Outcall massage to Heathrow Hotel in late October.
External Link/Members OnlyThis was a weird one for me - bordering on negative.
Tempted by the website pictures and the thought of a 2 hour session for £120, I booked carina by text. All comms very to the point and perfunctory, which really should have been a signal to me this wasn't going to be what I wanted (i.e. a nice sensual time with a warm/friendly provider).
She turned up on time and, when I opened the door, I was shocked to see she really didn't look like the pictures would have you believe. Late 40's to mid-50s, very scruffy hair, very bad smokers teeth and extremely drawn looking. I figured, what the hell, I'll get 2 hours of a sensual session anyway.
She set up very quickly and then pulled out what looked like a gallon bottle of water and started chugging as if she'd been locked in a sauna for days. She got undressed (ok bod) and then ran off to the loo. This was the really weird bit. I heard what sounded like either a racehorse having a piss or someone turning on a pressure washer and firing into a bucket of water. It was INTENSE, hard and fast! Yes, she was taking a monstrous piss. I've never heard anything like it in my life. I was actually a little freaked out if I'm honest! She did this at least 3 times during the next 2 hours. Water chugging then off to the loo to unleash the fury into the bowl.
I didn't find her at all attractive and kept my eyes closed most of the time. She is not a looker, but her massage itself was ok. She was, I have to say, very polite, but didn't talk much. Lots of strange (I'm assuming Tantric) breathing and whooshing noises throughout though - also very odd.
Massage was very un-sensual throughout apart from the last 15 minutes, which was the only time she worked on the old chap, culminating in a happy ending, where she quickly cleaned up, got dressed and (if I'm honest) to my relief, left.
So, a little odd. Not what I expected from the photos. Not a 2 hour sensual-a-thon and not an attractive lady in the least. However, the massage itself was pretty good. That power-pissing though...
I'm still scratching my head. I'm settling on a neutral, but it's borderline negative from me.
