Alice_Rock - Angel, Islington

[kasamaa]

I dunno what you lot are complaining about. She's expensive for my part of the world, but not for London.

Not expensive for London....Shes expensive for the below average looks.

I like sex with chinkybirds, especially those with  ̶t̶i̶t̶s̶  tats

Can totally tell you're not from the city.........sigh

[OutForJustice80]

Not expensive for London....Shes expensive for the below average looks.

Can totally tell you're not from the city.........sigh

Watch out. You’re entering snowflake territory!

[kasamaa]

Watch out. You’re entering snowflake territory!

Snowflake territory is where I live 

[Cuntminion]

I dunno what you lot are complaining about. She's expensive for my part of the world, but not for London.
Next time I'm in London I'll give her a ring
I like sex with chinkybirds, especially those with  ̶t̶i̶t̶s̶  tats

Tats and att


Ask about the dvd for me

[Muzmuz]

Alice has obviously been doing well off the back of UKPunting so has shelled out on some new professional photos.

All the pictures are obviously touched up but she posted one (now been removed from her AW profile) that shows lots of marks on her legs which look quite off putting.

Anyone have any idea what they could be?


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[Waterhouse]

Still looks like a bloke.

[finn5555]

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Hope she didn't pay to much for them they are fucking shit 

[winkywanky]

Alice has obviously been doing well off the back of UKPunting so has shelled out on some new professional photos.

All the pictures are obviously touched up but she posted one (now been removed from her AW profile) that shows lots of marks on her legs which look quite off putting.

Anyone have any idea what they could be?


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Severe carpet burns? 

[winkywanky]

I see what you mean about the touching up. One of those photos has that 'sheen' which such pictures have.

But the one with the leg scarring/scabbing looks like it's pre-touchup, that sheen isn't there. And presumably, were it to be touched up, those scabby bits would be removed.

The redness of them suggest that they're recent, and will probably heal. Anyone know if she plays hockey, or maybe women's rugby? (I'm serious).

Infact, she is just the right size for a hooker  .

[Fuzzyduck]

The airbrushed version is on the profile. Maybe some BDSM going on? People like to do odd (IMO) things. I like the blurring out of the nips and pussy, Asian style. The irony considering what a potty mouth she has.

[LLPunting]

I see what you mean about the touching up. One of those photos has that 'sheen' which such pictures have.

But the one with the leg scarring/scabbing looks like it's pre-touchup, that sheen isn't there. And presumably, were it to be touched up, those scabby bits would be removed.

The redness of them suggest that they're recent, and will probably heal. Anyone know if she plays hockey, or maybe women's rugby? (I'm serious).

Infact, she is just the right size for a hooker  .

Looks like she has typical SE Asian skin which will scar with those mark.  They remind me of grazes caused by bike pedals.
Thanks for the pics, I'm now definately not interested in her look in addition to her attitude as reported by others.

[Waterhouse]

Looks like she has typical SE Asian skin which will scar with those mark.  They remind me of grazes caused by bike pedals.
Thanks for the pics, I'm now definately not interested in her look in addition to her attitude as reported by others.

Unless they are scars from steel-pins having been inserted to to bones for some reason (they're kinda symmetrical in a way), then they do somewhat look like  insect bite scars to me... bed-bugs specifically i.e. two, three or four bites in a row (as it searches for a 'sweetspot' vein). Could be wrong though, they could be from something else I guess? 

[Waterhouse]

Looks like she has typical SE Asian skin which will scar with those mark.  They remind me of grazes caused by bike pedals.
Thanks for the pics, I'm now definately not interested in her look in addition to her attitude as reported by others.

Has anyone checked to see if she's doubled her fees while we've been talking about her? 

[Fuzzyduck]

They remind me of grazes caused by bike pedals.

I wondered that having trashed my shins many times on (or should I say coming off) the mountain bike. However, I'd also expect quite a bit of bruising around the marks.

