Hiding your first orgasm to get two cums in a cum-once booking

[LL]

If you've booked a girl for say 30 minutes and she only allows one pop but you feel you could manage two.  Consider using a technique to achieve a "dry orgasm" which she doesn't need to know about.

Whilst you're fucking her from behind, just before your first pop, squeeze the end of your cock, just under the helmet with your finger and thumb and keep it squeezed tightly whilst you're cumming.  The jizz will be redirected into your bladder and the WG won't even know that you've cum (hopefully!).  You've just managed a dry orgasm.  After that just tell her you want to take a little break, lay down next to her, then when you're ready for round two, tell her you're ready to try again!

And no, I haven't just made this up, it's a genuine technique that actually works.  I did try it as a teenager.  Use it at your own risk as I've no idea if it can do you harm or not!
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[Dani]

Wont the prossie in question turn around to see what you are doing though?  I would have thought most would if you suddenly stop and grab hold of it just to check you are not taking the condom off.  Those that do offer a cum once service (why visit them anyway?) would not be so stupid as to not know what you are doing or trying to do.

Better off just visiting someone who will give you your full time regardless of how many times you cum

[Ali Katt]

Would you be able to hide the facial gesticulation?

[Tjkooker]

Why waste your cum. Always looks better plastered on a girls face.

[potato]

Under the "myths" section of the wiki article, it says that putting pressure as suggested could damage your pudendal nerve that runs along your cock leading to a numb cock - that would certainly solve your problem of hiding your first cum, permanently.....

[Festisio]

That sounds an absolutely terrible idea.  Everything about it is just ridiculous.

[LL]

That sounds an absolutely terrible idea.  Everything about it is just ridiculous.

Hey don't knock it 'til you've tried it ;-) 

Wont the prossie in question turn around to see what you are doing though?  I would have thought most would if you suddenly stop and grab hold of it just to check you are not taking the condom off.

Fucking hell, do guys actually do that?

[Berks Bloke 32]

simply don't book a girl that limits the number of orgasms, there are enough to choose from

[portable]

squeeze the end of your cock, just under the helmet with your finger and thumb and keep it squeezed tightly whilst you're cumming.  The jizz will be redirected into your bladder.

God no. Fuck that. 

Also I think a woman will know if you're having an orgasm. Especially if you just pull out, hold your cock, moaning about then getting tired. Besides, maybe just go with someone who offers a better service and doesn't give a fuck about how many times you cum, OR is at least enthusiastic about trying again.

[vorian]

God no. Fuck that. 

Also I think a woman will know if you're having an orgasm. Especially if you just pull out, hold your cock, moaning about then getting tired. Besides, maybe just go with someone who offers a better service and doesn't give a fuck about how many times you cum, OR is at least enthusiastic about trying again.

Agreed,  for me personally a much better idea to avoid limited pop, prossies as often other services may be poor as well.

[willbred]

I would never on god's earth get involved in this pantomime. Personally, 1 pop in 30 minutes ( or 60) is enough for me but were I able to produce more, I would not be spending time or money with a WG who would restrict the number of pops I could have

[smiths]

If you've booked a girl for say 30 minutes and she only allows one pop but you feel you could manage two.  Consider using a technique to achieve a "dry orgasm" which she doesn't need to know about.

Whilst you're fucking her from behind, just before your first pop, squeeze the end of your cock, just under the helmet with your finger and thumb and keep it squeezed tightly whilst you're cumming.  The jizz will be redirected into your bladder and the WG won't even know that you've cum (hopefully!).  You've just managed a dry orgasm.  After that just tell her you want to take a little break, lay down next to her, then when you're ready for round two, tell her you're ready to try again!

And no, I haven't just made this up, it's a genuine technique that actually works.  I did try it as a teenager.  Use it at your own risk as I've no idea if it can do you harm or not!
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An hour is my minimum but if i booked half hour it wouldnt be with a WG who put a limit on how many times i could come as i see that as very bad service. IMO good WGs charge for the time not what i can do in that time. I also dont like that technique, i want my jizz flying free.

[Ass-Bo]

Wouldn't book a Pr0$$I£ that limited my pleasure & orgasms within the time I paid for as they are thieving cunts to apply such policy in the first place

And that process does not sound too healthy when on the brink of Cummings as it naturally meant to release out 

[Toshiba]

Wouldn't book a Pr0$$I£ that limited my pleasure & orgasms within the time I paid for as they are thieving cunts to apply such policy in the first place

And that process does not sound too healthy when on the brink of Cummings as it naturally meant to release out 

This for me, whats the point tbh?

