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External Link/Members OnlyYou know what they say "If it sounds too good to be true, then it probaby isn't" Well that certainly applies here.
Comms - Good, answered texts (and final call) promptly.....part of the problem, see later
Venue - Nice central villa type house in centre of Colwyn Bay
Girls - Carol (who's profile it is, about 60 with a face and body showing its age, Cristal around mid 40's with a smashing pair of enhanced tits and a nice enough figure and face.
Action- The door was answered in normal manner with the person hiding behind it, BUT when I walked in it was a bloke of about 60. He said hello and follow me!! I followed him through the hall and kitchen (where there was a lady of about 80 making a cup of tea) to a curtained off room behind kitchen. This is where "the girls" where waiting, he asked if I wanted a drink or something to eat. I thought I'd entered a cafe by mistake
I hand over the money (£100 for a two girl one hour session (I told you it was too good to be true)) to Carol who dissapeared with the guy and left me and Cristal, I went in for a kiss, but was given a cheek (reminded me of my aunt Beth), so concentrated on getting her lovely tits out to play with. Carol comes back and tells me to strip off and to come and sit between them, like a good boy, I follpwed her instructions,. Cristal starts playing with my cock, whilst Carol starts stroking my thighs. I use my left hand to play with Cristals massive boobs and try to get Carols out from under her top, but I'm told only light touching is allowed. This goes on for about 5 minutes, until a mobile goes off on the table. Carol gets up and answers it. She's telling the caller its £100 for the 2 girl but you can't shag Cristal because she's on her monthly. The first I'd heard of it!!
The caller wants to talk with Cristal so Carol gives her the phone and I'm left there like a numpty siting on my own. Should have got up and walked then
Eventually all is resumed and I'm sat there bewteen them again, I ask "who's going to suck it or fuck it first?" Carol says we can't fuck it, Cristal is on her monthly and its too thick for me....never been told that before, I'm very modest with my size and have never had a problem before. Carol says I'll go upstairs and get a condom, and disapears for 5 mins.
I decide to suck Cristal its while we are waiting, Carol returns with the condom and her husband, who asks Cristal if she wants a bacon butty
Eventually I sat between them again with a condom on and they are both wanking me off, I ask Cristal to suck it. She does and is not too bad at it. After 5 more mins she stops and gets up and sits by my side again, I decide to have another go at her tits, Carol is wanking me off. I ask her to suck it. Well she sort of bent her hand towards it and wanked it faster.
This goes on for a few more minutes, until the f##king phone goes off again and we go through the same procedure as before
After 5another 5 minutes we are all sat down again, I get Cristal to suck me again and have another attempt at finding Carols tits, just starting to get into it when hubby walks in with a plate of bacon butties, and asks if I want one
We are going at it again (them trying to wank me off, and me trying to play with thier tits) when the phone goes off again and Carol gets up.
I say "thats it, I've had enough this is not working for me" and get dressed. When I'm leaving, hubby asks "am I'm sure I don't want a bacon butty?"
All in all spent about 40 minutes there, with these two "ladies" trying to wank me off, whilst answering the phone, ordering their brekkie or talking to hubby. Not a great session
Don't think I'll return, unless its for a bacon butty.
