland. Cheers

[Parking]

I had this chick on my HL for a while but never went ahead to see her...thank god I didn't

[oinki]

Sad times for me if this is true. I never noticed anything masculine during my punt but Im no post op expert. Would have expected lube to be a necessity for post ops?

[DylanPerry]

That's another post op vagina myth. Although there is one (or more?) type(s) of fluid down there that a "cis" woman can produce, that a post op can't...there are ones they can. I.e. does self lubricate.

Just seen you've been a member on here since 2011. Punting at least 7 years. Wow, you certainly need to get your spidey senses up lol. You even went down on himher  and didn't notice anything. Were the lights off or something? lol

[OakTree]

Very suspicious

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I don’t think that line between the anus and ball bag is scarring but more likely the perineal raphae. It’s a ridge of tissue due to the scrotum forming as a foetus. It does sometimes occur in females though.

It was something I became aware of when quite a few years ago I was banging a WG in doggy and looking down I saw the very same line or ridge. I’d already had some suspicions as the punt went along. When I got home I looked it up and my suspicions were confirmed.

Actually I’ll take that back. I didn’t realise the anus was so close to the vagina. That is very odd. It certainly does look like scarring.

[oinki]

That's another post op vagina myth. Although there is one (or more?) type(s) of fluid down there that a "cis" woman can produce, that a post op can't...there are ones they can. I.e. does self lubricate.

Just seen you've been a member on here since 2011. Punting at least 7 years. Wow, you certainly need to get your spidey senses up lol. You even went down on himher  and didn't notice anything. Were the lights off or something? lol

Fair enough, as someone said above, felt like a pussy, looked like a pussy and  i dont have enough experience w post op porn to know better so a bit pointless to bring up how long i have been a member here?  Not sure how trying to ridicule a fellow punter is helpful other than being a dick? I asked in PM for you to confirm the first name of the person which you did not want to because it might out you. How would that out you if its in PM. No logic to that so its good to know that you are of no help.

[DylanPerry]

OakTree,
V interesting stuff, regardless of you taking it back. lol.

Fair enough, as someone said above, felt like a pussy, looked like a pussy and  i dont have enough experience w post op porn to know better so a bit pointless to bring up how long i have been a member here?  Not sure how trying to ridicule a fellow punter is helpful other than being a dick? I asked in PM for you to confirm the first name of the person which you did not want to because it might out you. How would that out you if its in PM. No logic to that so its good to know that you are of no help.

- I have no experience with post op porn either 🤨 Dno if you're trying to have a dig or what.
- Point in bringing up that you've been punting for 7 years is that you probably have a much higher "body count" than the average man, and thus experience with the female body. You should therefore know when something ain't right.
- I don't know what you're trying to achieve by PMing me, and then exposing said PMs on the thread 🤨 but you certainly haven't made me regret my in-the-moment character judgement, which made me give no further info.
I already explained how that could out me in PMs.

As said in PMs:
1) in reply to you randomly messaging and asking to confirm hisher real name--

"Morning,

There's no need for me to say any more, especially when it could out my 'real' identity, as the evidence is beyond conclusive.

Axe"

2) In reply to you raising the same question here about outing when it's just PMs etc (which makes it even more odd that you would ask the question again on the thread 🤔)--

"Because I don't know you from Adam, and have never even come across you on the forum before.
The way you're acting, defensive/denial and all, you could well be in cahoots with himher in one form or the other (and no I'm not accusing you of being a tout/pimp etc, you could simply have a casual line of communication with himher, as I do with a small number of prossies/regulars).
You then go back to himher and say this bloke username Axelrod exposed you as a post op, he knows you from 'real life' as XXXX. If I were to confirm the name, it would be fairly obvious within which environment I know himher from. As I said there's one of 4 people I could be, and given my comment history, it could be whittled down which specific one I am.

Simples.

Regardless of all that, the photographic evidence alone is conclusive. So no need for you to confirm anything otherwise really.

Don't question or PM me again, I definitely won't have the decency to give such a comprehensive reply in future.

As you were  "

*I am aware that there is a no c&ping of PMs policy, although I'm sure there shouldn't be issue with copying my side alone.


You licked a mangled up penis. Take it on the chin and move on.

[oinki]

I have moved on and clearly rather regret the punt. Probably rubbed off given that i didnt need the salt in the wound. Passing a comment that i have been punting for seven years but assuming I have done so consistenly and seen a vast amount of women is a bit presumptious I also think it is easier said than done considering that Im not by nature  thinking is this a post op and need to look for signs, certainly I will following this incident. I sent a pm to you on the details i saw and know anyways so I will leave it at that and whether it is the same person or not that you know, I guess we will never know.

