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59 review(s) for CumFuckMyArse (53 positive, 3 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Sinz]

Offline Gatehouse

Well, for me this was a bit of a surprise because having read all the reviews I was convinced this would go well. And for me it didn’t. Took place about 3 weeks ago.

Pre-match comms were fine and she was on time. I was also ready for the ‘she’s older than you think’ issue highlighted in other reviews on arrival. Actually she wasn’t too old but for me I just didnt fancy her.

She is more oriental than perhaps the photos suggest and she has looked after herself - no doubts. Nice sunny personality and good C/D cup tits but heavy scarring underneath. But overall wasn’t my thang.

Into the room and pleasantries exchanged. Had a shower and then got down to it.

Owo was good but first sign of issues - too fast paced. Slowed her down but then after licking my balls and arse, she would revert to the owo again at the fast pace. Slow her again, and so it repeated.

Good rimming but again when doing so, would wank me fairly firmly with her free hand. Stopped her from doing it (nicely) but then would continue and it began to irritate. I couldn’t instruct her, in other words, which was odd becuase she asked what I liked at the start and she is clearly no beginner.

Then the other issue - she talked and talked. Non-stop. And after I blew my load for round 1, it just didnt stop. Couldnt get a word in during the interval.

I wondered if she was boozed or otherwise, perhaps not, but by now the combo of the technique, the chat and the reality that personally I didnt fancy her that much took hold after round 1. I called it a day.

My plan was to fuck her arse, her trademark offering, and so on but I was just not feeling it.

May well work for others but not for me.

1 hour £150. +£30 for anal which I held back on arrival which tells you I had doubts from the start.

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Offline bonapati

@Gatehouse. Sorry you had an unpleasant time. I had a similar experience.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=202990.msg2094455#msg2094455

The event was such a let down I couldn’t bring myself to think about it let allow review it - as a result I had to book a very hot WG on the same day to erase it from memory. There may be booze involved by the state of her bar. She maybe suitable for those interested in a acquired taste ;)

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Not just tipsy, she was off her head on narcotics probably or gone batshit gaga.  Shame about the shitty service.  Doubt any tailing off of her business will make her take note.

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Thanks for the review Gatehouse. Off the hotlist.

Offline Gatehouse

You are all welcome. Yes, it was a major disappointment.


Offline stayer

Thanks for the review, I'm put off by her doing what she wants rather than what her customer wants. Off my HL.