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External Link/Members OnlyI'd been lusting after Rochelle (as she's known here) for ages, and finally the temptation was too great, and I booked to see her. The combination of big tits and a natural bush was too good to pass up. Comms were good, all done through UKE. The meeting was at a chain hotel in West London.
The meeting didn't get off to a good start. For the first time in my punting life, I was late for a punt. This was due to a combination of train delays and me going the wrong way from the tube station (I didn't use a map because in theory it's an area I know well - d'oh!). I let her know my progress, but she didn't appreciate my timekeeping.
Physically, she's beautiful. She's moderately tall, and the heels helped with that. Her breasts are what first attracted me to her, and they didn't disappoint, and the bush, which she'd shaved off last year, was back to its former glory. I don't think she believed me when I told her she was beautiful. She just laughed and said "I'm alright". Well it's all subjective, but to my eyes she far more than just alright. She opened the door, wearing the outfit I'd requested (covered with a dressing gown for modesty).
On UKE, she comes across as fairly brash. She'd mentioned that in person she was quite shy, so I was prepared for that. But I wasn't prepared for the magnitude of it. She says she likes to have a bit of banter, and that's fine - only it wasn't there. I can hold a conversation if the other party is leading it. The problem is that she's the same, and since neither of us were initiating things, there was a lot of awkward silence. I did my best to talk about random nonsense, but it's not my strong point.
I like DFK, and I'd mentioned on UKE that I had rarely encountered an escort that kissed properly. She replied, saying she'd kiss me properly. But as Jellaby noted in his review, she didn't. There was just no passion there. Maybe that's a consequence of the lack of spark between us, or maybe it was something else, but I was hoping for more.
When we got down to business, things started looking up. Her oral technique is simply fantastic. She says she doesn't offer DT, and it's true that she doesn't get it all the way in. But she got much closer than I was expecting, given her previous warnings. For me, it was pretty much the perfect combination of tongue on the head and lips up and down the shaft. I can only think of one other blowjob I received in my life that was better than this one, and that one only offered OW, so Rochelle's probably wins out overall. It really was that good.
The first pop was just from oral. The second was in doggy. Doggy is probably my least favourite position, but she doesn't like CG, which would have been my first choice, and given the lack of connection, I thought doggy was a better option than missionary. Nevertheless, she's very tight, naturally wet, and the experience was good one. We had a 69 and tried for a third pop, but it wasn't happening and we called it a day.
I liked Rochelle. I liked her directness, and her no bullshit "say what you think" attitude. I liked her looks, and I liked the sex and I liked her lips wrapped around my cock a whole lot. But we just didn't click. It wasn't the booking I'd been hoping for. I knew it, and she knew it.
Pros:
* Good comms
* Physically beautiful
* Great tits
* Amazing oral
Cons:
* A bit cold and distant
* No chemistry between us (and she's not the type to fake it)
* She wanted darkness, where I wanted more light to see her better
So why is this a positive, rather than a neutral? In truth, it was borderline between the two and could have gone either way. There was no one thing that went wrong, just a combination of minor things that didn't go right. There we certainly highlights, and at times it looked like the meeting might be picking up, but somehow it never really got going. I've rated it as a positive (albeit only just) because I enjoyed the sex, and her oral skills are genuinely outstanding.
I wouldn't hesitate to recommend her to others, because I suspect the only real problem is that our two personalities didn't work together, and that's a problem others are unlikely to have. The big question is whether I'd go back, and the answer is that I don't know. She's certainly not high on my "that was fantastic, I must see her again" list. But yes, I think maybe I would, knowing a bit more about what to expect should there ever be a next time.