My first review guys so don’t expect the best. Anyways, fine lovely Monday morning and decided to see what’s siriporn is like.
Location - The venue is on one of the side streets in Little Germany. Not much people around and quite clear to spot where the shop is. Door was locked so gave a call and the door was opened right away with Julie taking me in to the room I’d be getting a massage in. Room was pretty basic with a bed, couple of candles and a shower just stuck in the corner. But I wasn’t complaining.
The girl - Right, so Julie looks to be in her late 20’s - Early 30’s. She is a good looking lady with some small tits(huge pointy nipples) but her arse is pretty tiny with not a lot of toning. Would give her a 6-7/10.
The ‘Massage’ - Sorted out the paper work of £40 for the hour and got ready and on to the bed, face down. The massage was pretty shit to be honest, woke up the next morning with pain in my shoulders because although I told her to be gentle around my shoulders, she was putting in way too much force. Would rate the massage 4/10.
The Action - Time to turn over, so she asks me to turn over and begins the massage on the front side of my body. 5-7 minutes in to the massage she says ‘massage is finish, do you want any extras’ so I’m like what do you have to offer in which she says hand job and B2B for £40, so my reply is how about oral, she says 60 pound so sort out the £60 and time to get on with it. Absolutely shit blowjob which lasted about 30 seconds at tops, the b2b was decent so I can’t really complain about that, with about 15 minutes of my time remaining and 5 mins into the B2B and HR, she turns around and says, be quick your time is nearly over, another 5 mins later the same thing, so eventually I shoot my load all over her hands, she passes me a wipe and off I go in to the shower, get changed and head home.
Conclusiion - If the oral had been a little better and longer I would definitely give a positive but the B2B was decent. Clock-watcher so definitely wouldn’t want to go back here again. Not worth the £100.
