External Link/Members OnlyIf you speak Chinese you will get on well here....maybe.
I gave this one a call recently, mainly with the intention of a massage as I had strained my back. It was local and I did not want to drag myself around the city. Opted for Chinese as the chance of extras are better rather than Thai shops in Scotland.
Agreed £45 for 45 mins. Bit expensive but went for it. When booking I had asked for Tiger Balm. Yes, yes we have.
Once in the room I asked for this. She produced a bottle of baby oil. Google translate....Yes, yes...she disappears. Returns with a bottle of Extra Virgin Olive oil. WTF. I had a vision of being hog-tied and fried in a giant wok.
I say no, give me my money back. Her pal turns up and they jibber - jabber in their native tongue.
They seem to be arguing with each other and woman number 1 disappears again. My kit is back on by now and she then produces what looks like a bottle of soy sauce. "This very good" she says.
"I very good doctor, why you not want me sort your back?"
Not surprisingly at this point my back makes a miraculous recovery and I make for the exit (fully refunded).
Plans B & C by now we're booked up so the local pub got my cash instead.
