Farrah Xo, Birmingham : Just Plain Bad

[blueeyed adonis]

The Girl 

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The Venue ; Hotel Hagley Road , Birmingham.

 Had some spare time and cash so i started to look for a nice WG to pass an hour with . Came across Farrah's profile and she looked good so i thought id give her a go . What transpired was one of the biggest non events ive had . Firstly im not sure the girl in the profile is the girl i saw . The girl in the profile has a long kind of face , the girl i saw had a more pear drop face . The girl i saw seemed a lot broader in the beam. I have to agree with the review of BP96 when he says he got the feeling she didnt want to be there , trying lots of tactics to waste time . She was very matter of factish and told me to undress and lie on the bed . I tried to kiss her but a peck was all that was on offer . She proceeded to do some lap dance type moves in front of me that IMO was totally un-errotic . Her profile says lets kiss and touch each other . That didn't happen in my visit . Any attempt to touch her met with a brush away from her hand or her moving out of range . No fingers she said , fair enough but what she was really saying was no fingers within a foot of her crouch. She proceeded to sit on me reverse cowgirl style (no penetration) and poured baby oil all down her arse crack and rubbed herself over my cock . Every time i went to grab her arse she would move out of range . I was getting more and more bored . For the first time ever i couldn't get the old man to attention in the presence of a naked lady . She can talk for England (about nothing) and she mentioned her love of coke and partying . All this made her less and less attractive to me  and and even a sloppy bj couldnt get me aroused.  Like her i think i just wanted it to end . She asked me if i wanted to go down on her and when i said no ( i usually like this activity) she said that a "real" man would do it . I should have walked at that point as i couldnt believe she would say that to a customer . I am mild mannered but some customers could take serious offence at that comment. I eventually managed to get a semi and shot my load in hurry . She finished off with a useless "massage" and i left feeling my cash would have been spent better else wear . For £160 per hour her service was poor . Maybe she found me physically repulsive . i dont know but as a WG and for that amount she should be prepared to  shag John Merrick. There are others girls around with whom i could have had a much better time and have had a very decent lunch . I hate writing negative reviews and im sure somewhere there is a guy who would love her but in my experience she is just not worth it in any respect . I would not return .



 

[Roadster]

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[boobloverhenry]

Oh dear.

Her pics do look good though.

I'd have changed booking to 30 mins and asked for some money back in a very harsh voice !

These bitches don't want you yelling in a hotel at them !

[Electronica]

Her pictures would really put me off. To me they say “bitch face with attitude” and if I’d had your experience in a hotel I’d have been after a refund for not providing what she advertises. As was said above , they don’t like loud confrontations in hotels and I’d have kicked off big style.