Miss Alley81 massage - Larne - County Antrim

[Roman77]

After initial contact through the UKP link provided communication with Alley was easy and a date and time arranged.  On the day received a text with details of where to go.  The location is discreet.  The room was warm, with soft lighting, music and massage table. A nice touch was the heated blanket. It was my first experience of four hands, highly recommended. Both ladies are welcoming, appropriately dressed, friendly, funny, chatty and take very good care of you leading to a very relaxed time and finale.  A really enjoyable hour.

[Waterhouse]

Can you provided a link and/or contact details for this SP?  Can you name the two girls? What services took place?

[Goldfinch]

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[Waterhouse]

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Dunno how you do it fella. 

[Goldfinch]

Dunno how you do it fella. 

 

You've not been doing to bad yourself lately-a very helpful 'helper'-keep up the good work.

[Roman77]

Can you provided a link and/or contact details for this SP?  Can you name the two girls? What services took place?

The girls prefer to be discreet for their and your safety. Yondu if you contact them via the link they'll give you all the details.  Very prompt at replying. 

[Waterhouse]

The girls prefer to be discreet for their and your safety. Yondu if you contact them via the link they'll give you all the details.  Very prompt at replying. 

Wasn't for me, was for the benefit of other members in NI. Thanks to Mr GF for posting it. 

[Goldfinch]

Thanks to Mr GF for posting it. 

 

[Roman77]

No problem. I'm not sure how to post a link. Bit of a learning curve for me.

[STAR-LORD]

Dunno how you do it fella. 

He flies about like a busy 🐦, so he's fast at fetching things. 

[alley]

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😉😉

[Goldfinch]

He flies about like a busy 🐦, so he's fast at fetching things. 

I was wondering when you were going to join the party.

[Goldfinch]

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😉😉

 

[STAR-LORD]

I was wondering when you were going to join the party.

Are they serving 🍰, snacks, soft drinks and 🍺 at this UKP nest party? If not I'm not joining. 

[STAR-LORD]

No problem. I'm not sure how to post a link. Bit of a learning curve for me.

I'm assuming the booking took place at Co antrim?  (considering Finchy & Yondu hasn't asked yet).

[Goldfinch]

Are they serving 🍰, snacks, soft drinks and 🍺 at this UKP nest party? If not I'm not joining. 

Yes,but not for eating-it's a 'sploshing' party.

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[Goldfinch]

I'm assuming the booking took place at Co antrim?  (considering Finchy & Yondu hasn't asked yet).

It looks likely,as the other 2 reviews were-maybe the op or Alley herself could confirm.

[alley]

It looks likely,as the other 2 reviews were-maybe the op or Alley herself could confirm.

Hi there what can I help you with this evening boys x

[Goldfinch]

Hi there what can I help you with this evening boys x

We're just trying to establish if the booking took place in Co.Antrim,so it can be added to the topic title.

[alley]

We're just trying to establish the location that Roman77 saw you,so it can be added to the topic title.

Aw ok love. We are based in larne at the mo we aren’t all harbour rats 🤣🤣 and I can assure you we don’t have any extra or missing limbs and the inbreeding has finally stopped 😂

[Goldfinch]

Aw ok love. We are based in larne at the mo we aren’t all harbour rats 🤣🤣 and I can assure you we don’t have any extra or missing limbs and the inbreeding has finally stopped 😂

 

[alley]

Better hear from you soon boys lol have an awesome nite think of us poor girls working all nite 😉

[STAR-LORD]

Better hear from you soon boys lol have an awesome nite think of us poor girls working all nite 😉

You 2 do realise you can take the flirtations over to UKE now, don't you? 

[Goldfinch]

You 2 do realise you can take the flirtations over to UKE now, don't you? 

 

[alley]

You 2 do realise you can take the flirtations over to UKE now, don't you? 

Sorry sir I shall leave this thread (for now) 😉

[STAR-LORD]

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[Goldfinch]

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[STAR-LORD]

Sorry sir I shall leave this thread (for now) 😉

Thanks, but I'm no sir, I'm just a monkey with a wrench, and a pain in the @ss - who's known to derail threads. 

This review is in regards to yourself, so it's not necessary to leave it. Besides you confirmed the location you work from, where the reviewer didn't.  Just be careful not to be seen as 'touting' or 'flirtatious' on here (as that's appropriate for UKE ), and things should be hunky dory. 

Anyhow I'm in Wales, so I'll leave this thread for now. 

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[alley]

Thanks, but I'm no sir, I'm just a monkey with a wrench, and a pain in the @ss - who's known to derail threads. 

This review is in regards to yourself, so it's not necessary to leave it. Besides you confirmed the location you work from, where the reviewer didn't.  Just be careful not to be seen as 'touting' or 'flirtatious' on here (as that's appropriate for UKE ), and things should be hunky dory. 

Anyhow I'm in Wales, so I'll leave this thread for now. 

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Oh so you are admin we deliberately don’t put our location on ads for discretion as Northern Ireland is a small place I’d rather it wasn’t advertised

[STAR-LORD]

Nope, I'm not the boss. If I was, we'd all be f@#ked! 

I just stick to the ground rules. 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=1.0
(Refer to paragraphs 3, 4 and 6)

I have no interest in anyone being 'outed' as it's a cardinal sin in this industry. But a service provider name & rough (but not exact location) is required in a review title.