X Chardonnay X - Birmingham

[Iamforreal]

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1 hour - £130

Services offered : OWO, DFK, RO, sex(protected) in different positions

I know she is well reviewed on here, but still, want to share my experience. She was on my hotlist for a while now, so I made a booking few days in advance for yesterday.
Comms were good, she asked me to book through AW and to confirm in the morning before 10 am. Sent her a message and all was good, received the address.
Got there a bit early, it's a good area next to Broad Street, no trick behind the door, she was wearing an elegant classic dress at my request, what can I say, absolutely stunning, fit as fuck, she started to kiss me as soon as I closed the door. The flat is really nice and fit for purpose with shower and plenty of toiletries. Then we sat on the couch and had a quick chat about what I wanted, which was GFE with unlimited cum(healthy issues), she said no problem. On to the bed, she gave me oral without, weird technique, but felt nice, then I returned the favour, really nice and clean pussy, I could have stayed there for ages. On with the condom and took her from behind which was a really nice view, I couldn't last anymore and I filled the bag, cleaned up and a bit of rest, she gave me a nice massage, then we started again with oral, cowgirl, missionary... At the end, I had a quick shower, a bit of chat, sorted the paperwork and I left with a smiley face.
I like the fact she is not asking for the money as soon as you close the door as others do.

She is really fit, (in real life I could never have such a fit woman  ) at a reasonable price compared with Shropshire, where for the same price you don't get the same quality, that's why I went to see her and I'm happy with my decision, lol
Would I go again? yes, why not 

 

[Darkrtiad01]

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1 hour - £130

Services offered : OWO, DFK, RO, sex(protected) in different positions

I know she is well reviewed on here, but still, want to share my experience. She was on my hotlist for a while now, so I made a booking few days in advance for yesterday.
Comms were good, she asked me to book through AW and to confirm in the morning before 10 am. Sent her a message and all was good, received the address.
Got there a bit early, it's a good area next to Broad Street, no trick behind the door, she was wearing an elegant classic dress at my request, what can I say, absolutely stunning, fit as fuck, she started to kiss me as soon as I closed the door. The flat is really nice and fit for purpose with shower and plenty of toiletries. Then we sat on the couch and had a quick chat about what I wanted, which was GFE with unlimited cum(healthy issues), she said no problem. On to the bed, she gave me oral without, weird technique, but felt nice, then I returned the favour, really nice and clean pussy, I could have stayed there for ages. On with the condom and took her from behind which was a really nice view, I couldn't last anymore and I filled the bag, cleaned up and a bit of rest, she gave me a nice massage, then we started again with oral, cowgirl, missionary... At the end, I had a quick shower, a bit of chat, sorted the paperwork and I left with a smiley face.
I like the fact she is not asking for the money as soon as you close the door as others do.

She is really fit, (in real life I could never have such a fit woman ) at a reasonable price compared with Shropshire, where for the same price you don't get the same quality, that's why I went to see her and I'm happy with my decision, lol
Would I go again? yes, why not 

 

You think so ? Her service is great yes...but I disagree with what a lot of guys have said about her looks....facially shes a 6 or 7/10 tops....and body wise id describe it as plain jane lol...not trying to be harsh on her , her service makes her one of Birmingham's top escorts but thats just me 2 cents regarding her looks....average looking girl who delivers a top-notch experience

[Rated123]

You think so ? Her service is great yes...but I disagree with what a lot of guys have said about her looks....facially shes a 6 or 7/10 tops....and body wise id describe it as plain jane lol...not trying to be harsh on her , her service makes her one of Birmingham's top escorts but thats just me 2 cents regarding her looks....average looking girl who delivers a top-notch experience

Bang on mate! Could not agree with you more!

[MT balls]

Disagree with the above 2 posts .I have seen her , and agree with OP .Facially 8/10 .Body , Wow !!.But hey ...beauty is in the eye of the beholder .I don't think Julia Roberts is that special , so what do I know .

        MT.

[baseball_99]

You think so ? Her service is great yes...but I disagree with what a lot of guys have said about her looks....facially shes a 6 or 7/10 tops....and body wise id describe it as plain jane lol...not trying to be harsh on her , her service makes her one of Birmingham's top escorts but thats just me 2 cents regarding her looks....average looking girl who delivers a top-notch experience

So Darkrtiad01, have you actually met Chardonnay?