[Muzmuz]

Thanks for the replies.
If I went to see her I would have to get her to wear stockings to cover up those marks. I don’t mind the odd battle scar but her legs look fucking gross.

[Honestperv]

Seriously that looks like either eczema or bed bugs.

Fucking hell, that is gross. Imagine how many people would catch bed bugs off a hooker if she had them..

[holland]

Seriously that looks like either eczema or bed bugs.

Fucking hell, that is gross. Imagine how many people would catch bed bugs off a hooker if she had them..

Bedbugs are not spread directly from person to person. As stated above, they are spread by travelers and/or people who come in contact with bedding, clothing, or furniture that contains bedbugs. Travelers can have bedbugs infest their luggage and thus can transport bedbugs back to their home. Bedbugs, once established in a residence, can travel to reach individuals through ventilation ducts, water pipes, and even gutters. Bedbugs have even been shown to cross over ceilings and then drop down onto a person to get a blood meal from an individual.

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[Dicky]

Bedbugs are not spread directly from person to person. As stated above, they are spread by travelers and/or people who come in contact with bedding, clothing, or furniture that contains bedbugs. Travelers can have bedbugs infest their luggage and thus can transport bedbugs back to their home. Bedbugs, once established in a residence, can travel to reach individuals through ventilation ducts, water pipes, and even gutters. Bedbugs have even been shown to cross over ceilings and then drop down onto a person to get a blood meal from an individual.

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Bloody hell. Imagine being infested with bed bugs as you lie on her bed.

Or could be self harm scars (cigarette burns?)

[massOmass]

Bloody hell. Imagine being infested with bed bugs as you lie on her bed.

Or could be self harm scars (cigarette burns?)

Tattoos are coming the scars on her arms.

[Fuzzyduck]

Tattoos are coming the scars on her arms.

Do you know this, or can you spot it from the photos (I can't)?

[scutty brown]

I'd guess she's diabetic and those are scars from insulin injections.
The tatoos hide the marks on the upper body

[bristolqwerty]

Fuck me, have we established she’s a she?
Not to my taste and I’m an orientalist.

[OutForJustice80]

I'd guess she's diabetic and those are scars from insulin injections.
The tatoos hide the marks on the upper body

Know a lot of people who inject insulin in their shins do you?

[massOmass]

Do you know this, or can you spot it from the photos (I can't)?

Just a wild guess only she will know. Surprised she hasn't fired back too busy on photoshop I would imagine.

[holland]

Just a wild guess only she will know. Surprised she hasn't fired back too busy on photoshop I would imagine.

She is banned here.
The only thing she is capable of is raising her rates of £20 for about half day till her phone stops completely to ring 
She is a very grumpy girl. No wonder why she was not loved as child as she claims

[Fuzzyduck]

She is banned here.

Even though, she's been banned at least 2 or 3 times already I'm sure she's lurking somewhere. She can't help herself.

[Muzmuz]

Even though, she's been banned at least 2 or 3 times already I'm sure she's lurking somewhere. She can't help herself.

Looks like Alice is still around. 

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[Dicky]

Looks like Alice is still around. 

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One of those three assertions is right 

[magnetico]

Still looks like a bloke.

My thoughts as well 

[LLPunting]

One of those three assertions is right 

At last she's admitted the truth. 

[holland]

She is banned here.
The only thing she is capable of is raising her rates of £20 for about half day till her phone stops completely to ring 
She is a very grumpy girl. No wonder why she was not loved as child as she claims

Lol she is back at £160 

[Dicky]

Some nasty photoshop later...the scars on her legs are gone   

 Also a £50 discount available for an appointment made more than 24 hours prior....so effectively £110 for the hour now....suffering from a really dusty phone, looks like 

I look at her profile every once in a while out of morbid curiosity and a pic on her gallery makes her look like a triad member with manboobs...notice the similarity...lol    :





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[Waterhouse]

Some nasty photoshop later...the scars on her legs are gone   

 Also a £50 discount available for an appointment made more than 24 hours prior....so effectively £110 for the hour now....suffering from a really dusty phone, looks like 

I look at her profile every once in a while out of morbid curiosity and a pic on her gallery makes her look like a triad member with manboobs...notice the similarity...lol    :

Like I mentioned before.... Geezer. 
 'Nuf said.

