Questions that I wish were answered honestly

[Bonker]

With all the rubbish that I've seen on profiles that's either irrelevant or less, I had a thought... What if I could choose the set of questions, and, by some miracle had them verified as truthful.

I know it's a fantasy but can't help thinking how much time and money I would save. So here goes with a few, please add your own ideas.

How many years have you taken off your real age?
How many dress sizes have you taken off your actual size?
How much of my money will go to Sergei?

And wouldn't it be good to see all the verification pics?

[jabbawokez]

Agree with all but the verification picture comment. Do you really want to see the chicken get killed and all the processing before you get your meal?

Might want answered:
Why are you really doing this?

[Analist]

I'd like some practical questions answered, like
What are your working hours, and are you available in the weekend? Obvious, but many don't provide this information.
Are there any extras? Another obvious one, not good to be hit by hidden surprises.
Is your list of likes accurate? Or just a shotgun approach to attract punters.
Any restrictions on who you will see?
Is your feedback genuine? Not that you'll get a straight answer.

[Flunt]

With all the rubbish that I've seen on profiles that's either irrelevant or less, I had a thought...

Somebody beat you to that thought and it's the reason why UKP is so popular

[NelsonH]

You have missed the point, I feel.

If you knew everything then it wouldn't be a punt.

[Ali Katt]

I'd like some practical questions answered, like
What are your working hours, and are you available in the weekend? Obvious, but many don't provide this information.
Are there any extras? Another obvious one, not good to be hit by hidden surprises.
Is your list of likes accurate? Or just a shotgun approach to attract punters.
Any restrictions on who you will see?
Is your feedback genuine? Not that you'll get a straight answer.

Agree to most of these. I do like seeing a diary with times available on the main page.

[marcello]

time(i.e. 10AM-8PM) they work, would be nice, very few oblige although it could help their business and reduce calls at times that are unsuitable for them anyway

[Autopunter]

In addition to some asked above, mine would be:

1. Do you really do CIM, anal, facials etc?

2. Are you really at the address you have posted?

3. How are your customer service skills?

4. Will you be off your tits when we meet on various hard drugs?

5. Are you actually the girl advertised?

6. If you hate this job/men, why haven't you left/worked out an exit plan?

7. Are you really a man advertising as a woman (no problems with transgender escorts for those who want them, but tricking straight guys into having sex with you is rightly a crime).

Pretty much covers the most common bad punt scenarios that crossed my mind/memory.