[Hector]

If you've booked a girl for say 30 minutes and she only allows one pop but you feel you could manage two.  Consider using a technique to achieve a "dry orgasm" which she doesn't need to know about.

Whilst you're fucking her from behind, just before your first pop, squeeze the end of your cock, just under the helmet with your finger and thumb and keep it squeezed tightly whilst you're cumming.  The jizz will be redirected into your bladder and the WG won't even know that you've cum (hopefully!).  You've just managed a dry orgasm.  After that just tell her you want to take a little break, lay down next to her, then when you're ready for round two, tell her you're ready to try again!

And no, I haven't just made this up, it's a genuine technique that actually works.  I did try it as a teenager.  Use it at your own risk as I've no idea if it can do you harm or not!
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Very unhealthy practice.  AVOID!!!!!

[ALyons]

Loony 

I can't imagine that is good for health.

[LL]

Loony 

I can't imagine that is good for health.

Well that settles it then.  Stop Press, random stranger on the Internet doesn't imagine that it's good for health.
See I think some of you guys are taking this a bit too seriously.

[Jimmyredcab]

That sounds an absolutely terrible idea.  Everything about it is just ridiculous.

I agree entirely, possibly the most stupid thread in the history of UKPunting.     

[DaveMugabe]

If the prossie has a cum once rule, just walk away, plenty more fish ................

[Horizontal pleasures]

I agree entirely, possibly the most stupid thread in the history of UKPunting.     

Mister Jimmy I never thought I would agree with you about anything but yes, +1

[LL]

I agree entirely, possibly the most stupid thread in the history of UKPunting.     

Haha, yeh OK, I'll take that on the chin then.
But at least it was something a bit different though Jimmy.
You know, as opposed to your contribution here --------------------- which appears to consist mainly of regurgitations from a very small pool of one-line quips.

[DaveMugabe]

some people are simply negative- forgive them

[smiths]

Wouldn't book a Pr0$$I£ that limited my pleasure & orgasms within the time I paid for as they are thieving cunts to apply such policy in the first place

And that process does not sound too healthy when on the brink of Cummings as it naturally meant to release out 

Assuming they havent told you that its one cum and your out when booking or in their advertising i totally agree with you, thieving liars.

[panther111]

OK - just joined UKP, browsing through current topics, see this and thinking WTF?!!!
Have I missed something?
Surely this 'technique' isn't a recommendation. Surely, if yo fancy 2 rounds in a session, book a girl that allows as many as you wish. Sorry if I'm being obvious but...., Have I missed something?

[vorian]

OK - just joined UKP, browsing through current topics, see this and thinking WTF?!!!
Have I missed something?
Surely this 'technique' isn't a recommendation. Surely, if yo fancy 2 rounds in a session, book a girl that allows as many as you wish. Sorry if I'm being obvious but...., Have I missed something?

Welcome to UKP I think the majority would say no this is not a good idea and yes a one pop per punt wg is not someone who would be recommended.

[house music dave]

If you like them super bitch high maintenance style which LL might, It's a technique you could try, I wouldn't do it personally sounds to dangerous, but just imagine you are fucking a tight bodied romanian chick for £100 hr. you know she's a bitch but that's part of the game for you..this is a technique you could try i guess.   

[Tonyleung]

LL - that made me laugh - all I can suggest is saying to the WG before you start "make sure I have a good time and I will 'cum' again!"

Boom Boom.   

[panther111]

Welcome to UKP I think the majority would say no this is not a good idea and yes a one pop per punt wg is not someone who would be recommended.

Thank you.
I've read a lot more around the site now and feel somewhat relieved and very much more encouraged than I did initially. Lots of sensible stuff here. I hope to positively contribute.

[LL]

Welcome to UKP I think the majority would say no this is not a good idea and yes a one pop per punt wg is not someone who would be recommended.

Indeed not. But sometimes we don't know the policy until after we get there (and what we're told on the phone might not be confirmed when we arrive).  And yes I'm fully aware that a punter should walk away in this situation but sometimes the little head does the thinking for us at this point.

[thedragon]

I'd just find a girl who will let you pop twice