[scutty brown]

looks more like a female > male partial TS
taking the steroids, but not had the surgery

[The Film Director]

Some nasty photoshop later...the scars on her legs are gone   

 Also a £50 discount available for an appointment made more than 24 hours prior....so effectively £110 for the hour now....suffering from a really dusty phone, looks like 

I look at her profile every once in a while out of morbid curiosity and a pic on her gallery makes her look like a triad member with manboobs...notice the similarity...lol    :







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Not that I'm particularly interested, but it says up to £50 off for advance bookings, for the hour it's only £20 off i.e. £160/hr, but probably better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick and a business practice I could support   

[DragonAgeInquisition]

thats a shame her profile has disappeared, i really wanted to see her 

[LLPunting]

thats a shame her profile has disappeared, i really wanted to see her 

If you leave your contact details here I'm sure she'll be in touch 

[DragonAgeInquisition]

If you leave your contact details here I'm sure she'll be in touch 

 

The search for a quality east asian to tick off the list continues... regret not making the most of my Thailand trip 

[holland]

She wasn't set to last.
She was overpriced, unattractive and arrogant, a victim of her own greed.

[claretandblue]

She wasn't set to last.
She was overpriced, unattractive and arrogant, a victim of her own greed.

+1

[LLPunting]

She wasn't set to last.
She was overpriced, unattractive and arrogant, a victim of her own greed.

That may be your Xmas ish but I strongly suspect she's just on hols only to return to her adoring fans for more fleecing. 

[Waterhouse]

That may be your Xmas ish but I strongly suspect she's just on hols only to return to her adoring mugs for more fleecing. 

[Kikibear]

thats a shame her profile has disappeared, i really wanted to see her 

I had a booking agreed for today made before Xmas and went to the postcode she had sent but no response on arrival. Wish I had read this thread before booking as she sounds like an unstable punter hating bitch

[winkywanky]

She wasn't set to last.
She was overpriced, unattractive and arrogant, a victim of her own greed.

Nor were you, you wanker, unattractive and arrogant.

A victim of your own nastiness 

[Clooney]

Nor were you, you wanker, unattractive and arrogant.

A victim of your own nastiness 

I’m not one for joining the occasional mobs with pitchforks on here, but that response is totally out of proportion to a pretty reasonable assumption of her character.

You need to have a look at where you are. Yes, there can occasionally be a mob mentality here. It is one reason I don’t review as much any more, but this is a valuable and valid place to share punting intel. You sound like you’re white knighting, and that brings your validity into doubt.

I personally was all up for seeing her, and a previous poor review wasn’t enough to dissuade me. Her insane response to this board on her profile tipped me over however.

She seems at very least unpleasant and subsequent pictures have revealed a bit very attractive girl. She’s plainly unsuited for this work and made the error of thinking she can call all the shots. Like anything in life, that is rarely the case.

I’d never see her in a million years now and your response to reasonable criticism of her suggests that you have a stake in her in some way. Not a pimp, but perhaps a delusional white knight.

[winkywanky]

I'm talking about holland, now banned, just my little joke 

[Clooney]

I'm talking about holland, now banned, just my little joke 

OK. My mistake.

In isolation his comment seemed reasonable.

[winkywanky]

He's certainly in isolation now! 

[Dashing]

Apols for reviving old thread. Merely linking in new profile to past reviews/intel re 'Alice_Rock':

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[PatMacGroin]

Apols for reviving old thread. Merely linking in new profile to past reviews/intel re 'Alice_Rock':

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No need to apologise. Exactly what this forum is for. Always good to link up a WG's profile history

I decided check out this thread when I saw it appear on the boards precisely because I remember reading reviews about her before and thought, "This could be entertaining. Wonder what daft shit has she been upto this time?"