Preamble: Sorry for not posting reviews for a while, truth be told I've been lazy and not given back to the forum at all this year and this god awful punt feels like karma for leeching in 2018. I'll post more reviews over the coming weeks to try and make up for being rubbish.
Comms: Decided to ring rather than text given the low number of AW reviews and zero reviews on here. You can normally tell when it is a maid as they pick up very quickly and will say yes to almost anything you ask, which was clearly the case here. I was offered a 'PSE' experience for £50 more than the advertised rate. I asked for this to be elaborated over text message and I was told
'Same as girlfriend experience but there is a bit more agresive sex, cum with you. Me being lauder. Everything like in a good porn movie'.
Location: The middle of nowhere I've been before, between Kings Cross and Chalk Farm.
Services Received: Nothing
Appearance: 100% not the girl in the pictures and certainly not the 'prettiest girl in London'. However she was tall (in heels almost taller than me and I'm over 6 feet) and had a good jawline and nice eyes.
Price: £300 for two hours
Observation: I idiotically agreed to two hours over text message as I fancied a longer punt. At this point all the usual warning signs had gone off that would have stopped me from going ahead with the punt:
1. Inflated price not mentioned on profile
2. The WG clearly not matching the picture
3. The location being highly unusual
The (Lack Of A) Punt: I'd suggested sharing a drink pre punt and having a little chat. At this point everything was fine as her English was excellent, and she clearly was pretty well educated and quite interesting too. Her maid went out and got us some prosecco as I didn't have time to pick something up. After a very, very long chat, which included the revelation she doesn't like kissing at all (it is listed on her profile), we moved on to the business end of things and I was awaiting some OWO, but instead got a lecture on why it is very dangerous, at which point I realised I had been well and truly shafted. No FK or OWO? £300 quid?! Given I dined on £100 an hour punts for a number of years I'd been complacent.
I pointed out that the services she was refusing were in fact listed on her profile. Her initial response was she'd never seen her profile. When she finally went on the profile she started an argument about OWO being 'at discretion'...I won't bore you with the lengthy details about the 'discussion' that continued (unless you want more info below), but I tried to reason that I'd except being shafted for an hour but I wanted a refund for the second hour. Then came the claim that the maid had left, but eventually it was clear there would be no refund. Given the setup I had no idea if Sergei was around the corner so I ended up leaving without a penny returned to me.
Conclusion: I take a big chunk of the responsibility here for ignoring the warning signs, but TOFTT's really shouldn't be this hard work or so risky. It was totally weird because she was attractive and smart, but it turned out to be a combination that led to me being completely played. Lesson learnt.
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