[Rated123]

Disagree with the above 2 posts .I have seen her , and agree with OP .Facially 8/10 .Body , Wow !!.But hey ...beauty is in the eye of the beholder .I don't think Julia Roberts is that special , so what do I know .

        MT.

The punting scene in Birmingham is not as good as it used to be. Charndonay’s service is average at best but makes it look “10/10” due to lack of talent out there

[Littlefoot]

You think so ? Her service is great yes...but I disagree with what a lot of guys have said about her looks....facially shes a 6 or 7/10 tops....and body wise id describe it as plain jane lol...not trying to be harsh on her , her service makes her one of Birmingham's top escorts but thats just me 2 cents regarding her looks....average looking girl who delivers a top-notch experience

You remind me of a previously banned. Can't think of your old name at the moment   

[bunny84]

Shes okay looking but not my type . 7/10

[Littlefoot]

Looks wise, I'd give her a 8/10 in pro$$ie land.

[baseball_99]

it might sound a cliche but Chardonnay does look better in the flesh.

She does have a fit body, amazing arse and one of the nicest pussies around.

The natural / enhanced boob debate can be argued all day & night so won’t go there.

I would love to see her as a duo!

[Darkrtiad01]

So Darkrtiad01, have you actually met Chardonnay?

Yes...ive seen her once...like i said great punt..DFK from the get go to the end....great OWO...shes just not attractive...average looking...i wouldnt havent mentioned it but for the fact that every 2nd review claims shes a 8/10 

[MarkyMarkSolihull1966]

Due to the real lack of talent in Brum, she is one of the best we have, when in fact she is probably just average, but when I have seen her, I have always had a good time though.

[baseball_99]

Due to the real lack of talent in Brum, she is one of the best we have, when in fact she is probably just average, but when I have seen her, I have always had a good time though.

Just out of interest was Chardonnay your second punt? I only ask as your review of her back in 2017 doesn’t tally with your comment.

Who have you seen since 2017?

[Trees]

I felt sorry for her , so much work done to try to retain
a youth like look when she must be coming to the end of her career
If you like that porn  star look then fair enough.

[MT balls]

F.F.S .What do some of you guys want ?  She does everything on her likes list ,snogs your face off , smells devine  and looks great .Gives you her full attention, is reasonably priced ( relatively speaking ) and doesnt ask for payment up front !! Compared to the dross , scammers ,bored EE girls and timewasters out there ,you should thank your stars she works on B'ham.All those UKP reviews speak for themselves surely .

PS .I am not a white knight .

    MT .

[Juankerr]

She does have a fit body, amazing arse and one of the nicest pussies around.

The natural / enhanced boob debate can be argued all day & night so won’t go there.

Agreed. I don't think anyone that has actually met Chardonnay would describe her body as that of a "plain jane" like Darkrtiad suggests 

[Madone1]

If you Birmingham lads don’t want her anymore you can you all chip in for a train ticket for her to come to Shrewsbury we will gladly take her off your hands.

[Digger1965]

All you sex gods judging her, I sadly have not had the chance to meet her. I have tried to though, we will see.

[Memphis87]

Same I haven't met her yet just both been busy when wanted to meet but service from reviews seems great. Also from her pics seems like she has a nice ass not a plain Jane lol but will try and meet her this week and will rv

 

All you sex gods judging her, I sadly have not had the chance to meet her. I have tried to though, we will see.

[Littlefoot]

All you sex gods judging her, I sadly have not had the chance to meet her. I have tried to though, we will see.

Same I haven't met her yet just both been busy when wanted to meet but service from reviews seems great. Also from her pics seems like she has a nice ass not a plain Jane lol but will try and meet her this week and will rv

If you do get to see her it's worth reading all her profile. I know it looks a bit long winded, but it is very accurate as what to expect. Don't go expecting PSE it says that in the profile. It's definitely GFE. 

[Digger1965]

I really must get to see her, in my opinion  if she resembles  her pics she is stunning.  The very reason we all have this hobby is the opportunity to enjoy the experience  with someone  who in reality would not stand a chance with.

[Madone1]

I really must get to see her, in my opinion  if she resembles  her pics she is stunning.  The very reason we all have this hobby is the opportunity to enjoy the experience  with someone  who in reality would not stand a chance with.

+1 it’s why I got into punting to fuck hot girls like Chardonnay that wouldn’t give you the time of day in the real world

[Digger1965]

Exactly mad one, I will persevere and get to see her in the near future.