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Author Topic: Times when you should have walked but didn't  (Read 1626 times)

Offline SirFrank

Have you ever had a punt where you should have walked but for whatever reason you didn't (and maybe you still kick yourself)? I've mentioned it before on here but I have walked in the past but one punt in particular sticks out for me and even now it makes me shudder with revulsion. I was in Bristol with work and spent a few days scanning AW. I found a girl who claimed to have been voted sexiest lap dancer in 2 different clubs in Bristol and was a glamour model. Pics were cleverly taken and no clear face pics in public gallery.

Anyway she looked sexy and great comms so I took a punt. When she opened the from door she said oh I'm still getting ready. I took one look and thought what the fuck. She looked like she'd just woken up. She had a tiny dress on that showed her arse cheeks. Oh my god - more lard than you could wave a shitty stick at. I can only assume that the sexiest lap dancer award was 3 years and 3 stone ago. Even now I still don't know why I didn't walk.

I was in her bedroom and still thinking get the fuck out. She stripped off and had a fanny like a butchers dustbin. Man I fucking hate myself. Anyway it seemed like I had missed the chance to get the fuck out of dodge. I ended up tugging myself off just so I could get out of there. She also told me she was moving to London soon to be a glamour model. She obviously never did because she was advertising in south west region for a year or so afterwards. Without wanting to be too harsh she needed to lose about 3-4 stone to be a glamour model. She had potential and I'm sure of she was much slimmer she'd probably look like ayo bokkini (porn star).

Just thinking about that night makes me nauseous. I'm worse than shit me
« Last Edit: January 21, 2014, 09:49:48 PM by SirFrank »
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Offline smiths

Have you ever had a punt where you should have walked but for whatever reason you didn't (and maybe you still kick yourself)? I've mentioned it before on here but I have walked in the past but one punt in particular sticks out for me and even now it makes me shudder with revulsion. I was in Bristol with work and spent a few days scanning AW. I found a girl who claimed to have been voted sexiest lap dancer in 2 different clubs in Bristol and was a glamour model. Pics were cleverly taken and no clear face pics in public gallery.

Anyway she looked sexy and great comms so I took a punt. When she opened the from door she said oh I'm still getting ready. I took one look and thought what the fuck. She looked like she'd just woken up. She had a tiny dress on that showed her arse cheeks. Oh my god - more lard than you could wave a shitty stick at. I can only assume that the sexiest lap dancer award was 3 years and 3 stone ago. Even now I still don't know why I didn't walk.

I was in her bedroom and still thinking get the fuck out. She stripped off and had a fanny like a butchers dustbin. Man I fucking hate myself. Anyway it seemed like I had missed the chance to get the fuck out of dodge. I ended up tugging myself off just so I could get out of there. She also told me she was mo in to London soon to be a glamour model. She obviously never did because she was avert using south west for a year or so afterwards. Without wanting to be too harsh she needed to lose about 3-4 stone to be a glamour model. She had potential and I'm sure of she was much slimmer she'd probably look like ayo bokkini (porn star).

Just thinking about that night makes me nauseous. I'm worse than shit me

Countless times in my earlier punting days when i stayed and punted whatever including with WGs that made Susan Boyle look attractive. My view then was its a punt and i have paid so might as well make the best of it.

Nowadays i have to fancy a WG and she has to have a good friendly attitude or i am off.

Roland D Hay

Countless times in my earlier punting days when i stayed and punted whatever including with WGs that made Susan Boyle look attractive. My view then was its a punt and i have paid so might as well make the best of it.

Nowadays i have to fancy a WG and she has to have a good friendly attitude or i am off.

My problem is that there have been a couple of times were the friendly attitude has made me overlook the fact that I didn't fancy her. Note to self... They have never been good punts.

Here is my review of a time that I should have walked, I lost count of how many warning signs there were, but ... actually I have no excuse I was just stupid!

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=18764.0

Offline NIK

Dozens upon dozens of times!

As it is I've only ever walked about half a dozen times at the most.

Should have walked on my first punt of last year in August when I saw a fat minger in Rotherham.


One of my earlier punts, I should have walked the moment she opened the door.

We had had great comms via e-mail first, she looked stunning in her pics and services/outfit was all agreed upon.
When I arrived I was greeted by a woman who looked late 50's early sixties at the youngest , whereas her profile on AW stated mid thirties, and she wasn't the lady in the pictures. She wasn't terrible looking for her age, but not my cup of tea.
Being my third or fourth punt, I was to nervous to leave and went in.
She took me upstairs (nice house in the country), stripped off, stripped me off and we got on the bed. I have tried to blank put the subsequent two hours as it was dominated by some of the harshest handjobs I've had. A couple of times she climbed on for sex, but she seemed intent on letting her hands do most of the work. It was a loooong two hours, and I was clock watching.
After the two hours were up, I got dressed and left, feeling a little dazed and a little sore  :(
To add insult to injury, I realized afterwards that she bore a striking resemblance to my dads partner (late 60's), and for months afterwards family gatherings were awkward for me. I'd look at her and shudder.

It was after that punt that I started to search further on the internet for info on escorts. I came across a forum that had pages on this woman, about how the pics are fake, and how bad her services are.
Since then, I have done my pre punt research more fully, and never had a punt that I felt the need to walk. Lesson learnt!

Offline DaveMugabe

In the days before t'internet I saw an ad in the Sport for an agency called lotus escorts.  Phoned up and asked for description.  The girl on the phone had a fantastically sexy voice.

The description she gave was not getting to the point, so I asked whether the prossie was fat, thin or what.  The girl on the phone said "she is verrrrrry curvy" is such a sexy way that my cock did the thinking for me (I was also quite naive in them days).  So booked her and turned up for the appointment at the correct time.

When I saw the prossie, I realised what currrrrvy meant.  She must have been 30 stone or something!!  Cant remember much else about her.

By then I was fully controlled by my cock and went ahead with the booking.  Could only do her doggy and also did my first anal.

Still regret the punt and shudder thinking about it.

Offline PD11

Too many to mention!

Alternatively, have you ever gone to a punt where the reviews are shit but you've just gone cos you've had confirmation the girl is fit and your not really arsed about service.

I have. Just as fucking futile and brain dead a task that.

Offline jooldude

Quite a few but the worst was sex girl Sophie in Lincoln why the fuck didn't I walk I will never know. Our dicks really do have the power to remove all reason from our brains - well mine anyway.

Little brain leads the charge so a few I should have walked on but just wasn't allowed to.

Offline the_exile

Here is my review of a time that I should have walked, I lost count of how many warning signs there were, but ... actually I have no excuse I was just stupid!

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=18764.0

Though from reading your review, it turned out OK-ish - the location wasn't good but the sex was alright.


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