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This is a review about the meeting I had with this girl on Christmas day, one year ago, when she was working in Italy.

At the time I was lured by the pictures with the ponytails, and particularly by her bright, big eyes and the intriguing smile. Too bad that the girl that opened the door after an excruciatingly long spell of wrong directions and aimless wandering up and down the stairs of an elegant antique building in the centre of the city bore such little resemblance to the pictures that I initially thought I was a victim of B&S. It was only when I got back home and examined the pictures I realised that incredibly it was indeed her: what gave it away were the tattoos on her feet (Mickey and Minnie Mouse, IIRC), visible in the picture where her ass is in the air.

Oda had nothing of that sexy, mischievous attitude when I met her. She looked to me like a bored girl next door and welcomed me with the attitude of a shopkeeper who needs to open her shop's shutter every morning at 7 and has for the last few years. No smiles, even though not a hostile attitude, and very little communication because - at least at the time - she basically spoke no English (nor any other language than Russian). At the time the picture that I found was more representative of how she looked to me was this one: Hidden Image/Members Only (there's a bunch more, all offering a better presentation of how she looks External Link/Members Only). In particular, what is more indicative of her looks is that kind of childish look, with a cute but not exactly sexy attitude, and a somewhat empty stare.

At the time I wrote a review for a local website that said more or less: "she finally opened and let me in with a bit of an aseptic allure, an emotionless expression and a not exactly welcoming attitude, even though reasonably cordial. I tried to joke a little bit about the difficulty to find the flat but I realised almost immediately that she not only understands very little English but also is not trying particularly hard to be sociable, so I quit my initial attempts to socialize and went for a shower, with her telling me repeatedly 'please, complete, complete' and pointing at the mouthwash".

Back in the room she was still dressed as before: with a t-shirt that let a couple of considerable boobs be clearly perceivable and some cheap black leggings. She had bobbed hair, cut shorter than in most pictures and she was looking at me with her bright eyes wide open and the mouth somewhat artificially stretched in a smile that was carving two dimples on the sides of her mouth overall giving her a naive, natural and inexperienced look.

The website gave her age as 18 and it was plausible. Had I had to guess I would have said max 20: I would have defined her more "cute" than attractive, particularly because of her attitude. Overall at the time I gave her 7.5 both for face and body, mentioning beautiful natural curves on a body toned mostly because very young, but at risk of becoming heavier in a few years.

I'll summarize the rest: I was concerned it would be a disaster but things looked up when she kissed me softly using her tongue and made some compliments about my body. Unfortunately after some fondling I discovered that at the time she would only practice OW and she refused to have her pussy licked, which made the 200E I had paid a quasi scam (particularly given that the site I had found her mentioned both OWO and DATY).

I therefore focused on banging her, and had her riding me for a while, getting the feeling that she was getting into it but was also one of those girls that doesn't want to show that after all she's liking it. I then had her in a pleasant doggie, where I noticed that her ass, while bigger than I normally like, had some youthful exuberance that gave me some added vigour in the thrust. Finally, when in missionary (because I can only come in missionary) she was squeezing her boobs from the sides to let them protrude, a really nice touch, and kissed me tenderly in a way that made my first shot extremely pleasant. At the time I noticed that during the act she had a relaxed, more sensual look but as soon as the first session was over she got back to her neutral stare and sent me back to shower.

After a pitiful travesty of an attempted massage and an even more pitiful attempt at conversation I kissed her some more, but got the feeling that she was keeping her distant attitude, so I put her on her back and started pumping hard, going on for about 10 minutes and getting her in the right mood, given that she started moaning quite hard given the type. In all this, my commitment ended up rewarding myself as well, as incredibly I came a second time and in less than 40 minutes from when the whole thing had started. These days this is quite rare, so while overall this is neutral because of the attitude and the limited services, it is obviously borderline so as I came out quite happy of the result.

Final attempt at chit chat where I told her it was somewhat sad she was alone for Christmas and she looked at me as if I were a complete idiot telling me that Christmas is in January. It turns out that Russian Christmas is indeed in January.

