External Link/Members OnlyI thought I would try out the new Thatcham massage as it had good reviews, and I had no luck with my usual haunts.
Comms: Easy phone call with an immediate pick-up. A friendly person on the phone. I booked 90 minutes at 65 quid.
Location: I had the address from the Gumtree ad, but had trouble finding the location as my satnav took me well out of the way. I swapped to Google Maps on the phone and it took me in completely the wrong direction, so resorted back to the in-car satnav and eventually found the place, although 15 minutes later than I planned. Parking is easy, and you get 2 hours free but you still need to get a ticket. The location is a door between two shops – one is a chip-shop – and it is easy to find. It might seem a little exposed for the more nervous punter but there is nothing to suggest there is anything surreptitious behind the door. Inside the massage room was very spacious, clean and tidy.
Person: I met one person on arrival who took me into the room and I confirmed 65 quid for 90 minutes and handed over the cash. I didn’t get her name and she looked older – maybe 40’s. The person who did the massage (Nicky I think) was good looking, youngish – maybe around 30. She had smallish boobs: maybe a B-C.
Booking: The massage was excellent, a good long one and I would recommend 90 minutes if you have a good masseur. I really got into the massage, which wasn’t over-oily like some. On turnover Emily started massaging the cock and balls and asked if I wanted HE – which was a shocking 40 quid until she said it was naked. My understanding of that was B2B but I was mistaken. She undressed and looked good naked – nice body with pert and smallish tits and a firm tummy. She went to work on the cock with long slow strokes and lots of oil but she positioned herself so I could only grope her body and boobs – no pussy-touching or fingers inside. The HE was well executed though. Afterwards Nicky cleaned me up enough that I didn’t go for the shower.
Overall: A good and relaxing massage: a well spend 90 minutes. I am unlikely to visit again though unless I am passing through as it is a long way out of the way for me – I thought it would be closer. 105 quid in total for a massage and naked HE seems steep too – I would prefer more B2B than just naked HE and also would like to get at least some pussy touching if not RO or fingers inside.
