No attitude, just replying in kind. And if I become more experienced then maybe I will become a valuable member.. To me a valuable member would be someone who reviews honestly and helps out newbies if they have some questions.
PS: Marmalade, acronyms aren't exactly hard to get to grips with.
To me someone who 'reviews honestly' doesn't kowtow to the prostitute at every other phrase.
Your writing style is one written for her benefit, not ours. Chantelle this, Chantelle that, kindly let me do this (I thought you'd paid her so you could do it?) You 'politely asked her to unleash her boobs' - are you writing soft porn or informing us that she was willing to take her bra off?? She 'returned your favours' - how fucking kind of her: wasnt iton her enjoys list? What were the negatives? Or are you too 'polite' to say? Oh I got it, floppy tits (a plus for you). How about facts that might help a PUNTER. That she charges £160 an hour and is old even in your flattering estimation for '36', for instance.
You tell us you've stopped being a pussy. So you need to stop writing like a woman's blouse or a prossie's doormat. Is it any wonder that I might guess you are part of a group of prossie has-beens wanting free publicity??
If you sre genuine, you will realise we are saying things to help you. If you are a sisterhood bitch you will be found out and mercilessly ridiculed for wasting punters' time and goodwill. Right now, logically, I'm afraid the second option is looking more probable. If you want to man up, then try not biting the hand that feeds you.
If you put punters first and write honestly you will be welcomed with open arms (punter ... or even hasbeen).