Edit - Sent you a pm to have confirmed for you if its the same person that you know,  just trying to be helpful but nvm.

[DylanPerry]

I have moved on and clearly rather regret the punt. Probably rubbed off given that i didnt need the salt in the wound. Passing a comment that i have been punting for seven years but assuming I have done so consistenly and seen a vast amount of women is a bit presumptious I also think it is easier said than done considering that Im not by nature  thinking is this a post op and need to look for signs, certainly I will following this incident. I sent a pm to you on the details i saw and know anyways so I will leave it at that and whether it is the same person or not that you know, I guess we will never know.

Edit - Sent you a pm to have confirmed for you if its the same person that you know,  just trying to be helpful but nvm.

Even the number of women as per your review count of 13, would put you firmly ahead of the average man's number of sexual partners during his lifetime! But I don't know why we're playing semantics.

In general, signs are not obvious...or at least there isn't a definitive blueprint. However this one, in my opinion, is very much to the most obvious end of the spectrum given the scarring...and you went down there also. But lesson learnt for you and I guess you won't be as innocent in the future if you're unlucky enough to be in that predicament again.

[DylanPerry]

See below, extract from my long reply on the other positive review.
I've taken these two points out as they address cunningman's points in particular.
Feel free to click into the quote and see my full rant.

- What's certain is the old "If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck." now has more emphasis on probably.

- As for the you had a good time so what's the issue argument...boy, the jury is out on that type of attitude. Some, or dare I say most, of us men...simply don't want to fuck a being that used to be a man (or some would say, is still a man). Simples. & it is deceptive.

I don't think I need to say much more on the matter, now.

[ash78]

The only way to actually check if the girl is post op tg, is to finger her and try to feel the cervical mouth. If it's there she's definitely a girl. If there's only a tissue wall then you know it's a TG. Can be a bit tricky to find but it's there in girls.

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[DylanPerry]

The only way to actually check if the girl is post op tg, is to finger her and try to feel the cervical mouth. If it's there she's definitely a girl. If there's only a tissue wall then you know it's a TG. Can be a bit tricky to find but it's there in girls.

Would not be suprised if the surgeons found a way to tie something at the back and replicate that and all.

Also you might piss off or even hurt some of the 'real' women with painful fingering! lol

[ash78]

Would not be suprised if the surgeons found a way to tie something at the back and replicate that and all.

Also you might piss off or even hurt some of the 'real' women with painful fingering! lol

Well in that case, thank god I'm a healthcare professional and I know what I'm doing! And the cervix mouth doesn't have any nerve endings so it's not painful, just feels ticklish.

[mrhappypants]

Thanks OP.
I noticed very evident big scar/discoloration around her pussy in her PG images. 
Post op trans or just a surgery? 
Op did you notice anything strange in her?

At the risk of attracting an accusation of being “powercrazed” from James999 - Oinki, please indicate if you agree to the title of this review being changed to indicate a TS SP?

[oinki]

No issues with this being changed to make it clear for others!

[DylanPerry]

Well in that case, thank god I'm a healthcare professional and I know what I'm doing! And the cervix mouth doesn't have any nerve endings so it's not painful, just feels ticklish.

That's what I thought after GCSE biology and what not 
But anecdotally, seems some chicks do feel pain there. But also had polar opposite and some are able to have alleged "c-spot" orgasms 🤔
I guess it's similar to getting deep dicked. Some like that pressure against the cervix, some despise it.

[mrhappypants]

No issues with this being changed to make it clear for others!

 

[winkywanky]

The only way to actually check if the girl is post op tg, is to finger her and try to feel the cervical mouth. If it's there she's definitely a girl. If there's only a tissue wall then you know it's a TG. Can be a bit tricky to find but it's there in girls.

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Just add a few sprinkles and that's a Strawberry Krispy Kreme doughnut   

[rage666]

it's a man 

[Sinz]

it's a man 

At least you were man enough to post that useless comment after 3 years of being on here.

[airrift2010]

The only way to actually check if the girl is post op tg, is to finger her and try to feel the cervical mouth. If it's there she's definitely a girl. If there's only a tissue wall then you know it's a TG. Can be a bit tricky to find but it's there in girls.

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This is what I used to think. Then about a year ago I enjoyed an hour with a hot and well reviewed Forum darling, was fingering her and it was virtually empty in there, I’ve never felt one like it before or since. I’m 99.9% certain she’s all woman, and I’ve never read a claim to the contrary on here, but it’s always played on my mind.

Please no asking who it was, I’m not telling other than to say I didn’t leave a review anywhere, and even if it turned out she was post op it wouldn’t bother me in the slightest. But I’d be interested to know if anyone else has ever experienced the same thing with a genetic woman.