A translation of my parting words in the review I left at the time: "clearly overall performance not unsatisfactory, but I would NEVER AND EVER come back to see her", so make up your own mind. I don't think she's worth 250 quid.


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Told me she did work in Italy
I found her very friendly...
She would look deeply in my eyes and initiate soft sensual kissing..
I found her very enjoyable and friendly...
I would return...👅👅👅👅👅


To be honest I have found women to be moody and grumpy over near Christmas and Christmas day.
Remember a brothel in Hanwell open on Christmas day.
Bloody hell all the women were really grumpy.
I left.
Worked out it's Christmas day and obviously they missed there loved one's..
Human emotions obviously come into it.
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Thank you Oracle for sharing your experience. Your review and KT's review are quite some time apart but allow me to draw my own conclusions and I agree with you that £250ph for this girl is not worth it.
KT got her for £200 and imo that would be steep and I suspect much better alternatives out there. Saying that, he has said he would return (even at £250?? would you get the original £200 price now?) so he clearly draws a positive experience and good for him; I'm not criticising your experience/review as I do appreciate the people who take the time to share information.

For me she fits into the bracket of a £150 agency girl, given what is actually on offer. No CIM, no proper RO and pussy access limited are things I'm not impressed with but kind of expect at the entry level £150 girl with limited experience.

I can see prices are on the up now from these agencies. By that I mean there are more girls at around the £250-300 mark so getting a decent punt in at round the £200 mark is going to be more difficult.

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Thank you Oracle for sharing your experience. Your review and KT's review are quite some time apart but allow me to draw my own conclusions and I agree with you that £250ph for this girl is not worth it.
KT got her for £200 and imo that would be steep and I suspect much better alternatives out there. Saying that, he has said he would return (even at £250?? would you get the original £200 price now?) so he clearly draws a positive experience and good for him; I'm not criticising your experience/review as I do appreciate the people who take the time to share information.

For me she fits into the bracket of a £150 agency girl, given what is actually on offer. No CIM, no proper RO and pussy access limited are things I'm not impressed with but kind of expect at the entry level £150 girl with limited experience.

I can see prices are on the up now from these agencies. By that I mean there are more girls at around the £250-300 mark so getting a decent punt in at round the £200 mark is going to be more difficult.

I would have to pay £250..
With me she was at ease...
She really was at ease when I asked her to lay down on her back and to relax fully whilst I gently licked kissed hoover slurped her beautiful body from head to toes
Then the same when she turned around and laid on her stomach.
From back of neck to her feet again licking slurping kissing hoovering gently.
She was finding it amusing.
She was at complete ease with me..
Gave her a massage at the end which she really liked.
I am planning to see her again👅👅👅👅
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I would have to pay £250..
With me she was at ease...
She really was at ease when I asked her to lay down on her back and to relax fully whilst I gently licked kissed hoover slurped her beautiful body from head to toes
Then the same when she turned around and laid on her stomach.
From back of neck to her feet again licking slurping kissing hoovering gently.
She was finding it amusing.
She was at complete ease with me..
Gave her a massage at the end which she really liked.
I am planning to see her again👅👅👅👅

Surely the mighty KT not coming down with a case of EAS right? ;)  I hear its prevalent this time of year  :lol:
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The hotties are getting more expensive because there are lots of less attractive to ugly women around at snap up prices.

So they know you want a hottie so be prepared to pay a hottie renting price tag.

It's like gym membership the cheaper gyms are far less expensive but way over crowded over subscribed.
Have to wait a while to get your turn on a machine.
Where as the higher end gyms are more expensive and get more expensive as they know there will be less people there and you get a better time alloted work out in your own suited time frame..

Yet they both have state of the art gym equipment..
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I would have to pay £250..
With me she was at ease...
She really was at ease when I asked her to lay down on her back and to relax fully whilst I gently licked kissed hoover slurped her beautiful body from head to toes
Then the same when she turned around and laid on her stomach.
From back of neck to her feet again licking slurping kissing hoovering gently.
She was finding it amusing.
She was at complete ease with me..
Gave her a massage at the end which she really liked.
I am planning to see her again👅👅👅👅

I didn’t notice from your review she was on Diva as well? Have you fallen out with them? Is this why you are getting a discounted price?


