Author Topic: Courtessa of Morley FBSM  (Read 2382 times)


18 review(s) for Courtessa (15 positive, 2 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]
2 review(s) for Courtesa Ele Ven (1 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by mrfishyfoo]

Offline anotherwoody69

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I had tried a couple of times whilst visiting Leeds to book Courtessa but with no success, emails read but not answered. Third time lucky she replied she was available on the date I wanted, this was back in October. Swapped some email and texts on the day.
I now know she’s selective who she sees (she says) and only works when she feels like it (she has regular job almost full time I believe), so takes appointments as and when.
I originally fancied seeing another local provider who wasn’t available and Courtessa was a second choice.

Works from her home in Morely, easy to find just off the main road it’s a newish conversation and she has a small one bedroom place on the ground floor, parking in front of her place was free.
The place is quite a jumble, packed with stuff (lives with the boyfriend apparently – he was out) and has the air of a semi -hippy style to me. An assortment of odds and sods everywhere, the bedroom whilst having a decent sized bed has clothes and crap piled up everywhere. She also has a fat cat and a couple of terrapins in a tank neither of which showed me the slightest interest  :cool:

Physically she was a disappointment.
I was in two minds at the start about walking, but having just made the rush hour journey over from Leeds and little Woody needing some release I carried on, it’s only a message and wank I thought.
She has recently updated her pictures and that gives a much better idea of what you’re getting. She’s quite chunky now, probably a 14/16 with a round chubby face.
Physically for me, did nothing.
(When I walked in one of the first things she said was “do I look as you expected”, so she’s obviously had some feedback there.)

Stripped off and onto the bed, face down. The bed-cover smelt heavy of coconut oil, obviously not cleaned.
She disrobed leaving just her knickers on, heavy bush from what I could see. No offer of a shower, but I was glad I’d had one before setting off as the general feeling of the place with the junk and crap everywhere (think student digs days) made me feel the bathroom would be similar.

The massage itself was okay, more kneading and muscle relaxing than light or sensual. Started on the legs and then moved on to the back area.
She rabbited on during the early part, mainly about “new-age” and complimentary healthcare stuff to which I politely offered occasional replies before suggesting I was drifting off in a relaxed state and would probably not be responding much, so she went quiet for a while.

Having finished my back, with a few CC swipes and some light anal play, she pulled me into a position on all fours and I knew at that point she was going to shove her tongue in my arse. What I didn’t expect was an application of coconut oil (which she obviously loves) first. The amount she used and her quite light probing combined didn’t really do much for me; I’ve had much better rimming. Still, can’t complain I guess, not everyone is happy to stick their tongue in your arse.

A quick turn over and she followed on with more massage to the legs and worked her way onto my chest before starting to tease woody junior into an erect state.

Next up, OWO, which was fine. Again, nothing massively wrong as its more GFE than PSE so little or no deep throat and use of the hand. However, once again she applied a ton of coconut oil. At this point she was almost between my legs, slightly off to one side, so I would cup and squeeze her tits but zero access further down and no effort to facilitate a bit more exploration was offered or made.

As I moved to the vinegar strokes I managed to remove her hands and fucked her mouth a little more, which she took, before depositing a weeks’ worth of muck.
She pulled off and disappeared into the bathroom to spit.

Not offered a shower at the end, not that I would have taken one, just a glass of water (declined) and I was dressed and off out into the evening smelling of coconut oil.

Total time spent, probably 55 minutes and paid for an hour at £90.

In summary then, massage was okay to good, OWO was acceptable and it scratched an itch. On the downside, she’s a bit of a porker and not the most attractive face, room and house in general is a student style tip and feels like it needs a dam good clean which detracts, for me, the experience a little.

Neutral, I wouldn’t go back but would recommend to others with the above caveats.



 




Offline marksmith1986

Slightly disappointing as I always meant to see her but between her comms and dates not being able to match up, never got round to it. Shame she has put on some weight as her services sounds ideal for me

Offline p3ngu1n

Cheers for this review OP. I was going to consider her for my "alternative" punting days, especially seeing as massage with HE options are thin on the ground, but I shan't bother after reading that.  :(
There's something about her face which reminds me of the Ninja Turtles!

Offline muffin

I did get a finger in her pussy years ago... it bloody stunk

Offline ISTS2005


There's something about her face which reminds me of the Ninja Turtles!

 :lol:

Offline wristjob

Can somebody link my review on her old account?

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=22528.0

I'm actually a bit surprised I reviewed her as well as I did. Hygiene doesn't seem high on her radar and almost 5 years ago she'd chunked up a fair bit.

Offline mrfishyfoo

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Can somebody link my review on her old account?

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=22528.0

I'm actually a bit surprised I reviewed her as well as I did. Hygiene doesn't seem high on her radar and almost 5 years ago she'd chunked up a fair bit.

Done.  :hi: :hi:

Offline JackTheStripper