[mightymunce]

At least you were man enough to post that useless comment after 3 years of being on here.

Since trolling those who are legitimate members, follow the rules but don't use the site in the way you want them to....this what I get from my g/fs....hunnie 

[Sinz]

Since trolling those who are legitimate members, follow the rules but don't use the site in the way you want them to....this what I get from my g/fs....hunnie 

Useless twat 

[DylanPerry]

This is what I used to think. Then about a year ago I enjoyed an hour with a hot and well reviewed Forum darling, was fingering her and it was virtually empty in there, I’ve never felt one like it before or since. I’m 99.9% certain she’s all woman, and I’ve never read a claim to the contrary on here, but it’s always played on my mind.

Please no asking who it was, I’m not telling other than to say I didn’t leave a review anywhere, and even if it turned out she was post op it wouldn’t bother me in the slightest. But I’d be interested to know if anyone else has ever experienced the same thing with a genetic woman.

Not experienced, but no need for panic imo. One of, or both, relatively 'short' fingering technique /// 'long' vagina.
I can recall never hitting or getting anyway near that part when I was an innocent teenager going gently, gently with lucky (or perhaps unlucky 🤣) young women way back when.

[mightymunce]

Useless twat 

Wait until Saturday...
I am.prepared to.risk my marriage to type a review on the computer to feed your insatiable tourettes laden appetite for a review 

[Fuzzyduck]

Wait until Saturday...
I am.prepared to.risk my marriage to type a review on the computer to feed your insatiable tourettes laden appetite for a review 

Oh you tease. I hope you're good for it. Folk who say they'll review and then don't are complete cun... well you know the rest.

[lewishamguy]

His/her latest AW feedback from a fluffy punter 

shayjigg (26)   20/11/2018 22:12   Seeking Services

    Incredible girl, so sexy. Amazing ass, amazing kisser. Couldn’t get enough. I wish I could keep her to myself. Best experience ever

[samtor]

The only way to actually check if the girl is post op tg, is to finger her and try to feel the cervical mouth. If it's there she's definitely a girl. If there's only a tissue wall then you know it's a TG. Can be a bit tricky to find but it's there in girls.

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The things one learns on UKP...

[lebon121]

The only way to actually check if the girl is post op tg, is to finger her and try to feel the cervical mouth. If it's there she's definitely a girl. If there's only a tissue wall then you know it's a TG. Can be a bit tricky to find but it's there in girls.

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Yes this the only way to know if the SP is a Girl by nature or by Surgery .

[DylanPerry]

His/her latest AW feedback from a fluffy punter 

lol banter. Clearly he doesn't have much of an ass as well.
Deluded.

[Fuzzyduck]

Some developments on her blog my fellow internet trolls.

[JamesRockford]

Just read her blog post which puts her side of the TS allegation. (Not sure how to paste screenshot of it in here)

I'll let the TS experts slug it out.

[winkywanky]

Disclaimer: I'm not an expert (but how many here are?)

Firstly, I haven't seen this SP. But from what I can see there's nothing to stop me thinking this is a girl with a boyish figure. That is to say she's not not tits & arse and she doesn't have wide hips. Not all girls do. Similarly some girls can have a relatively masculine face, and some boys can be pretty boys! All part of life's rich tapestry.

As for the close-ups of her behind and her pussy, well I must confess I thought that may be effectively bleaching of her skin, to do with regularly using depilation creams such as Veet. However, she maintains that it's Vitiligo. That is indeed possible.

And her pussy being 'too close to her arsehole'? I think that's just the fact that everyone's made a little differently, and that goes for both boys and girls. IF she'd had gender reassignment surgery to remove a cock & balls to re-fashion into a vagina, I think if anything her pussy would be further away from her arse, not closer. Male readers: reach down to your perineum and feel where your arsehole is in relation to your cock, and also try to get a sense of your 'cock-root', ie your penis enters your body and continues inside. As far as I know, when such surgery occurs a vagina is fashioned out of the discarded cock-tissue and then takes the place of where this internal part of the cock used to be. It's certainly not right next to your arsehole.

Again, looking very closely at her pics, I cannot see any scarring whatsoever around her pussy. I think however good a surgeon might be, there will always be at least some very slight scarring. I seem to remember someone posting up some pictures of another AW girl who DID used to be a man recently? Although the surgeon had done a good job, you could definitely see some scarring, and you could see 'how he did it'.

None of this applies to the pictures of this lady, as far as I can see?

This is a punter's forum of course, and populated almost entirely of horny men who are constantly judging and being critical of women - that's fair enough, so long as it doesn't go too far. But whatever else might be thought of this girl, this is (at the moment at least) her livelihood. So please, tread carefully.