External Link/Members OnlyThis punt happened about a week or so ago.
Fee paid - £100 for 60 minutes.
After being mucked around by Pocahontas4u (still have to get on that however ... ) I went for an hour with this lady following a glowing review on here. Comms were good, I texted at about 6 asking to meet for an hour at 8. I don't know if it was her doing the comms, but I got an answer straight back agreeing to the meet. (Later, when I was struggling to find the exact address I was texting back and forth and getting prompt answers). I also asked if anal was included in the price and I was told yes. Given what's written on her profile I thought great, I haven't popped my anal cherry, and fancied this might be the time ...
The venue is indeed this slightly weird former shop with blacked out front windows leading into a number of bedrooms. Laura's was at the back and it was clean and tidy, although small and slightly weirdly lacking a window. Oh well: I'm not there for
that view!
Laura greets me at the door and walks me in. She seems friendly and approachable. I ask for a shower and she shows me to what must be the best shower facility I've ever experienced at a London prossie's - admittedly that's a pretty low bar to hurdle. But, it's a proper shower, with good pressure, in a proper cubicle, with temperature you can actually control.
I join her in the room and put the money on the side. She tells me I have beautiful eyes in Spanish, I reply using my very limited Spanish to say thank you and that my Spanish is very bad. She replies to say that her English is very bad also, and, guys, it is. So be aware that this is an issue with this SP: quite a significant communication barrier. (I know we not there to talk but especially in an hour punt I like to be able to exchange basic chatter at least). To be fair she is really friendly and we try to teach each other a few words of each language during the course of the meet.
On to the bed and we start caressing each other. She is clearly a sensual person who enjoys getting physically close and there's a lot of nice touching through the whole punt. She engages in what I can only call SDFK ... Shallow DFK ... enthusiastic use of her tongue but only outside of our mouths. It's a bit weird, to be honest. She starts to explore down my body and, having wiped my cock down with a wet wipe, goes for some OWO which is okay but not mindblowing. A curious aspect is that she gives my cock a wipe in between putting it in her mouth, so, 10 seconds suck, wipe, suck, wipe, suck, wipe. Sweetie, the only thing that's been on my cock since you last wiped it is your mouth, so what is it exactly you're saying here?! She then starts to explore my taint (having wiped it) and then wipes my arsehole - I think if you were hairless down there rimming would be on the cards but I'm pretty hairy and so I a) never expect it and b) it's not massively my cup of tea so I never push for it.
Meanwhile I'm exploring her body with my hands and strip her off to reveal those boobs. Gents, if you believe that those are naturals you need to look again! They're a good job but you can clearly see the scarring around her areolae and if you squeeze them you can feel the implants. No complaints here though and she eagerly pushed her nipples into my mouth. At this point she moves into cowgirl and we swap between that, doggy, mish, and finally back to cowgirl where I shoot my load into the bag. This is good sex: vigorous, enthusiastic, and she gives a good impression that she's genuinely into it.
I decide it's time to return the favour and head south for RO. She stops me before I get there though to give her pussy a wipe, saying 'oh, lube, not good'... anyway, ,I then tuck in and she's lovely and clean tasting and certainly gives a good impression of enjoying it, bucking and writhing, and if she 'comes' implausibly quickly, well, it's less work for me, right?
I'm ready to go again by this point so we restart and move pretty quickly into doggy. Now I'm thinking, this would be a nice time to slide my engorged 6" of disappointing white cock into her inviting back door, right? But I'm happy for the time being, deciding to try to get her turned on by giving her a clit reach-round, which she's happy to have me do. Carry on for a bit, then ask, can we do anal now? And she says no, her stomach is upset.
If her English were better I might have argued the point, although to be fair I'm the kind of person to accept what people say at face value and not get confrontational about it. So I was like oh, okay. I do like it, she says - next time! And I'm like, I dooooon't think there's gonna be a next time love, but hey ho.
Anyway, a bit of a mood killer that, and in any case I was far enough away from finishing again that I felt I couldn't be bothered to carry on, so I pull out and she asks me if I want a massage. Sure, I say. (I mean, I've paid for the time, right?)
And to her credit, this was by a distance the best massage I've ever had from an SP: this girl knows what she is doing, and it went on for a good while too - none of this halfhearted 4 minutes bollocks. Nice and oily, and she got her boobs involved towards the end, although it was mostly a 'proper' massage.
And with that, the hour was up. Actually, I should mention in her favour, because of the confusion over the address, I was 10 minutes late arriving, plus 5 minutes for the shower. I checked my watch at both ends and I did get a full hour in the room. So kudos to her for not chiselling on the time. I got dressed and did my best to chitchat while she stripped the bed ... and then she walked me out ... taking me past a girl sitting in the corner of the front room (what would have been the old shop floor) working on her laptop. My friend, she said, so I said hi, and she said hi, and we smiled at each other, and I carried on out the door with a kiss on the lips goodbye.
Now, I'm pretty brazen and don't really care about these sorts of things, but this girl - perhaps she was an SP or involved with the business but she sure as hell didn't look like it. And I feel that this sort of encounter might well give some of you real pause for concern, and I don't think you'd be wrong. It certainly didn't feel discreet and might have been pretty embarrassing.
In terms of Laura's looks, she's got what I thought was a lovely figure, definitely not a skinny minny, quite voluptuous, curvy but fairly firm with quite a big wobbly bum, nice smooth skin, about 5'5" I'd say. Her face isn't going to win awards, but she's decent enough - like, say, that one in a group of female friends where you wouldn't go back for more but you've got no problem being seen copping off with in the club. And I wouldn't say 40s - mid to late rather than early 30s, but in good nick.
In summary: she's an attractive woman, service oriented, and eager to please. And genuinely Spanish, I would say. This could easily have been a solid-to-good GFE punt, solid value for money with a decent venue and comms. However, I feel I have to give a negative for the following reasons:
- the slightly weird post-punt encounter
- the constant wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe (I'm 100% all for hygiene and cleanliness but it was really quite OTT)
- and crucially refusing services agreed
Nonetheless there was a lot to enjoy - and YMMV. So it's like a negative that's also a cautious recommend. Hey - no one ever said punting was straightforward...