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I didn’t notice from your review she was on Diva as well? Have you fallen out with them? Is this why you are getting a discounted price?

Put your shit accusation in a sandwich and go and eat it, and have nice glass of piss with it.. :P
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Put your shit accusation in a sandwich and go and eat it, and have nice glass of piss with it.. :P

Just teasing you KT.. although it seems your a little over sensitive about it.

Love your eloquent response though  :lol:


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Just teasing you KT.. although it seems your a little over sensitive about it.

Love your eloquent response though  :lol:

 :lol:

I just find admiral respond quicker
Where as diva take there time a bit
And admiral kept the old rate that I booked at a few days earlier.
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:lol:

I just find admiral respond quicker
Where as diva take there time a bit
And admiral kept the old rate that I booked at a few days earlier.

Do a lot of the girls work for both agencies?
I must admit the reviews you’ve done lately the girls do look really good

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Do a lot of the girls work for both agencies?
I must admit the reviews you’ve done lately the girls do look really good

there all the same girls for all the agencies..
What you find on one agency you will find the same on all the other agencies..

If I like a hottie I will quickly whisk through the other agencies she is listed on also for any feedback..

It had saved me a few times from going to women I've liked because the feedback wasn't good on another agency site the woman was also listed with.
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I must admit the reviews you’ve done lately the girls do look really good

Go and enjoy yourself and hopefully you'll have the same hot cracker of a time that I've had with them!! :thumbsup:
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Thanks for posting your comprehensive review The Oracle, it is interesting to see the contrast in experiences.


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...what gave it away were the tattoos on her feet (Mickey and Minnie Mouse, IIRC),


I won't even begin to ask why anyone should want to do have that on their feet?!
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Thanks for posting your comprehensive review The Oracle, it is interesting to see the contrast in experiences.


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I won't even begin to ask why anyone should want to do have that on their feet?!

I really enjoyed sucking and licking  those breasts!!!👅👅👅👅👅👅
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i saw her on her first day
kt's review is accurate
so she prolly has found her inner whore
she was smiley
sexy
sassy
and either a brilliant actress or into it
(she is an actress apparently)
btw she does do cim
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i saw her on her first day
kt's review is accurate
...btw she does do cim


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Bill Hicks it would be great if you could post a seperate review, Thanks

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Bill Hicks it would be great if you could post a seperate review, Thanks

ok but then someone will say i'm an agency tout...

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ok but then someone will say i'm an agency tout...

Of all the excuses thats the worst one Ive heard yet

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i saw her on her first day
kt's review is accurate
so she prolly has found her inner whore
she was smiley
sexy
sassy
and either a brilliant actress or into it
(she is an actress apparently)
btw she does do cim
 :cool:

I got the impression cim was out of the question.
When she saw my pre-cum before owo she closely examined it wiped it off with a tissue and used a wet wipe all over my banana and then sprayed more anti septic spray on it.
Found it rather amusing, as I am pro hygiene and safety 1st myself.

Anyway doesn't matter whether she does cim or not as I didn't pay for that extra service anyway.
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I got the impression cim was out of the question.
When she saw my pre-cum before owo she closely examined it wiped it off with a tissue and used a wet wipe and then sprayed more anti septic spray on it.
Found it rather amusing, as I am pro hygiene and safety 1st myself.

Anyway doesn't matter whether she does cim or not as I didn't pay for that extra service anyway.
well if u look at admiral reviews u can see we both felt the same


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Good Lad   :thumbsup:
:rose:
wait till he posts on that thread calling me a tout, a fluffer or a white knight
 :lol:
only cunts spend this much on russian prossies, it's true!!!
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wait till he posts on that thread calling me a tout, a fluffer or a white knight
 :lol:
only cunts spend this much on russian prossies, it's true!!!
 :crazy:

All I know I had a great time with a yummy 👅👅👅 super honey.
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