Author Topic: Maria in Brentwood  (Read 4190 times)

Offline Nomadguy

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So judging by some other posts on here, Maria is apparantly well known and used to offer more than just a massage. However for the guys who have only been punting a couple of years like myself, i thought i would do a recent review. Excuse the spelling on here, posting these using a phone keypad is a pain in the arse.
Maria is located in Brentwood, very close to the sainsburys on Ongar road, in a building that contains 3 private flats, mainroad entryway but its discreet enough, unless you really dont want to be seen hanging around a flat in that area, that part of the road has a roundabout, and does get bery busy. I parked in the William Way (i think) carpark and text her upon arrival. After her reply it was a short walk to her flat, and she buzzed me in.
Maria looks to be around 40 something, bigger girl but not fat, and definitely not unattractive, perhaps a little past her prime but we will all be there one day. Her accent sounded (to me at least) eastern european, but her english is impeccable, she missed nothing, nuanced comments etc so i assume she has lived here for a very long time. Flat is very clean, proper massage bed etc and a little vanity screen if you want it when getting undressed, though that doesnt bother me. I paid £40 for a 30min massage with hand relief. Then disrobed and lay on my front.
The massage itself was absolutely excellent. I have seen some people on here say the same, and others say that it wasnt as good as they hoped, but for me it was incredible. Started on my front, regular massage, every now and then brushing my balls and arse, the pace was perfect. She blows on you, builds you up, then lets you settle again as she swaps sides a few times, eventually massaging my asshole until turning me over at maybe the 15 minute mark. On my back, she again works very slow and sensually at first. I was groping her most of the time through her clothes, didnt have to bottle on my first vist to try and get inside her trousers, but lots of hard squeezing, grinding etc and she seemed to genuinely enjoy it. The hand relief was some of the best, deep prostate massage, blowing on my cock, face near, looking at me and really seeming to get into it. Maybe its just her experience and good acting, but it was convincing all the same.
Overall it was a brilliant punt, and i would recommend her to anyone, particularly massage guys. Not sure if she offers anything else aside from the massage but topless, that was 50 quid instead of 40, but next time i think i will try it on with her a bit more. Occasionally my youth, looks and charm actually work but we’ll have to see :wacko: (ps not trying to be arrogant, just wana give you guys the best sense of the punt).
Hopefully this is informative for some of you. Good luck

Offline muddy funxter


Offline Baldy

Great review nomad thanks , was the bed a proper high massage table or a lower larger bed ?


Offline Nomadguy

Great review nomad thanks , was the bed a proper high massage table or a lower larger bed ?

Regular waist high massage table mate

Offline Jiminy_Cricket07

How much was the punt in total. Can you break down the cost of the 30 mins and the cost of the hand relief. Thinking of booking today.

-Jim

Offline horsa

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So judging by some other posts on here, Maria is apparantly well known and used to offer more than just a massage. However for the guys who have only been punting a couple of years like myself, i thought i would do a recent review. Excuse the spelling on here, posting these using a phone keypad is a pain in the arse.
Maria is located in Brentwood, very close to the sainsburys on Ongar road, in a building that contains 3 private flats, mainroad entryway but its discreet enough, unless you really dont want to be seen hanging around a flat in that area, that part of the road has a roundabout, and does get bery busy. I parked in the William Way (i think) carpark and text her upon arrival. After her reply it was a short walk to her flat, and she buzzed me in.
Maria looks to be around 40 something, bigger girl but not fat, and definitely not unattractive, perhaps a little past her prime but we will all be there one day. Her accent sounded (to me at least) eastern european, but her english is impeccable, she missed nothing, nuanced comments etc so i assume she has lived here for a very long time. Flat is very clean, proper massage bed etc and a little vanity screen if you want it when getting undressed, though that doesnt bother me. I paid £40 for a 30min massage with hand relief. Then disrobed and lay on my front.
The massage itself was absolutely excellent. I have seen some people on here say the same, and others say that it wasnt as good as they hoped, but for me it was incredible. Started on my front, regular massage, every now and then brushing my balls and arse, the pace was perfect. She blows on you, builds you up, then lets you settle again as she swaps sides a few times, eventually massaging my asshole until turning me over at maybe the 15 minute mark. On my back, she again works very slow and sensually at first. I was groping her most of the time through her clothes, didnt have to bottle on my first vist to try and get inside her trousers, but lots of hard squeezing, grinding etc and she seemed to genuinely enjoy it. The hand relief was some of the best, deep prostate massage, blowing on my cock, face near, looking at me and really seeming to get into it. Maybe its just her experience and good acting, but it was convincing all the same.
Overall it was a brilliant punt, and i would recommend her to anyone, particularly massage guys. Not sure if she offers anything else aside from the massage but topless, that was 50 quid instead of 40, but next time i think i will try it on with her a bit more. Occasionally my youth, looks and charm actually work but we’ll have to see :wacko: (ps not trying to be arrogant, just wana give you guys the best sense of the punt).
Hopefully this is informative for some of you. Good luck

height and size? can you describe her face more?

Offline muddy funxter

height and size? can you describe her face more?

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Offline Nomadguy

How much was the punt in total. Can you break down the cost of the 30 mins and the cost of the hand relief. Thinking of booking today.

-Jim

40 quid for everything i described

Offline Nomadguy

height and size? can you describe her face more?

Height? 5ft 8 i guess
Size? Again as i say, little extra baggage but not really fat.
Face, black hair, as i say, not ugly, just a little into her 40s, homely face i guess is how id put it

Offline muddy funxter